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  • Remember: HR Won’t Do Anything Unless Forced To

    Read Remember: HR Won’t Do Anything Unless Forced To Recruitment Manager: "Just a heads up, but I might just murder y...

  • Now Entering Manual Respiration Mode

    Read Now Entering Manual Respiration Mode I sometimes subconsciously hold my breath for no reason. Wife: "You're forg...

  • Guess Once, Measure Never

    Read Guess Once, Measure Never Customer: "I'm looking to remodel everything! Kitchen, bathroom, windows, all of it!" ...

  • The Church Of Pesci: An Offshoot Of Italian Pastafarianism

    Read The Church Of Pesci: An Offshoot Of Italian Pastafarianism Me: "So, did everything go well? Are you doing all ri...

  • Those People Need To Be Sectioned

    Read Those People Need To Be Sectioned Woman: "These aren't your seats. You can't just arrive now and sit there." Me:...

  • Take A Chill Spill

    Read Take A Chill Spill Customer: "I'd like a large strawberry milkshake, please." Me: "Sure, that-s—" Customer: "—Bu...

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    Read I work at a fast food restaurant. An older man has been flirting with me throughout his large order. Man: “Can I...

  • That’s A Load Of Work

    Read That’s A Load Of Work Me: "Uh, [Teacher]. What are you doing?" Teacher: *Sighing.* "[Student] swallowed his mom’...

  • When The Dentist Is The Root Of The Problem

    Read When The Dentist Is The Root Of The Problem Then the dentist came in. Not my regular dentist, but a new guy. He ...

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    Read [At the time this happened, I was 28 and happily married to my 27-year-old wife. We’re still happily married and...

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    Read This story was funny only because no one in it was offended, and the racism term used was so old, the word has m...

  • We Saw Where This Was Going From The First Mimosa…

    Read We Saw Where This Was Going From The First Mimosa… One Tuesday, while I’m working around 11 AM, these three wome...

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    Read Back in the late ’90s and early oughts I worked at Renaissance Festival selling pewter. We had glasses, goblets,...

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    Read I’m the author of this story https://notalwaysright.com/this-drivers-no-dinosaur/214666/ My knowledge of dinosau...

  • To Show How Small The Fry Is, I Will Add A Banana For Scale

    Read To Show How Small The Fry Is, I Will Add A Banana For Scale I work at a high-turnaround fast food place, and som...

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    Read I have a bearded dragon as a pet, whom we shall dub His Majesty for his pompous attitude. I’ve had people dismis...

  • A Scanner Bark-ly

    Read A Scanner Bark-ly We get in line. There is one person at the register and another couple ahead of us, with a ver...

  • Numbers And Facts! My Greatest Enemy!

    Read Numbers And Facts! My Greatest Enemy! Customer: "I ordered before my friend! Why did she get her food before me?...

  • Alarmingly Real

    Read Alarmingly Real Automated System: "Security has concluded their investigation and—" There was a clicking noise, ...

  • Medically Approved Molecules

    Read Medically Approved Molecules Me: "Let me go check the back. If I can't find any back there, shall I substitute i...