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Read The Kitchen Is Abuzz I work at a restaurant where most of the items are made in-house. Customer: "Can I get a te...
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Read More Than Meets The Eye Roll Customer: "Hey, quick question. My son likes those robot toys." Me: "Transformers?"...
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Read An Acute Case Of HR Boss: "Unfortunately, [My Name], due to taking more than the maximum allotted sick days, we ...
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Read Memento Americano One of our regulars has been coming in every hour since we opened at 6 AM. Every time, he orde...
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Read Parental Fails Dad: "Come on, girls!" Me: "Dad, it's 6 AM." Dad: "Perfect time to run to the park and back, befo...
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Read Race To Conclusions Friend: "Everything okay, [New Friend]?" New Friend: "I… uh… got scared." Friend: "Of what?"...
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Read The UK, Where Sunday Is Named Ironically I work for a solar panel installation company in the UK. We also provid...
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Read While my coworkers are discussing what they did last weekend, it comes up that the highlight of my weekend was g...
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Read Mom Summer Schooled The Teacher After about five seconds of silence, she says, loudly enough for the entire clas...
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Read I Too, Have A Prescription For Cornbread Customer: "Hey, I'm here for [medication] in cream." Pharmacist: "I'm s...
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Read (I am signing up to use the college gym. They hand over a long legal-sized contract to sign, so I get to reading...
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Read I am the goofball in this story, which is nothing unusual. My husband has a subscription to one of those compani...
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Read Giving Us A Ringing Endorsement Customer: "It's [Name]. I just called and made a reservation with you. I've driv...
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Read My mom suffered from chronic pain and mobility issues from a car accident years ago. She’s spent years on just e...
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Read I was notoriously bad with technology in highschool in the 2010’s. I’ve gotten better, but for some reason compu...
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Read Touch(é) Our store has a display of some items on sale, stacked up in that way common in comedy movies, where on...
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Read So, I’ve got a client who’s here in the USA on a permanent resident visa. He’s originally from Turkey. He’s move...
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Read Customers Versus Geometry Our superstore has some bikes on sale. We've had to deal with multiple returns, all fo...
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Read A Drink Ahead Of Schedule Me: "Uh, ma'am? You need to pay for the drink." Customer: "I'm using the token." Me: "...
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Read And That’s How The Scam-Cookie Crumbles, Part 3 Customer: "£5? For one cookie?" Me: "Yes, sir." Customer: "That'...