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Read That Tip Is Snow Joke As I was putting the $20 bill in the fold, I noticed that there were actually two $20 bill...
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Read This story ( https://notalwaysright.com/the-heart-pounding-hazards-of-houdini-hamsters/355561/ ) reminded me of ...
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Read Gross Misunderstanding Me: "That'll be $68.98." Customer: "What?! The display says $59.99!" Me: "It's $59.99, so...
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Read Which Craft? I worked at Michael's Arts and Crafts. A lady came up to me and asked me: Customer: "Where's the cr...
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Read Bee Careful Now Me: "Can I get a name for the order?" Customer: "It's complicated; can I spell it?" Me: "Sure!" ...
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Read Stick To Your Cover Story Me: "Looking for this?" Mom: "Yes! Thank you." Librarian: "Someone must have put it ba...
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Read Going Through This Maize Makes You Feel Blue Customer: "Why do you put dye into your tortilla chips?" Me: "We do...
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Read Crumpled Logic Cashier: "Do you want a receipt?" Me: "Yes." Cashier: *Crumples the receipt and throws it away.* ...
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Read That’s One Halal Of A Take Customer: "Why does [Grocery Store] support Sharia law?" Me: "Uh… pardon?" Customer: ...
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Read I’ll Stop Reading The Book If You Start Reading The Room Me: "So… [Boss], I've reorganized my desk twice now. Ca...
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Read Walking Taller Than You Ever Will Customer: "I need help getting something down from a top shelf. Can you get so...
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Read Bill-ieve It Or Not I look at the $100 bill. On the back, it says: "For motion picture use only." The guy is fr...
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Read A Canadian Tale Customer: "That's okay, I just wanted to see it in person for now. I'm moving down to Washington...
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Read That Cake Design Is Blocked My mom always hated requests for fondant/sculpted cakes because people never took in...
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Read By Clicking This Checkbox, You Agree That You Have Clicked On This Checkbox I worked in ad tech for a while. Whe...
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Read Causing Hiss-terics Me: "Buying stuff for your cat?" Kid: "No." Me: "Oh. Okay. Um… whose cat are you buying thes...
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Read The Taste Beyond The Pine-Apples I’m at a pizza restaurant with my grandparents. Grandpa: "What do we want on th...
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Read Someone’s Getting Fired… Somewhere Caller: "You're gonna get fired." I nearly caused an accident because where d...
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Read Thauma-Trauma Woman: "My SON drew this thing upside-down, and now it doesn't WORK right. You need to share your ...
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Read Me: Hey, my prescription is wrong. It’s not 10mg of it’s 10mg of . They’re the same class of medication but the...