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  • Sounds Like A Millennial Problem

    Read Sounds Like A Millennial Problem Project Manager: "We need your team to be available 24/7 for Y2K." Me: "You mea...

  • Bolting To An Answer

    Read Bolting To An Answer Me: "Thank you. It appears there are two different transmissions made for that vehicle that...

  • Debating With Idiots Can Be A Rabbit Hole

    Read Debating With Idiots Can Be A Rabbit Hole Today, he has found out I'm a vegan: Coworker: "So, you're being selfi...

  • They Must Be Very Confused By The Lyrics To California Dreamin’

    Read They Must Be Very Confused By The Lyrics To California Dreamin’ Customer: "Okay, order it for me. I'll go have l...

  • Reply-All The Way There

    Read Reply-All The Way There Our previous CEO was leaving, and a new one was hired. He was poached from a pretty well...

  • Kids Say The Truthiest Things, Part 3

    Read Kids Say The Truthiest Things, Part 3 One little girl, probably around ten, has a tiara on that says, "Birthday ...

  • Senseless Sensibility, Part 2

    Read Senseless Sensibility, Part 2 Customer: "Hello, I'm looking for a book for my daughter's English lessons. I need...

  • The Fees Are Hidden, As Are The Notes

    Read The Fees Are Hidden, As Are The Notes Other than the lack of natural sunlight, the basement room looked great. U...

  • This Is The Same Person Who Orders The Cheeseburger Without The Cheese

    Read This Is The Same Person Who Orders The Cheeseburger Without The Cheese Customer: "Hmmm, I want the chicken Caesa...

  • Missy-Understood

    Read Missy-Understood Me: "'Missing man found dead in [Our Parish]'." Mom: "Who's that?" Me: "Huh?" Read Missy-Unders...

  • Reserved For The Righteous

    Read Reserved For The Righteous One Sunday morning, I'd just parked up and was walking across the road when an old ma...

  • They Cut Hair, Not Corners

    Read They Cut Hair, Not Corners Customer: "How long is the wait for a walk-in?" The lady cutting my hair said, while ...

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    Read (I just get hired to clean bathrooms. My job is to clean one bathroom, then the next, etc until all have been do...

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    Read Three days ago, I came back from my two-week Christmas/New Year holidays (I work in accounts). Naturally, my ema...

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    Read At the gift shop where I work, we sell lots of little trinkets, many little animal things. A college-age guy com...

  • You Don’t Have To Cry Over Spilled Milk, But You Could Help!

    Read You Don’t Have To Cry Over Spilled Milk, But You Could Help! Anyway, on my way to the door, a man drops an entir...

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    Read I live in Quebec (Canada). Some years ago, I was laid off (mass lay-offs) and was looking for a job. I am an ind...

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    Read My wife and I are close with my family, to the point that we have never needed a babysitter we weren’t related t...

  • That Tip Is Snow Joke

    Read That Tip Is Snow Joke As I was putting the $20 bill in the fold, I noticed that there were actually two $20 bill...

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    Read This story ( https://notalwaysright.com/the-heart-pounding-hazards-of-houdini-hamsters/355561/ ) reminded me of ...