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Read When I started at my job, I was a floater: I had a certain minimum number of hours I could expect to work and a ...
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Read Can’t Bill-ieve The Audacity Customer: "I want to claim on your device protection to get another one." Me: *Look...
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Read It’s Called A Convenience Store Because It’s Convenient, Not Cheap Day Trip Customer: "It's cheaper at Walmart."...
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Read Count Me In A customer (with a loyalty card) comes into my checkout with a full cart and pays in cash. In fact, ...
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Read Hot Desking A coworker has been on a call with a user for almost half an hour, trying to figure out why her comp...
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Read Is Nut Getting It Annoying Customer: "It's not software related! It's mechanical! I know it is! I'm a good drive...
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Read The Only Thing Lit Is the Humor The new owners have just opened it, and we walk back in after half a year, worri...
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Read How To Re-Make Someone’s Day Me: "What's the reason for the return?" Customer: "The graphics are f****** awful!"...
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Read A Slice Of Eternity Customer: "How much longer will my pizza take?" Me: "Let me check." *Finds ticket.* "Looks l...
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Read The Thinking is Cloudy, But the Prices Are Clear Customer: "I'll pay cash." And then for some reason, he starts ...
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Read Zero Tragedy Means Zero Chance Me: "I'm going to apply for America's Got Talent." Mom: "You'll never get on that...
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Read The Space Race Is Full Of Reflective Moments Some friends and I are watching the Artemis 2 footage on YouTube wh...
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Read The Whole Restaurant’s A Stage He stands up, walks to the middle of the floor, and asks: Customer: "What can I g...
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Read While I was in line to make a return, I passed the five-minute-tops wait time by reading the signs around me. Mo...
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Read It’s a normal day in the office doing people’s taxes so that they can get their refunds. It’s a relatively quiet...
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Read With the manager leaving on the 21st of this month (December) I’m feeling a bit safer talking about issues with ...
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Read I have a phobia of spiders. I hate being in the same room as the little nightmares, and will always summon backu...
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Read Actual phone conversation: Dr.’s office: Hello, this is the Dr.’s office, calling to confirm your appointment fo...
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Read Back in the 80s, my dad – a former cop – was working as a driving examiner. Non-native speakers of English were ...
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Read Table That Attitude Me: "If you want six people to dine in with us tonight, it's going to be a half-hour wait." ...