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Read You Were One Spilled Coffee Away From This Exact Conversation A little while later, word spreads that he's been ...
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Read Fiftieth Time Is The Charm Older Man: "I gave you a fifty!" The weary cashier just looked at the guy and said: C...
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Read The Engine Is Running And So Is Their Mouth The double doors into our grocery store are a no-parking zone. We ha...
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Read Driving In From Auda City Caller: "What are your rates for this evening?" Me: "Give me just one moment, ma'am. T...
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Read The Ins And Outs Of Raising Children When my son was a baby, we had my youngest sisters stay with us for a week....
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Read Unwanted And Wrong Advice Is Just Bad Form I'm using a machine at the gym. I'm barely finished with my first set...
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Read Shell I Repeat Myself? Customer: "Do you like the shrimp tacos?" Me: "I haven’t had it. I have a shellfish aller...
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Read (I’m seeing my PCP and asked the nurse taking my vitals about my re-emerging OCD-adjacent symptoms.) Me:”I was d...
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Read I Got 37 Problems, But A Hall Pass Ain’t One I go to various high schools as part of my job. I am also very baby...
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Read [I live in one of the very rural counties near the northern edge of California, a very red part of a deep blue s...
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Read I go almost every day to the same restaurant, a privately-owned local one where I always feel at home. They ofte...
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Read I worked at a nice small web development agency for a handful of years, when a slightly bigger and better doing ...
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Read Phone rings. My friend picks up. “Hello?” mumble mumble “No no. My ducks are fine but my cows are sick.” mumble ...
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Read https://notalwaysright.com/titanic-teenage-stupidity/370250/ reminded me of a recent thing… I’ve just left a sho...
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Read Everything Must Go Customer: "I want to send my ramen back." Me: "What's the issue you have with it, ma'am?" Cus...
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Read The Literal Cat Person Customer: "There's no sign that says I can't bring my cat into the store." I point to the...
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Read When the Intelligence Is All Artificial, The Consequences Are Only Natural Owner: "We need to let you go, effect...
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Read Lest We Forget… To Check The Calendar A guest comes into the hotel around midday and complains to us at the fron...
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Read Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 30 Customer: "Why is there no ice in my water?" Me: "The ice machine...
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Read A Cut Above The Rest This guy called in because there are charges on the account. Makes sense, it is a credit ca...