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Read Lord Of The Flings Colleague #1: "Wow, is he really that hot?" Colleague #2: "How did you meet?" Holiday Colleag...
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Read Their Idea Of What The Hole Punch Can Do Sounds Terrifying Customer: "But all this office stuff, it's not very m...
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Read Nothing But The Fax About an hour later, I received a very angrily worded email from the guy handling permits, w...
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Read ²H-OMG! Customer: "Get me a soda, but I want ice that doesn't float." Me: "I can fill the cup with ice so that t...
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Read Good McMorning! Me: "Good morning." Customer: "It's afternoon." I checked my phone. Me: "It's 11:15." Read Good ...
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Read Strawberry Fields For Never New Guy: "Can I help you?" Older Sister: "We placed a mobile order." *Shows her phon...
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Read Certified As Lost In Translation Customer: "How do I know you're a certified translator?" Me: "[Notary/Embassy/F...
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Read Modern Tech Is Out Cold Our family is driving from one Canadian province to another on the way to see extended f...
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Read Mind The App Lady: "Do you know the way to [Hotel]?" Me: "Let's look it up." I opened up Google Maps on my phone...
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Read Lettuce Begin With The Basics Guest: "Your salad bar doesn't have any food!" Supervisor: "Oh, I'm sorry, we try ...
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Read My first job was in a restaurant as a dishwasher and I had the most horrible boss who put me in tears more then ...
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Read I celebrated a birthday recently, so my wife, sister, parents, and I all went out to a local restaurant to celeb...
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Read Serving Them Right Me: "Howdy guys, my name is [My Name], and I'll be taking care of you today! What can I getch...
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Read This happened a few years ago while my wife was almost bedridden due to health issues. She could handle getting ...
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Read When I was on active duty, HMW (Health, Morale and Welfare) was the office on Marine bases that ran everything t...
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Read Dad Ex Machina Customer: "Why wasn't it in the hot-n-ready box?!" Me: "It was about to be moved there in less th...
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Read I joined my friends for brunch, and we arrived much earlier than our reservation, so got coffee at a place acros...
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Read Me: Good morning! I’m Mai, your nurse today. Could you tell your name and date of birth? Patient: Panicking voic...
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Read Squeezing Out Your Profits Customer: "It's gone bad, it’s so mushy on the inside! Look!" She then proceeded to p...
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Read Breakfast Of Chumps Me: "Sir, please stop. You can't put that muffin in our toaster." Guest: "It's a blueberry b...