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Read MSRP: Money Short? Reconsider Purchase Me: "Your total is [almost $100]." She hands me a $50 bill. After realizi...
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Read It’s Not Exactly Rocket Science, Part 3 Recruiter: "Hi, [My Name], this is [Recruiter]. I'm calling about a job ...
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Read Thirty’s A Crowd Me: *Scans the customer's last item.* "Your total is $30.12." The customer, probably about twel...
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Read Tie Hard My Mom's dad had passed away a couple of days previously. The night before the funeral, a dark and stor...
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Read Free The Calendar I’m talking to a friend about when we can get together in the second month of summer. Relevant...
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Read The Pie Is A Lie Customer: "I want the mud slide pie flavor." All the flavors have little pictures, and the pict...
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Read (I’m outside on my break, enjoying the pleasant weather and eating my lunch. It’s important to note I am a large...
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Read You Need Dark Humor To Teach About The World These Days After leaving the Marines, the spousal unit was able to ...
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Read My partner and I are spending the week of Thanksgiving in [Southern State], a state neither of us have been to. ...
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Read Some Customers Present An Elevated Risk Customer: "Can you get something down for me?" Me: "Could you point it o...
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Read When I was in middle school, I had long, wavy hair. At a glance, it didn’t look very long, like it came down to ...
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Read (One thing I make every year for Christmas is pigs in blankets for a brunch and we have leftover ones with Yorks...
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Read I was one of two Jews in a large pharmacy department at a local hospital, fresh out of pharmacy school. Our phar...
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Read There Are Some Things We Just Can’t (Egg)Roll With Customer: "Can I get a slice of pizza?" Me: "Uh... this is a ...
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Read Customer: “Smile!” Me: *attempts to smile, looks at my supervisor* Supervisor: *bursts out laughing* “That’s a g...
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Read Not So Closed Minded, Part 53 We open at 11 AM. I didn't have a chance to lock the door on my way in, so as I go...
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Read Knot An Emergency Caller: "Quick! You need to send someone out here!" Me: "For what reason? Is there an issue wi...
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Read When Their Mouth Are Saying Words That Can’t Be Cashed Me: "This chain has never done that, sir. You might be th...
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Read Oil You Need Is Experience Manager: "For the first six months, you’ll be cross-trained in all kitchen positions ...
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Read Bean Counters Aren’t Paid In Beans Customer: "I read online that the production cost for this frappe is only $2....