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Read A Load Of Nonsense Me: "So, the subfloor is weak and needs to be strengthened in order to hold the weight of the...
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Read And Whatever You Do, Don’t Drink The Lemonade! I'm lip-syncing to a Beyoncé song when my current customer (the e...
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Read The Strategy Is A Roaring Success Customer: "I'm looking for a book. It has a tiger on the cover." My coworker i...
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Read Prawn To Be Wild I work at a large fish market. We sell mostly farmed prawns, but we have a small section for wi...
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Read The Pikachu’s Gambit Brother: "But why does the Knight have to move like that?" Grandmother: "It just does. It's...
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Read The Root Of The Problem My friend got sucked into what amounted to a multi-level marketing scheme after being mi...
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Read Burning Through Options Customer: "I'm looking for something to keep my feet warm inside my boots." Me: "Let me ...
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Read My poor dad couldn’t come up with the words he wanted one day and asked me “What’s up with the thing in the thin...
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Read The Only Marathon Here Was On Netflix Me: "How often do you exercise?" Patient: "My rights? All the time." Me: "...
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Read Back in 2015, I was moving from Tennessee to Wisconsin. I was bringing only a few things and my cat. My brother ...
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Read The Guest Is Salty I'm just starting my night auditing shift at the hotel. As I'm counting the till, a gentleman...
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Read I worked at Home Depot as a cashier for a while, and there’s a fuzzy little story that comes to mind now and the...
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Read (My company decided to have a cartoon mascot. I loathe the design. First, it is not dressed appropriately for th...
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Read Come Up With A Solution And Bob’s Your Uncle Client: "There's not enough room in the name boxes! What if someone...
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Read The rules for Brazilian citizenship are similar to those in the US, therefore, there are 2 ways you can be born ...
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Read I, a very shy and quiet gal in my early thirties, had just moved nearly 2000 miles across the country with my ve...
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Read Site Unseen Caller: "Okay, is it this one?" Me: "I can't see what you're referring to, ma'am." Caller: "Wait, yo...
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Read Never Joke With The Customers… Ever!, Part 19 I'm working in a fine-dining restaurant. While taking a table's or...
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Read The Stationery Remains Stationary Me: "I see on your account you called yesterday with the updates. Did you not ...
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Read The Signs Were There Manager: "Are you new? Because you expect our customers to just assume that is the case. Th...