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Read I have two daughters in middle school, one in sixth grade (ages 11-12) and one in eighth grade (ages 13-14). A b...
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Read Order 66 Employee: "What's your code?" Me: "It's [code]." Employee: "Sounds like a Star Wars droid. Go ahead and...
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Read This took place in the then “most senior” city in Italy, where the old ladies have a reputation for being indepe...
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Read A few years ago, I went to grad school to get my master of arts degree. Usually it takes a few months after grad...
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Read Sometimes Systems Go Down, Sometimes Sith Happens Me: "Ma'am! You still have to pay for the items!" Customer: "Y...
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Read This new year’s eve we actually managed to have a party instead of just talking about it until we realise it’s t...
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Read My coworkers were discussing cartoons apparently, I only came in on the conversation at the last minute. Coworke...
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Read Kylo-No-No Customer: "Excuse me, how come this one doesn’t actually light up or anything?" Me: "It’s just a repl...
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Read How Do I (In)Put This Gently One day, a lady called in and stated her new computer "wasn't doing anything." Me: ...
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Read Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 11 Customer: "I want ten [Lottery scratchcard games]." Me: "...
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Read In One Ear And Out The Office The work day has begun, and I'm in my office answering emails. Unfortunately, I've...
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Read Log In And Tune Out Me: "Unfortunately, you'll have to go back to the store and ask them to add the e-mail." Cus...
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Read Sub-par Navigation She then proceeded to examine the menu so intensely that it was weird. I continue sweeping. F...
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Read Exit Music Today, we had a table sitting well past closing time who wouldn't take a hint (nor a polite suggestio...
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Read My Empathy Is Running On Fumes Mom: "With gas prices being what they are, we've decided to just use the one car....
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Read Pawsitive Outcome After a few minutes of wandering, it becomes clear that the dog does not know where it is, so ...
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Read They Want A (Gas)Lighter Flavor Customer: "Don't lie to me, boy! This is a Pepsi!" Me: "Sir, we don't even carry...
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Read I’ve been dealing with some persistent sciatic nerve pain, causing discomfort all down the back of my leg into m...
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Read At my high school, on the last day of literally every school year, when the final bell rings, the office staff p...
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Read [A small store that sells chocolates, candies and pastries has opened up near me. It’s one of those locally owne...