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  • Ah… THAT Old Classic!

    Read Ah… THAT Old Classic! Friend: "I doubt you'd find it interesting." Me: "You always say that. What are you embarr...

  • That’s Just Wong

    Read That’s Just Wong A customer is buying some alcohol, and I've asked for ID because they look borderline twenty-on...

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    Read I grew up in the northeast USA, and moved to the south a couple years ago. I’m currently set to move out west. T...

  • When Babies Try To Restore To Factory Settings

    Read When Babies Try To Restore To Factory Settings When I was a few months old, I briefly stopped breathing while ta...

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    Read Grab a snack and get comfortable, this is a long one. There was a long stretch of time in our lives where my old...

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    Read I’m Hispanic in texas, the college is hosting a local research conference, I go to stop by one of the posters. I...

  • When They’ve Learned A New Buzzword

    Read When They’ve Learned A New Buzzword She then IMMEDIATELY starts yelling at me. Customer: "That’s a HIPAA violati...

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    Read I was in line to purchase a gift card for my best friend’s Bday. Me: Hi I just want to purchase a gift card. Cas...

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    Read (This story happened almost 15 years ago when I was in our German equivalent of highschool. Due to my dad’s work...

  • No Sign Of An Apology

    Read No Sign Of An Apology Customer: "Maybe you need to borrow my glasses, because you missed a 'T' there." Coworker:...

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    Read During my study abroad in Rome, a group of my classmates and I were walking back to our residence after a long d...

  • Multiple Pane Points

    Read Multiple Pane Points Client: "Your windows are crap! Those aren't the ones we paid for! We paid for glasses of S...

  • Thigh Know What I’m Doing

    Read Thigh Know What I’m Doing Customer: "I want the eight-piece chicken." "Easy enough," I thought as I went for the...

  • Manifesting Inventory

    Read Manifesting Inventory Customer: "Hey, I'm looking for [item]." Me: "Ah, sorry. We don't stock that." Customer: "...

  • Don’t Put Melons On Apples

    Read Don’t Put Melons On Apples Manager: "Can you set up a new MacBook to be sent to the executive floor, for—" Me: "...

  • You’ve Bot A Problem

    Read You’ve Bot A Problem Me: "I apologize, sir, but I am afraid I cannot send out your parcel. The address does not ...

  • Offside Explained (Again And Again And Again…)

    Read Offside Explained (Again And Again And Again…) One thing you will know as a referee or official in any sport is ...

  • Fulfilment Issues

    Read Fulfilment Issues Customer: "I want to make a complaint." Me: "I can take the details and forward them to—" Cust...

  • The Sound Of Accountability

    Read The Sound Of Accountability Me: "We were told in a meeting about eighteen months ago we would get rewarded for a...

  • Pardon My French

    Read Pardon My French Boss: "Okay, we get customers who order all kinds of fancy wines with no idea what they're orde...