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Read The Great British Fake-Off Me: "Can I help you find anything?" Customer: *With an American accent.* "Yeah! Black...
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Read Where The Truck Do You Think You’re Going? I’m a local truck driver. The company I work for recently put out a n...
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Read Buoy, Oh Buoy I'm working on a large cruise ship in guest relations. A married couple approaches, and the guy as...
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Read Denying Entry Is Playing With Fire Fire Marshal: "You need to get your site security officer on the phone now." ...
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Read Udderly Hypocritical One day while I was helping out, two young ladies approached the table. Customer #1: "Oooh!...
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Read The Power Of A Seat At The Table The drive-through was packed, so I decided to just go inside. There was a homel...
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Read The Measure Of A Customer Customer: "I need fifteen feet of chain." Me: "I can measure that for you, but as we p...
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Read A Chip Off The Old Block I'm doing some renovation and home improvement work on a client's house. The client is ...
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Read Gran Finale Waiter: *Bringing out our meals.* "That should be everything. Anything else you need, just let me kn...
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Read Can’t Take Back Soiled Goods Customer: "Hello, I'd like to return this laptop, please. None of the ports work. I...
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Read Charge It To Experience My dad catches my teenage brother a few seconds before he tries to put his phone in the ...
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Read They Need A Latitude Adjustment We were with a group of friends. One of them suddenly announced she was going to...
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Read Backslash Backlash A caller needs to type in a file path manually. Caller: "I typed in exactly what you said, an...
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Read While we’re relaxing at home, my twelve-year-old gets up to use the bathroom. I hear water running as she washes...
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Read That’s Not On The Curriculum I was browsing our website one day when I noticed a typo. I went to the IT people a...
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Read My husband and I were out for a walk one afternoon on one of the many sidewalks in our neighbourhood. Suddenly, ...
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Read My cousin and I were guests at a wedding last weekend, and her brother was the ring bearer. We arrived early so ...
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Read My father went blind as a toddler, and as a result lived full-time with his paternal aunts so that he could atte...
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Read The Grate Debate Customer: "I want that block of cheddar. The whole thing." Me: "That's two kilos." Customer: "Y...
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Read This happened a couple of years ago. I have AML. I had a lab appointment at the hospital cancer center. I took t...