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  • Getting A Pizza My Wallet

    Read Getting A Pizza My Wallet And then the guy working the counter hands us a single slice. One single slice of amaz...

  • Eye Can’t Do That

    Read Eye Can’t Do That Me: "We do! Would you like to do it now or make an appointment?" Customer: "Oh, if I could do ...

  • Untitled

    Read This happens when my son is very little and we are visiting a local farm. I am very proud of him as his language...

  • The Course Was All Clickbait

    Read The Course Was All Clickbait I had been dabbling with PCs for years and knew quite a lot, so I mentioned this to...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m using a public toilet when I overhear a conversation in the next stall between a mother and a small child. S...

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    Read I’m a theater kid. When I was in middleschool, I was one of the lost boys in a production of Peter and Wendy ran...

  • Always Room For Kindness

    Read Always Room For Kindness The area being urban/downtown, we have a bit of a "homeless problem". They’ll come in a...

  • Untitled

    Read (This is a story of my husband’s. For context, threadripper is the brand name for AMD’s CPUs oriented towards bu...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m a self-checkout attendant in a grocery store. A register flags me to do an ID check for alcohol. It turns ou...

  • Behind The Screens

    Read Behind The Screens I used to work in IT support years ago. I'm helping a woman who is having trouble with one of...

  • Untitled

    Read (I’m working on a very large order and I hear someone talking to my coworker. I’m not fluent in Spanish but I ca...

  • Going In For The Scoville

    Read Going In For The Scoville You’ve heard about spicy wings so murderously hot you have to sign a waiver to serve t...

  • One Small Step For Dan

    Read One Small Step For Dan We had a regular called Dan. Dan believed every conspiracy theory he ever read online. Fl...

  • This Conversation Is Clanky

    Read This Conversation Is Clanky I used to work at a shoe shop called 'Clarks', which is famous in the UK. The logo o...

  • Buzzword Bingo

    Read Buzzword Bingo We have a manager who isn't a bright spark, but is a walking, talking Dunning-Kruger effect and l...

  • Sugar Rush To Judgment

    Read Sugar Rush To Judgment Mother: "My son can’t have white chocolate. They're fine with milk chocolate." Me: "Can I...

  • A Flash Flush

    Read A Flash Flush Radio Employee: "[Manager] required in [Department]." Radio Manager: "I'm having my picture taken....

  • We Need You For The Home Stretch

    Read We Need You For The Home Stretch Me: "Ma'am, it looks like the package was left with your next-door neighbor, as...

  • A Call Center Powered Entirely By Sarcasm

    Read A Call Center Powered Entirely By Sarcasm Caller: "Oh wow! That's like, Asia, right? What time is it there?" Me:...

  • $15,000 Later…

    Read $15,000 Later… The new guy was a contractor earning over $1000 per day. His boss didn’t want to provide him with...