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Read Hide And Shriek Me: "Morning. Hey, why are all the living room pillows piled up on the TV sofa?" Mom: "Your uncl...
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Read Hot Pursuit I'm at a friend's house party. I'm mingling and being introduced to some new people, including a guy...
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Read Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 42 The cashier turned to reprint the receipt, and the man sl...
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Read Back in the 90s I worked in a small village post office (2 positions). The postmaster was on holiday so it was o...
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Read I’m a waitress at a somewhat high-end restaurant. One dreary grey-sky day, a couple comes in that I am absolutel...
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Read I used to work for a language school which proudly announced they only hired native speakers as teachers. The th...
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Read I schedule medical appointments, mostly primary care. I have just called a patient to schedule an annual checkup...
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Read My father can’t understand why my mother dislikes his sister so much, Mum often complains about the things she s...
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Read I had a coworker who had an amazing ability to not find music annoying. It wasn’t that he couldn’t get annoyed b...
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Read We’d Call This Water Under The Bridge, But There Was No Water A customer comes to the returns desk holding an em...
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Read Not Even Half Right Our shampoos are currently buying one get one free. A customer walks over carrying just the ...
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Read Sending Out A Missing Persons Brown Alert Director: "Where were you?" Me: *pointing at the door still swinging s...
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Read You’re Bacon Me Crazy Customer: "Is the bacon in the Caesar salad really bacon or bacon bits?" Me: "It's real ba...
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Read It’s Important To Know Thyself I was waiting outside the door when the driver showed up. She is reluctant to giv...
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Read When The Complaint Against Millennials Trickles Downward Me: "Aisle twelve, sir. About halfway down on the right...
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Read Dill Till Death Do Us Part Coworker: "Look. That guy has taken the slice of tomato out of his burger and given i...
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Read Purrchasing Power Me: "Thank you for calling [Pet Store], how can I help you?" Customer: "Hi, I was wondering if...
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Read Interest-ing Strategy Despite having the death certificate, will, and other documentation required, the bank abs...
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Read The Kitchen Is Abuzz I work at a restaurant where most of the items are made in-house. Customer: "Can I get a te...
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Read More Than Meets The Eye Roll Customer: "Hey, quick question. My son likes those robot toys." Me: "Transformers?"...