Entries
-
Read No Soup For You! Part 15 Me: "What's the soup of the day?" Server: "I don't know." Me: "Could you check?" Server...
-
Read The Current Tenant Most months, my electricity bill sits around $80. I pretty much use a couple of lights, my la...
-
Read Stock Answers Aren’t Gonna Cut It Customer: "Can you tell me what the broccoli and cheddar soup is?" Me: "Sure! ...
-
Read Don’t Show Your Work Manager: "Did you split the comped items onto another check and close that one separately?"...
-
Read Screenshot And Tonic Customer: "Can I get a vodka tonic?" Me: "Sure. Can I see some ID?" Customer: "Do I look un...
-
Read Putting The A** Into Asphalt Manager: "What are you doing here?" Me: "[Assistant Manager] said if I wasn't here ...
-
Read Their Plan Is Not Concrete Caller: "I need concrete!" Me: "Well, that's what we do. What date were you—" Caller:...
-
Read Twisted Expectations Customer: "My pasta is cold." Me: "Would you like me to box that up for you so you can rehe...
-
Read Name Dropping A few weeks later, I got my paperwork. All three of my names are spelled incorrectly. I go to the ...
-
Read I’m Dairy Confused Customer: "Eww! Cheese, on a burger?! Who would even think of such a thing?! That's so gross!...
-
Read Well, That’s Nap Time Cancelled… Me: "Hey, [Sister], just to let you know, I'm all done, so I'm driving back to ...
-
Read Search Your Feelings, Mom I work in the childcare area at a gym. We have a mom who comes in semi-frequently whos...
-
Read Time Portals From 1968 Customer: "What is a PIN?" Me: "Your number you enter into the ATM to get your cash out."...
-
Read (This story takes place at a soda fountain that also offers snacks and hot chocolate. I had been parked, waiting...
-
Read Alarmingly Unprepared Me: "What the heck is that?" Student: "I think it's a fire drill?" Naturally, the school n...
-
Read The Current State Of Medicine An older couple is looking through their medical paperwork in the waiting room. Hu...
-
Read Honestly, the stories I have about working in and managing petrol stations could fill a book. Here’s one. As a s...
-
Read This story takes place when I’m 24, briefly moving back in with my parents due to economical reasons (read: I wa...
-
Read Surprisingly No Blowback Customer: "How do I know this is fresh?" Me: "It just came out of the oven." Customer: ...
-
Read I submitted one university story already, and I want to submit one more. I think it was in my third year. We got...