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Read (There’s two things people seem to forget every single year. The carriers are swamped with about as much busines...
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Read This Is A Phone Call Not A Gender Reveal Rep: "No. I want your general manager. Where is he? I don't want her!" ...
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Read I have a bit of a temper at times, particularly when I’m over stressed. It’s something I’ve worked on for years,...
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Read At university during my second year we had two new girls joining our year that transferred from another universi...
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Read Nature Is Calling… Just Not For You Customer: "Is this like bug spray?" She holds out some bear mace. Read Natur...
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Read Son and I stop at a local pizzeria to pick up dinner. Turns out it’s karaoke night. A song starts it’s musical i...
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Read I’m a cashier in a small second hand bookstore. I’m behind the register talking with a regular customer while a ...
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Read This Is A Seat-uation This conversation went on for too long, as she started demanding that we provide a second ...
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Read Salad Days Are Over Waiter: "If you like Caesar salads, you'll like the one here." Customer: "I've had a few of ...
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Read We’re Not Gatekeeping The Signs! Father: "How the h*** do you expect us to know that those machines have age res...
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Read Doesn’t Know What He’s Talking About, And Here’s The Proof He's ordering at the bar, and in an attempt to look c...
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Read Finger Lickin’ Obvious Customer: "What you got besides chicken?" Me: "We're a chicken restaurant, sir. Our menu ...
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Read That’s Not Gospel Music The company owner was a decent boss, but was perpetually trying to get his employees to ...
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Read Queue The Tantrum Me: "Thank you for waiting. How may I assist you today?" Customer: "No, since I waited forty m...
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Read Flat Delivery From A Flat Country US Coworker: "Will these be difficult for us to do?" Dutch Coworker: "I don't ...
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Read ‘Time’ To Call It Quits On This Plan Caller: "I want a large pepperoni pizza for pickup." Me: "That's [price], a...
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Read AA Degree, AAA Problem The lovely HR assistant is also new, and this is her first orientation without her manage...
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Read A State Of Delusion Me: "Cool! All three together comes to… $7." Customer: "I'm from Oregon." Me: "Okay." Custom...
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Read A Major Disc-connect Customer: "I've been trying to install Microsoft Office for two months!" I'm thinking two m...
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Read Leaving The Door Unlocked Is A Grave Mistake Boss: "And remember, always lock the doors behind you. Always." Me:...