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Read As Opposed To The Kind That Come From A Buffalo Customer: "No, like, what kind of chicken wings do you have?" Me...
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Read Taco ‘Bout Stupid Questions Customer: "How many grams of protein would you say are in this ground lamb taco? And...
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Read The Middle Child Of History Coworker: "You're a Millennial?" Me: "Older Millennial, yes. Sometimes we're called ...
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Read A Brewed Awakening, Part 4 I'm in line in a busy coffee shop. It's in the lobby of a large office building, and ...
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Read Rachel Green Did Not Make This Trifle A lady was looking at the cakes and trifles we have in our cabinet. Custom...
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Read Clock Blocked Customer: *Accusingly.* "You closed early on Saturday!" Me: "We close at the same time every Satur...
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Read Getting Answers From The Leek Squad A family (grandparents, parents, two grandkids) is looking at the menu and d...
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Read The Queue Whisperer Every few minutes, he cranes his neck, spots another line moving slightly quicker, and aband...
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Read Spreadable Diseases He rattles off a bunch of ingredients. Customer: "So, the olives and anchovies, obviously, b...
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Read [My wife and I ordered pizzas last weekend. She placed the order via the store’s app. Then it came to delivery o...
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Read The Number One Thing To Do In College Is Flirting I studied biology in my undergrad degree. One upper-year cours...
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Read [In junior high, the vice principal would read announcements twice a day, during 2nd and 6th periods. The Monday...
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Read I have recently become a classifier for my company so I have to submit my classifications to a person who verifi...
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Read To preface, I am hard of hearing. Not deaf, but I have Chronic Tinnitus, which is a ringing or buzzing in the ea...
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Read I have been working at GameStop, a used games retailer. I have had years of experience that still would not me h...
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Read My dad relayed this story to me tonight after he came home from work. My dad is 72 and has several health condit...
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Read Problem Manufactured Successfully Customer: "Oh, I was here yesterday, and there was a shrimp missing on my shri...
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Read Change For The Better I went in with forty papa-provided dollars and explicit permission to buy a snack as well ...
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Read Difficult To Process What’s About To Happen Coworker: "An American family asked me what all these yellow blobs w...
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Read Wrong On Every Account Me: "He's going on and on about me sabotaging his security verification steps, but he's j...