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Read No Such Thing As A Free Lunch Supervisor: "Could you and [Other Employee] clock out for lunch but still take cal...
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Read A Turn For The Worse A customer has been putting money on green on the roulette wheel every time. Customer: "Hey...
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Read Ginfinite Choices I work at a gin bar. Customer: "Do you sell gin?" Me: *Standing in front of over a hundred and...
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Read Et Tu, Customer? Manager: "Remember [New Hire]. About 5% of the customers will be wonderful. But they will gener...
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Read Who’s The Tool? Customer: "I need to return this chainsaw. It died after only a few uses!" Me: "Did you use it t...
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Read The Pear-ent Trap Dad: "See this pear is just right." Me: "How can you tell?" Dad: "It still looks good, but whe...
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Read Soy Close, Yet So Far I watched weaponized incompetence play out in the grocery store the other day. There was a...
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Read Keeping The Names Fluid Customer: "Can I get some of that liquid ice stuff?" Me: "Liquid ice? Like… water?" Read...
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Read When I was seventeen, I used to work in a toy store. I wasn’t allowed on the cash registers until I was eighteen...
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Read During the 2025 lunar eclipse, I was in college. My professor, a middle-aged man with glasses, decided that ther...
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Read My older brother moved from the North East to California in1987. He related this story to me a few years after h...
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Read Waitress, There’s Paranoia In My Meal I walked up and took their plates, and I asked if she was ready for me to ...
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Read I’m the OP from “When It Comes To Soccer, They Don’t Want A Pizza The Action.” After that incident, my parents s...
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Read (When you work in a customer-facing position, you learn a lot about the extremes of humanity. Most patients are ...
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Read Wants Black And White But Seeing Red Guest: "Excuse me, which way back to the pandas?" Me: "Yeah, no problem, ou...
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Read The company where I work has just moved to a new location. There is no wired Internet connection yet, so we’re m...
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Read Pre-Hysteric I'm giving a tour of the dinosaur exhibit at the Natural History Museum. It's the summer break, so ...
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Read You Herd Wrong Customer: "Do you have any eggs from the brown hens?" Me: "Brown eggs, yes?" Customer: "Yes!" Rea...
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Read Their Performance Is Outstanding Caller: "Why are you charging me interest?" Me: "You still owe a balance on you...
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Read Over-Time Is Under-Achieving I work in an office from 8:30 AM to about 5:30 PM. I've finished off a task and am ...