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  • Pay By Rain Check

    Read Pay By Rain Check Customer: "Excuse me, you need to wipe down the patio tables! They're all wet!" Me: "That's be...

  • Trying To Get To Pole Position

    Read Trying To Get To Pole Position Customer: "Your stupid pole just damaged my car!" Me: "I'm sorry?" Customer: "I h...

  • A “Not Always Right” About A “Not Always Working”

    Read A “Not Always Right” About A “Not Always Working” Customer: "Let me tell you a little story, young lady. I'm cas...

  • The Mouse Ate My Mortgage Payment

    Read The Mouse Ate My Mortgage Payment Caller: "Hey, so I'm calling to let you know I won't be paying my bills for a ...

  • Ludicrous Parenting

    Read Ludicrous Parenting I grew up in the eighties and adored the movie Spaceballs. I'm now an adult and a parent. We...

  • Appetite Fright

    Read Appetite Fright Friend: "Can we sit down and eat yet?" Me: *Finishing up in the kitchen and bringing out fruit.*...

  • Getting This Information Is Madden-ing

    Read Getting This Information Is Madden-ing Our video game store took in so much used video game equipment that the c...

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    Read This [https://notalwaysright.com/never-mess-with-secretaries/369140/] story reminded me of one particular woman ...

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    Read I do taxes for a living. I have a young man as a client. He owes a moderate amount of money, about $700. This is...

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    Read I’m in my sophomore year of high school. Because of various problems, such as clinical anxiety and type 1 diabet...

  • The Mother Of All Red Flags

    Read The Mother Of All Red Flags My last table was two dudes playing pool. When one started to flirt (in an atrocious...

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    Read During my 11th grade year, we got a choir teacher. This teacher was a self-proclaimed professional choir teacher...

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    Read (*While on my way to do some business, I see a group of people gathering around a middle-aged man who is laying ...

  • Pay As You Chew

    Read Pay As You Chew Wife: "We'll take the check now, but I only ate half." Me: "Would you like me to get you a to-go...

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    Read I have a booth at an antique store that has around 90 booths. The price tags on our merchandise has a code for t...

  • Non-Playable Customer

    Read Non-Playable Customer I'm doing the morning prep in an Italian dinner spot. The door is unlocked so that cleanin...

  • Crabsolutely Not

    Read Crabsolutely Not Me: "Does anyone here have any allergies or intolerances?" Customer: "I'm allergic to seafood."...

  • Snowbody Else Had A Problem

    Read Snowbody Else Had A Problem Bossman: "Look, I know you, and know that you don't cause problems. But the customer...

  • To Deter Lunch Thieves, Use The Scientific Method

    Read To Deter Lunch Thieves, Use The Scientific Method I open the office fridge to get my lunch, when I see a post-it...

  • The Pineapple Express Lane

    Read The Pineapple Express Lane One of the men in the group, who loved nothing more than a good joke except for a rea...