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Read Money Talks, But It Should Shut Up Client: "My other investment with [Someone Else] grew my $30,000 in the past ...
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Read Twenty-Eight Feet Later The cashier is a late high school/early college age kid. He scans the barcode, and I tel...
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Read Take The ‘L’ And Move On Back in the nineties, I worked for a national chain of computer stores. I saw a custome...
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Read A Tip Tip-Off She said the last time I was there, I had started a check and never settled it. I asked her when t...
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Read Write And Wrong Caller: "I need to send a letter to your department. Can I get the address?" Me: "Of course. It'...
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Read Snow Place Like Home There were some of us who would reply to urgent emails when at home, or technically off the...
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Read Grains Of Truth A customer holds up a package of wholegrain rice. Customer: "What's in this?" Me: "Wholegrain ri...
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Read Productivity Theater So, my boss demands that when I am clocked in, my upload records must always show that I ha...
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Read They’re Not After Green Paint Customer: "I want fresh paint." Me: "Let me know what the paint job is and—" Custo...
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Read Would You Like Fries With That Rubble? There was a woman, standing in the open driver's door of her car, beating...
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Read Taking The Logic Out Of Logistics Customer Support: "We don't do refunds for the difference on Prime Day deals."...
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Read Zero Room At Zero Hour Me: "Sorry, but it appears you have a booking for tomorrow." Guest: "No, that's wrong. We...
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Read H2-Oh, Really?, Part 2 Uncle: "No wait, I actually have something useful. Any time on any test they ask why wate...
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Read Those Opinions Are Off The Rails Woman: "Hmm, lots of women on this train but you wait for an old White lady to ...
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Read Need To Make It Crystal Clear: See A Doctor! I work in a novelty store that sells, among other things, non-preci...
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Read No one in my immediate family is much of a drinker: my dad might have a single beer when going out to eat or if ...
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Read A Ring Of Lies Doctor: "It's ringworm." Patient: Looking horrified. "I have worms!?" Doctor: "No, it’s a fungus....
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Read This story was related to me by my father. At the time, he was in college, and renting a house with three of his...
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Read Revenge Is In The Air They sent their food back multiple times, and said nasty things about Sandy so loud that w...
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Read I worked in restaurants from the time I was 13 until I was 27. Started out washing dishes at the local pub (nobo...