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  • Account Accountability

    Read Account Accountability Caller: "I want to speak to the manager!" Me: "Could you let me know your name and policy...

  • We Can Work It Out

    Read We Can Work It Out We have this new hire who isn't great at figuring out computers. When she needs help, she'll ...

  • Chat-astrophe Averted

    Read Chat-astrophe Averted I'm working the bar when the bar manager walks over to me and points out an order coming f...

  • When The Apple Wills Itself To Fall Far From The Tree

    Read When The Apple Wills Itself To Fall Far From The Tree Mother: "What a f****** moron." Me: "Huh?" Mother: "She li...

  • A Different Kind Of Close Call

    Read A Different Kind Of Close Call Me: "Hey, it's [My Name]. I'll be about half an hour late." Grandpa: "Oh, so you ...

  • Dowel Know Me Like That

    Read Dowel Know Me Like That The manager must have been close by because he immediately came over, and the customer w...

  • Untitled

    Read I was leaving a bar and restaurant late one night when I tried to leave through the restaurant door instead of t...

  • Meme It Till You Mean It, Part 2

    Read Meme It Till You Mean It, Part 2 I had to drive my kid to school one morning. She loves looking for the numbers ...

  • A Gut Feeling

    Read A Gut Feeling One evening, I had a teenage girl and her mom come in to be registered for the emergency departmen...

  • Untitled

    Read (I don’t know if this was popular in other areas, or if it was just a ‘my area’ thing, but for a while in the 90...

  • Untitled

    Read I’ve worked in multiple jobs in my time in the workforce. I started working at fourteen for gig-work and after t...

  • Outlet Outrage

    Read Outlet Outrage Caller's Husband: "I don't want it mailed, and I don't feel like driving to your office. I want y...

  • Untitled

    Read I had just stopped at a local gas station and as I pulled up to the pump, I saw a woman at the pump in front of ...

  • Sign Says No, They Still Go

    Read Sign Says No, They Still Go Customer: "I have been outside shouting for almost ten minutes!" Me: "We have a sign...

  • Untitled

    Read I have a memory from when I was a kid, and starting to be allowed to make my own basic snacks. I had made myself...

  • Untitled

    Read When I was in college, I was dating a guy in the Army. He wanted to be a police officer when he got out and was ...

  • This Is Not A Rewarding Conversation

    Read This Is Not A Rewarding Conversation Guest: *Getting agitated.* "But you're [Hotel Brand]! You should have my nu...

  • Too Bad You’re Not Serving Humble Pie

    Read Too Bad You’re Not Serving Humble Pie They proceeded to order a medium popcorn and two small sodas. Me: "So… tha...

  • Half Off But All Offended

    Read Half Off But All Offended Me: "Hi, how are you?" Customer: "THOSE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE 50% OFF!" I adjust the pric...

  • The Salad Is A Lie

    Read The Salad Is A Lie Manager: "We need to talk about how you handle certain customers." Coworker: "I haven't got a...