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Read Remember: HR Won’t Do Anything Unless Forced To Recruitment Manager: "Just a heads up, but I might just murder y...
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Read Now Entering Manual Respiration Mode I sometimes subconsciously hold my breath for no reason. Wife: "You're forg...
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Read Guess Once, Measure Never Customer: "I'm looking to remodel everything! Kitchen, bathroom, windows, all of it!" ...
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Read The Church Of Pesci: An Offshoot Of Italian Pastafarianism Me: "So, did everything go well? Are you doing all ri...
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Read Those People Need To Be Sectioned Woman: "These aren't your seats. You can't just arrive now and sit there." Me:...
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Read Take A Chill Spill Customer: "I'd like a large strawberry milkshake, please." Me: "Sure, that-s—" Customer: "—Bu...
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Read I work at a fast food restaurant. An older man has been flirting with me throughout his large order. Man: “Can I...
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Read That’s A Load Of Work Me: "Uh, [Teacher]. What are you doing?" Teacher: *Sighing.* "[Student] swallowed his mom’...
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Read When The Dentist Is The Root Of The Problem Then the dentist came in. Not my regular dentist, but a new guy. He ...
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Read [At the time this happened, I was 28 and happily married to my 27-year-old wife. We’re still happily married and...
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Read This story was funny only because no one in it was offended, and the racism term used was so old, the word has m...
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Read We Saw Where This Was Going From The First Mimosa… One Tuesday, while I’m working around 11 AM, these three wome...
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Read Back in the late ’90s and early oughts I worked at Renaissance Festival selling pewter. We had glasses, goblets,...
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Read I’m the author of this story https://notalwaysright.com/this-drivers-no-dinosaur/214666/ My knowledge of dinosau...
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Read To Show How Small The Fry Is, I Will Add A Banana For Scale I work at a high-turnaround fast food place, and som...
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Read I have a bearded dragon as a pet, whom we shall dub His Majesty for his pompous attitude. I’ve had people dismis...
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Read A Scanner Bark-ly We get in line. There is one person at the register and another couple ahead of us, with a ver...
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Read Numbers And Facts! My Greatest Enemy! Customer: "I ordered before my friend! Why did she get her food before me?...
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Read Alarmingly Real Automated System: "Security has concluded their investigation and—" There was a clicking noise, ...
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Read Medically Approved Molecules Me: "Let me go check the back. If I can't find any back there, shall I substitute i...