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    Read A little over two years ago during a video chat with my Millennial friends (I’m Gen X) I was talking about how m...

  • Cat Scan Complete

    Read Cat Scan Complete Medical Alert Cat: *Comes barreling over, meowing up a storm.* Me: *To wife in the other room....

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    Read I used to frequent a coffee shop. I’d stop by first thing in the morning, spend a couple of hours writing, get a...

  • Verificaaaaaation

    Read Verificaaaaaation I work in an auto insurance call center. A caller comes on the line, and I do my greeting and ...

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    Read This happened recently in our office. I work as an office worker in the international transport business. Becaus...

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    Read NB: I’m a woman of legal age, but I look younger. One day, while shopping with my parents, they sent me to get s...

  • The Little Contains Half So You Can Have Twice As Much

    Read The Little Contains Half So You Can Have Twice As Much Customer: "I'm here to get a treat for my son, who is on ...

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    Read I overheard this exchange in the self checkout of my local supermarket the day before Christmas: Person A: ‘This...

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    Read I’m a substitute teacher. This story happens in middle school Art class, with students around 12 years old. The ...

  • The Eighth Wonder-ing

    Read The Eighth Wonder-ing Customer: "Hmm…" The customer stops, staring into nothing for a period of time long enough...

  • Would Love To Help, But You Have A Minor Problem

    Read Would Love To Help, But You Have A Minor Problem I get a customer call, but the customer in question sounds like...

  • Those Who Watch Paw Patrol Should Not Be On Petrol Patrol

    Read Those Who Watch Paw Patrol Should Not Be On Petrol Patrol Within a moment of the customer operating the pump, sh...

  • You’re Number Two Because You’re A POS

    Read You’re Number Two Because You’re A POS Coworker: "I took care of the client and processed their case." Me: "You ...

  • ‘Leaving’ No Room For Doubt

    Read ‘Leaving’ No Room For Doubt Cashier: "You’re all set. You have a good day!" Customer: *Angrily, as they grab the...

  • Tread Gingerly, Barista

    Read Tread Gingerly, Barista Me: "Hey, pardon me, but I asked for cinnamon on my drink, but I got ginger instead." Ba...

  • Not Reddy For These Kinds Of Questions

    Read Not Reddy For These Kinds Of Questions Me: "The catalog has a picture of them here, and it lists them as dark re...

  • Saying Bye Fry

    Read Saying Bye Fry Me: "Hi! Could I just get a medium fries, please?" He grunts for an answer, I pay, and he tries t...

  • Brain-Meltingly Stupid

    Read Brain-Meltingly Stupid I'm a janitor. We're on snow shovelling duty. So, last week it snowed, and I was shovelli...

  • Laptop Stop

    Read Laptop Stop A ticket comes in titled "Laptop screen turns off in the third-floor meeting room". This sounds too ...

  • It’s A Grill-usion

    Read It’s A Grill-usion Me: "What's the reason for the refund?" Customer: "There's no meat in it." Me: "No meat? This...