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Read Years ago my dad got a grill from a major company. I guess you can pay extra to have it assembled by professiona...
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Read I have a (at the time unnamed) health issue that led to me basically starving my whole life well into my teens, ...
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Read Storing Food In A Negative Space I managed a residential property for a housing association. A tenant called dow...
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Read At the graduation ceremony for my degree I went up and got my degree. It came in a cardboard tube. On opening it...
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Read A Kernel Of Truth About Reel Economics Two women have bought a ticket to a movie downstairs in the lobby and are...
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Read The Proof Is Literally In The Pudding An American couple is dining in our pub restaurant. Wife: "My husband like...
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Read A Sad Sign Of The Time A customer at my checkout is wearing a very nice watch, but I notice something. Me: "Excu...
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Read Chris Crossed We were a tight-knit group, and we did tease each other in good fun. There was one guy on the team...
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Read A Meet Market Me: "I used to go to that yard sale a lot, but I never really sold anything. Most of the customers...
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Read To The Bitter End Me: "Hi, I don’t really like coffee. Could you recommend something with a lot of milk and as s...
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Read Oh My Cod, What Next?! Me: "So the batteries are in, and the red light comes on, but I swear I've hit a bunch of...
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Read Émile In New York Boss: *Running up to him.* "Where have you been?! It's nine!" International Transfer: "Yes. We...
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Read When The Boss Is The Devil In The Details I remember having some direct reports being switched from a former bos...
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Read Feature Creep A woman with her young daughter walks into the lobby of the movie theater. She looks around, and t...
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Read Meal With It You must eat breakfast between 8-10 AM, lunch between 12-2 PM, and dinner between 5-7 PM. They didn...
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Read Do-ink Time A man came in looking for a tattoo that day. When I said we had a waiting list and that he'd need to...
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Read Skirting Around The Words Customer: "Oh! I love your—!" He visibly fumbles for a few seconds. Customer: "Your......
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Read Call It A Customer Service Announcement Manager: "Did you call a customer stupid tonight?" Coworker: "No, I aske...
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Read It’s Not Just The Plane Touching Down Our flight was minutes from touching down when a lady got up and started w...
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Read A Tunnel Vision Of History Me: "You okay?" Son: "Yeah, it's just… not what I imagined." Me: "What did you imagin...