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Read Scan You Hear Me Now? The doors open, the first people approach the terminal, and I can already see they have go...
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Read I went to a small bagel shop on a Sunday morning. It was very crowded so I ordered to go and was asked to wait o...
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Read This happened to my mother, who is a real estate agent in a smallish village, which means there are a lot of cot...
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Read McSatiated Customer: "I want… two twenty-nugget meals! That’s… that's… forry! I want forry nuggets! And nine sau...
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Read Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Fraud Customer: "This TV sucks. I need my money back." Me: "Do you have your recei...
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Read Going Bananas About Ananas Customer: "Can I speak to a manager?" Me: "You are speaking to the highest-ranking ma...
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Read Interest-ing Theory A janitor needed to replace duct filters in the section where I was working. Having no secur...
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Read Bridge Over Troubled Selfies Customer: "Excuse me, but we just passed [Famous Bridge]." Me: "That's right." Cust...
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Read Read The Room… From Cover To Cover My call centre deals with magazine subscriptions. We're supposed to try to pr...
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Read The Social Meat-ia Challenge I was working in a fast-food chain during a brief but annoying social media trend w...
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Read Should Be Mandarin Your Own Business Old Lady: *In Mandarin.* "What does the [Black Man] want?" The word she use...
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Read Keeping It Reel Our gym has a dedicated 'content area' with lighting, mirrors, and space for tripods. Most peopl...
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Read Hue Knew? He was an older guy, initially pleasant enough, but he quickly began to grate on the rest of the shop ...
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Read The Ten-Top Tamer Woman: "Just keep putting the dishes in the middle of the table and let me distribute." Me: "O...
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Read Caught Red-M&M-Handed I see a guy and his son, reaching into the M&Ms with their hands, picking some out and plo...
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Read You Can’t Expect Those Who Can’t Read A Room To Read A Sign HR Lady: "I can't get my d*** ice! There's somebody ...
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Read Pizza Is A Science A caller is ordering a pizza. We're having a significant language barrier, but we're making i...
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Read Lettuce Clarify I'm driving my ten-year-old twin girls home from school. Me: "So, how was school?" Daughter #1: ...
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Read No Good Deed Goes Uncommented Me: "Last-minute request for someone to watch my dogs this weekend! My regular dog...
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Read Hot Take Gets The Cold Shoulder Customer: "I'm cold! Can you turn up the heat?" Me: "I'm sorry, I can't. You're ...