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  • Balancing The Books Requires A Work/Life Balance

    Read Balancing The Books Requires A Work/Life Balance The other bookkeeper closed and opened without complaining. But...

  • Monday Mourning

    Read Monday Mourning A customer hands me a coupon. Today is a Tuesday. Me: "Sorry, ma'am, those coupons are only vali...

  • Here We Pokémon Go Again, Part 47

    Read Here We Pokémon Go Again, Part 47 It’s during the middle of the Pokémon Go craze. I’m using my phone’s calculato...

  • A Sim-ple Life

    Read A Sim-ple Life Tour Guide: "If you overhear them talking about anything, and I mean anything at all, don't call ...

  • The Gift That Kept On Giving Away

    Read The Gift That Kept On Giving Away Customer: *Rolling her eyes as if I should understand.* "Don't they train you ...

  • Of Mice And Minivans

    Read Of Mice And Minivans However, being kids, we find it hilarious to randomly ask "Are we there yet?" every fifteen...

  • E-Minor Inconvenience

    Read E-Minor Inconvenience I can hear one of my neighbours, a musician, practising his violin. He's very good, and I ...

  • Shutterly Ridiculous

    Read Shutterly Ridiculous Customer: "I'm looking for a camera battery." Me: "Okay, what camera do you have?" Customer...

  • Untitled

    Read I work in a call center. We have a worker who proudly introduces himself as “a giant f***ing nerd” when meeting ...

  • Eye Can Walk From Now On

    Read Eye Can Walk From Now On About ten minutes in, she asked me to reach into the glove box to hand her a pair of gl...

  • Untitled

    Read I couldn’t find work in my field immediately after graduating college, so I worked for several months at a small...

  • Burning Bread And Patience

    Read Burning Bread And Patience When they walked up, the man wanted a pepperoni sub, BUT he wanted the pepperoni toas...

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    Read I have always had a deep-abiding love for all yellow and black stinging things. I carried bumble bees around in ...

  • Untitled

    Read (Peter in the Swiss police applied for a promotion. It is a mass opportunity for all vacancies like that in the ...

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    Read I work at a hardware store and we have this one customer who’s full of himself he loves to say how much he spend...

  • Shell Yeah, I’m Here For The Money

    Read Shell Yeah, I’m Here For The Money Me: "Sure! What can I do for you?" I was thinking they would ask for a table ...

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    Read I was shopping and made the mistake of wearing red to a certain craft store. Customer: where are the sewing stuf...

  • Bearing The Consequences

    Read Bearing The Consequences Customer: "If I wanted a first-class job done, I would have gone somewhere else." Read ...

  • South Afri-can I Get Some Sleep

    Read South Afri-can I Get Some Sleep Lady #1: "We saw your dinner menu and decided to try it." Lady #2: "Yeah, but we...

  • Car-tastrophe

    Read Car-tastrophe Caller: "I need to have my car lifted, please ASAP! I'm in a Walmart parking lot on this road and ...