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Read Outlaw Outrage Me: "Is there a fault with the game? Because I can only replace it with a copy of the same game. ...
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Read Palpatine Goes Shopping Customer: "Do you sell unlimited batteries?" Me: "You mean like, rechargeable?" Customer...
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Read Char Wars Customer: "Can I get my pizza remade?" Me: "What issue do you have with it?" Customer: "I know it's su...
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Read May The Floors Be With You Me: "This is the Roomba your parents are buying." Kid: "What does it do?" Me: "It's l...
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Read Any Posts Available For An Ex-Stormtrooper? Coworker #1: "This must have been how everyone felt at the end of Je...
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Read The Empire Strikes Out We're overseeing his target, and the lack of accuracy is apparent. Officer: "Okay, be bru...
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Read Returns… Of The Jedi A customer is making a return ahead of me, holding a box for what looks like a pretty expen...
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Read Burning Questions After telling us that he'd never seen a single Star Wars movie, a coworker was immediately bro...
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Read Judge Me By My Molars, Do You? Diner #1: *Whispering.* "Ask him!" Diner #2: *Whispering.* "You ask him!" Me: "As...
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Read Must Have Grown Up In The Outer Rim Coworker #3: *Casually.* "Wait, what’s Empire Strikes Back?" Silence. Three ...
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Read The Irony Strikes Back Me: "Oh, hi [Ex-Coworker], what are you doing here?" Ex-Coworker: "Oh, just shopping for ...
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Read The Force Is Not Contactless I see a customer at the self-checkout trying to pay. He's waving his credit card in...
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Read The Age Of Resistance Me: *Heading over to the boys, waving my arms.* "WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! STOP! STOP!" The boys l...
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Read Thanks For Shopping At Empire Surplus Customer: "I'm helping my dad declutter, and I found all this old military...
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Read The Youngling Has Spoken Grandma: "I have something very important to ask you, and I hope you feel you can tell ...
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Read A Verbal Duel Of The Fates A friend and I are waiting for a midnight showing of a Star Wars movie. We're telling...
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Read OSHA Compliance Doesn’t Gel With The Empire’s Evil Aesthetic It's May the Fourth, so we've started a Star Wars m...
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Read I’m sitting at home in my apartment one day, at almost noon, when I hear a large quantity of heavy footsteps out...
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Read Be At Class Tomorrow, Fully Armed And Operational My friend and I are at a movie theater at the midnight opening...
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Read The Probability Of Successfully Navigating A Star Wars Marathon Is Approximately 3,720 To 1 Dentist: "Why is it ...