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Read That’s One Way To Milk The System Customer: "I want a refund on this." Me: "What's the reason?" Customer: "It's ...
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Read The LAN Before Time User: "I can't connect to the Wifi!" Me: "Wow, you're working late. What building are you in...
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Read Well THAT Ended Fast! I’m currently using the phone, talking to my mum, when a Scammer calls me on my other phon...
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Read The Lights Are On, But Nobody’s Home Me: "Are the lights flashing on the modem?" Caller: "How do I check that?" ...
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Read The Weight Of Words I worked in printing, and paper is weighed by GSM. The higher the number, the thicker the pa...
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Read We Will, We Will, Mock You! I used to work in a music store. A customer hands over a classic rock compilation CD...
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Read Linguistics Meets Semantics At a previous job, I was disciplined for telling a supervisor who only ever addresse...
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Read Doesn’t Like The Gender Fluid Boss: "I'm sure my employee can help you with that. I really have no idea what kin...
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Read When The Coupons Need To Be Carbon Dated Me: "Sir, I found your code in my old operating system, and it says it ...
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Read Oh My Sweet Summer Election Me: "You need to have enough people available to post someone outside in the lobby t...
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Read External Affairs She takes the computer home. I get a call an hour later; her computer is plugged back in but st...
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Read Playing More Than The Elder Scrolls II Grandma: "It's easy to be cute when I'm carrying the whole team, which is...
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Read The Bear Truth Tourist: "Excuse me, are you two locals?" Me: *Shares a confused look with friend.* "Uh, yes?" To...
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Read Neat Story The dude looks like your stereotypical jock: broad shoulders, muscles for days, a tank top so tight I...
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Read My gym has a seven-lane swimming pool. There are signs on two of the walls that list the rules, one of which is ...
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Read The Boy Who Cried Nothing One Thursday morning, the notice board announced that our math teacher, who was suppos...
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Read Why Nurses Should Rule The World, Part 26 I'm out at a concert with my friend, who is a nurse. While the concert...
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Read We go on family holidays (between 7 and 20 people) every three years or so. Once, years ago, I was staying home ...
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Read Missing The Delivery And The Point Me: "[Store Name]. How may I help you?" Customer: "I missed the delivery driv...
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Read Well, it’s a mystery… I was sole tech support for a small but profitable company, only about 75 users. Mostly go...