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  • A Parent’s Sole Responsibility

    Read A Parent’s Sole Responsibility Father: "My son's outgrown his boots. I want the most inexpensive option to repla...

  • Coordinating A Meet Up Is Not A Walk In The Park

    Read Coordinating A Meet Up Is Not A Walk In The Park Dad had already checked the information before posting, but the...

  • Noble Roots

    Read Noble Roots Me: "Oh, carrots. We need those. Grab them." Friend: *Looks at the price.* "Wow! These are soooo exp...

  • Didn’t We Have A Tea Party Over This?

    Read Didn’t We Have A Tea Party Over This? Customer: "What kind of teas do you have?" Waitress: *Confused by the ques...

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    Read So… this guy we hired wasn’t working out. He was dumber than a sack of rocks, and couldn’t follow a procedure th...

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    Read After the kids leave for Christmas vacation, we usually take a few days to clear up any loose ends around the sc...

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    Read Many years ago when I was in college, I found out that a friend of mine was being abused by her boyfriend, prima...

  • Main Course Is Mine Course

    Read Main Course Is Mine Course Customer: "Can you clean up this table? We want to sit here." Again, they watched me ...

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    Read Many years ago, the smallish company I worked for would rent a couple of suites and host customers for the SEC C...

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    Read I’m a high school student, and I’m downtown visiting the city library. I’m a bit short for a highschooler studen...

  • Exit, Stage Chef

    Read Exit, Stage Chef It's 11 PM, and this couple is chatting away in one of our booths. The manager has just come ba...

  • The Couponator 54: Fanta Flour Power

    Read The Couponator 54: Fanta Flour Power She hands me a coupon for 50% off, but it's for some generic orange soda. M...

  • This Should Have Caused Zero Problems

    Read This Should Have Caused Zero Problems Me: "It's Zero, One, Two, Three." Customer Support: "Did you mean the numb...

  • That’s Some Dogged Determination To Be Wrong

    Read That’s Some Dogged Determination To Be Wrong Random Customer: "What service does he provide?" Me: "Excuse me?" R...

  • Work Smarter, Or Don’t Work

    Read Work Smarter, Or Don’t Work We hired a very talented lady just out of tech school to assist with data analysis, ...

  • Sit, Stay, Pay

    Read Sit, Stay, Pay Customer: "Hey, can I get some real cutlery, instead of this plastic crap?" Me: "Sir, if you're o...

  • The Boss Signed Up To Consequences

    Read The Boss Signed Up To Consequences Manager: "I took the sign down. I took them all down. Who gave you permission...

  • Time To Say Goodbye

    Read Time To Say Goodbye We closed almost an hour ago, and a couple sitting there with their bill paid and drinks alm...

  • The Internet That Stayed Behind

    Read The Internet That Stayed Behind ISP: "Hello, your contract is expiring, and we want to pick up the rented fibre ...

  • No Sale, No Mail

    Read No Sale, No Mail Customer: "But we just need the vodka!" Me: "Sorry, I can't sell those until tomorrow." Custome...