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Read We recently had to clean out a farm due to a disease outbreak, and we had to throw out almost everything because...
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Read Customer Orders Are Getting Dicey Customer: "Excuse me, I ordered this salad, and my carrots are shredded." Me: ...
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Read Their Balance Is Zero Attraction Caller: "My new credit card isn't working. You need to send me a new one." Me: ...
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Read Burger Protocol In Effect Manager: "Oh, pressing that sends a burger ticket to every printer in the place, front...
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Read Giving Powder To The People Customer: "Uh… are you trying to kill me?!" Me: "Pardon me, ma'am?" Customer: "I'm d...
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Read A Late Berate Coworker #2: "Well. You have some gall showing up around here after what you did to that poor girl...
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Read Transfer Of Power Caller: "I want to speak to an American." Me: "The call center is based in the US, sir." Calle...
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Read Ameri-Can You Not?, Part 2 I'm rushing through some orders at a coffee shop when I hear a customer behind me sta...
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Read History In Ruins Guide: "Notice how on some streets there are white stones at intervals down the street. This wa...
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Read Booked For Overtime Boss: "You need to stay late." Me: "Why?" Boss: "Because that's just how things are done aro...
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Read This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things, Part 7 Customer: "Hey! My chicken nugget box only has six nuggets!" Me: "...
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Read Inflamed Values Coworker: "I just wanted to confirm the list of contents in your home and contents insurance cla...
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Read Word Got Around We had a customer come in with a computer that had issues. The man was deaf, and I didn't have a...
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Read Re-Volting Wait A Tesla pulls up, and the driver, a tired-looking guy, gets out first and starts charging. His ...
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Read A Menu-mental Breakdown My dad was one of those people who, sadly, always gave s*** to wait staff. It always sta...
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Read The House Burnt Down, But The Burns Keep Coming My father-in-law was staying with us because his house burned do...
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Read Heavy Duty Walkies Me: "Mariusz likes evening walks, and he likes dogs, so he likes taking Strudel for a walk ar...
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Read Self-Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself, Part 17 Customer: "I don't see the option for cash." I point to t...
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Read A little over two years ago during a video chat with my Millennial friends (I’m Gen X) I was talking about how m...
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Read Cat Scan Complete Medical Alert Cat: *Comes barreling over, meowing up a storm.* Me: *To wife in the other room....