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  • MSRP: Money Short? Reconsider Purchase

    Read MSRP: Money Short? Reconsider Purchase Me: "Your total is [almost $100]." She hands me a $50 bill. After realizi...

  • It’s Not Exactly Rocket Science, Part 3

    Read It’s Not Exactly Rocket Science, Part 3 Recruiter: "Hi, [My Name], this is [Recruiter]. I'm calling about a job ...

  • Thirty’s A Crowd

    Read Thirty’s A Crowd Me: *Scans the customer's last item.* "Your total is $30.12." The customer, probably about twel...

  • Tie Hard

    Read Tie Hard My Mom's dad had passed away a couple of days previously. The night before the funeral, a dark and stor...

  • Free The Calendar

    Read Free The Calendar I’m talking to a friend about when we can get together in the second month of summer. Relevant...

  • The Pie Is A Lie

    Read The Pie Is A Lie Customer: "I want the mud slide pie flavor." All the flavors have little pictures, and the pict...

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    Read (I’m outside on my break, enjoying the pleasant weather and eating my lunch. It’s important to note I am a large...

  • You Need Dark Humor To Teach About The World These Days

    Read You Need Dark Humor To Teach About The World These Days After leaving the Marines, the spousal unit was able to ...

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    Read My partner and I are spending the week of Thanksgiving in [Southern State], a state neither of us have been to. ...

  • Some Customers Present An Elevated Risk

    Read Some Customers Present An Elevated Risk Customer: "Can you get something down for me?" Me: "Could you point it o...

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    Read When I was in middle school, I had long, wavy hair. At a glance, it didn’t look very long, like it came down to ...

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    Read (One thing I make every year for Christmas is pigs in blankets for a brunch and we have leftover ones with Yorks...

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    Read I was one of two Jews in a large pharmacy department at a local hospital, fresh out of pharmacy school. Our phar...

  • There Are Some Things We Just Can’t (Egg)Roll With

    Read There Are Some Things We Just Can’t (Egg)Roll With Customer: "Can I get a slice of pizza?" Me: "Uh... this is a ...

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    Read Customer: “Smile!” Me: *attempts to smile, looks at my supervisor* Supervisor: *bursts out laughing* “That’s a g...

  • Not So Closed Minded, Part 53

    Read Not So Closed Minded, Part 53 We open at 11 AM. I didn't have a chance to lock the door on my way in, so as I go...

  • Knot An Emergency

    Read Knot An Emergency Caller: "Quick! You need to send someone out here!" Me: "For what reason? Is there an issue wi...

  • When Their Mouth Are Saying Words That Can’t Be Cashed

    Read When Their Mouth Are Saying Words That Can’t Be Cashed Me: "This chain has never done that, sir. You might be th...

  • Oil You Need Is Experience

    Read Oil You Need Is Experience Manager: "For the first six months, you’ll be cross-trained in all kitchen positions ...

  • Bean Counters Aren’t Paid In Beans

    Read Bean Counters Aren’t Paid In Beans Customer: "I read online that the production cost for this frappe is only $2....