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Read A Queue-rious Claim I know she’s lying because our wait today hasn’t gone above forty minutes. I’m able to see o...
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Read My sister and nieces came to visit my mother and I to get away from the heat where they live. My sister picks me...
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Read Free Of Gluten, Free Of Thought, Part 24 Customer: "I'm both dairy-free and gluten-free." Me: "I will keep that ...
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Read Pound Foolish Customer: "Since you're on the border, can you take my money?" Me: "I can, but the change will be ...
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Read Wiseguy-Fi I got a tech support call from a customer in New York, with a THICK Long Island accent. Like Joe Pesc...
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Read Oversharing Is Caring Manager: "Why are half the team gone?" Me: "I don't keep tabs on them." The manager delves...
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Read This Complaint Feels Shady Customer: "I bought one of your phones, but it already needs replacing!" Me: "I'm sor...
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Read Alarmingly Casual I'm in the middle of ordering food with a waiter when the restaurant's fire alarm goes off. Th...
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Read Clause And Effect Due to some legal updates, we have to issue an update to our terms and conditions. One of the ...
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Read Dizzyingly Bad Logic Me: "Are you okay, ma'am?" Customer: "No, I'm a little dizzy. Is the store moving?!" Read D...
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Read The Work-Life Firewall My company has the option to install email/teams on your personal phone, and almost every...
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Read Unable To Deli With It Customer: "I want the bagel but replace [common ingredient] for [uncommon ingredient]." C...
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Read The General Idea Me: "Where did you plug the network cable in at?" Little Boss: "Behind the typewriter desk!" Me...
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Read Dar-Win Some, Lose Some Customer: "Why do you have a tooth around your neck?" I explain what it is. Customer: "U...
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Read Come Rain Or Dine Caller: "Hi, our family is travelling to your state, and we have a reservation there in a mont...
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Read They Do Not Get Credit For That One I'm in an airport convenience store, and I hand the card over to pay. He sto...
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Read You’re Still A Pizza The Problem Customer: "I want to order [pizza]." Me: "Is that for delivery or collection, m...
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Read Rivalry Begins At Birth A couple is picking out some baby clothes. Based on their conversation with me, I’ve lea...
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Read The Flip Side Of Intelligence Passenger: "You'll have to give me your details so we can talk more at the confere...
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Read A Brewing Emergency I work in a coffee shop in a neighborhood that has a large homeless population. We've had to...