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    Read A customer wants to know if their address is connected to fiber. It isn’t. They are also still under contract fo...

  • Straight A’s For Allergies

    Read Straight A’s For Allergies A mom and her teenage son are in my medical center. The son has taken some allergy te...

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    Read it’s June–Pride Month. My mom and I are hanging out when I get a text from a friend of mine. It’s a screenshot o...

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    Read (I have a fairly common first name. Let’s say it’s Sarah.) (I’m in the back one day when a co-worker I’m friends...

  • That Car Can Run On Main Character Energy

    Read That Car Can Run On Main Character Energy Customer: "Well... I'm waiting!" Not seeing any attendant nearby just ...

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    Read I’m sitting in the Little Rock, AR airport waiting for my flight which has been delayed. It’s not the only one. ...

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    Read Author of this story and several others https://notalwaysright.com/our-condolences-for-the-loss-of-a-really-cool...

  • Easily Shell Shocked

    Read Easily Shell Shocked Woman: "So, are you new?" Me: "No. I've been here for about two years." Suddenly, her eyes ...

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    Read I am,. I would say, highly professional independent structural designer. In this specific case I work with the d...

  • That’s A Winning Response

    Read That’s A Winning Response Me: "Anything else I can bring for you folks?" Customer: *Who thinks they are hilariou...

  • Will Not Be Influenced By The Influencer, Part 15

    Read Will Not Be Influenced By The Influencer, Part 15 I had just finished a small batch of commissions and posted th...

  • This Pizza Party Is Going To Hit A Little Different

    Read This Pizza Party Is Going To Hit A Little Different Fancy Customer: "I'm very sorry to pull you away from your w...

  • Quesa-Deal With It

    Read Quesa-Deal With It I push the door to the bathroom open and round the corner and find an employee sitting on the...

  • Slow (Cook) To Realize

    Read Slow (Cook) To Realize Woman: "Do you have any other kinds of microwaves?" I check the list I maintain of the ap...

  • There Will Be RAMifications

    Read There Will Be RAMifications Customer: "My phone exploded. You need to replace it." Me: "Sorry, exploded? Like… a...

  • No Ifs, Ands, or Buds

    Read No Ifs, Ands, or Buds Guest: "I want a bottle of wine and some beers sent up to my room." Me: "Unfortunately, we...

  • Card-Carrying Adult

    Read Card-Carrying Adult I am twenty-five. I have been a legal adult for seven years, and old enough to buy alcohol a...

  • Not Ad-ding Up

    Read Not Ad-ding Up I had a random lady call me at home the other day. Mind you, I don't own a business or anything. ...

  • Tread Carefully

    Read Tread Carefully We get his car in the shop and determine he needs his tire fixed (nail puncture). Customer: "I'm...

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    Read (My sister’s best friend is hanging out at our place one afternoon after school, and I hear this from around the...