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Read Hole Lot Of Drama Curtain Twitcher: "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?" Me: "I'm just putting some cables up." Cu...
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Read I teach in a two story building, and a former principal was, shall we say, interesting with regard to things lik...
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Read Slow Burn Customer: "Do you sell slow cookers, but fast?" Me: "Like a pressure cooker?" Customer: "What are thos...
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Read (I am the receptionist — my official title is “Office Manager,” which is kind of them — at a dental office, wher...
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Read (Bit of background: my brother, his friend, and I are planning to write a song together for someone (long story)...
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Read You Can’t Sub A Sub Customer: "I want a doner kebab." Me: "We only serve sandwiches." I gestured to the toppings...
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Read This Kind Of Ignorance Is A Sight To Behold My current customer is eyeing up the accessible lane with frustratio...
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Read Hearing Is Believing I work for a Bank. We get customers to call in for updates on applications for various thin...
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Read Workflow? No, Work Slow When I was a new IT manager, I was being shown around the finance department, which had ...
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Read Capacity For Error Overheard a coworker next to me: Coworker: "Ma'am, your hard drive needs to be plugged in via...
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Read Net Results We both peek around the corner (the kitchen was an 'L' shape), and we see the new girl, looking flus...
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Read The Stupidity Is Stacking Visitor: "I got this discount voucher." He shows me a 20% off the entrance price vouch...
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Read That Pronunciation Is Taking A Battering The shop is run by a Hong Kong family. The ones my age and younger were...
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Read Total Eclipse Of The Brain, Part 11 Customer: "Wait, did they say that right on the news?" Me: "What do you mean...
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Read The Doctor Is Out I live in Colombia, and our country recently reduced the weekly work hours from forty-eight to...
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Read When They Literally Think They’re The Center Of The Universe Customer: "No! I need books ABOUT geocentricity." M...
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Read Wheelie Tyred Of This Me: "When would you like to collect it tomorrow?" Customer: "What are your opening hours?"...
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Read Drag And Drop The Mic Boss: "How do I make it so that a file I use all the time is on my desktop?" Me: "Just dra...
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Read Looks Like They’re One Of Today’s 10,000! Customer: "I came this morning, and you were closed!" Me: "Well, yes, ...
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Read Purposeful Advice Mom: "Obviously this isn't my business, but I'm just going to mention it; whatever you do for ...