Entries
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Read The Gift Card That Keeps On Giving, Part 37 Up at the counter, a single register is open, and a woman in her sev...
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Read I’ve just moved into my first flat, and I’m looking to replace the carpet in my new bedroom with my dad, who is ...
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Read (I’m a cashier at a dealership. Most dealerships take customer data very seriously. Every dealership has their o...
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Read When It Finally Registers Me: "Can I help you, sir?" Customer: "Check me out!" Me: "I'm sorry, I can't check you...
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Read Driven By Delusion Customer: "Wait! Where are you going?" Me: "Back to the rental office. Was there something el...
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Read The Real Thing Is Out Of Reach Customer: "What's the difference between Diet Coke and Coke Zero?" Me: "Pretty mu...
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Read When They’re A Credit To Humanity When I was a long-term patient in the hospital after an accident (two months),...
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Read Tipped To Be A Bad Day, Part 3 Customer: "Can I use a discount?" Me: "Do you have a coupon or a gift card?" Cust...
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Read Soft Drink, Hard Sell Me: "Just a soda, thanks." Cashier: "$2.50." Me: "The sign outside says sodas are on speci...
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Read Duty Calls, But Not That Kind I’m walking back to the store when a regular customer runs over to me. Customer: "...
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Read A Tweetable Moment Coworker: *Looking out the window next to her desk.* "Huh." Me: "What?" Coworker: "That bird ...
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Read Their Expectations Are Oceans Apart From Reality Woman: "Now, what ocean is that out there?" Me: "That is the At...
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Read I Call That A Win I stopped at a convenience store to buy a drink. The sign in front of the register said procee...
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Read I Leg To Differ Me: "We cannot substitute the potato with meat. You need to choose something from the same secti...
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Read Take A Shot In The Dark, Part 2 Customer: "Can I get a Chumbawumba?" Me: "Uh… what is that?" Customer: "The drin...
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Read PowerPoint Power Struggles Me: "Hey, [Manager], if you like, I can help you out with the report presentation eac...
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Read Cauli For Concern Me: "What's the issue with it so I can tell the chef?" Customer: "It has shaved parmesan on it...
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Read The Purrfect Storm My family had two cats, who were opposites in a couple of ways. One of them was quite silly, ...
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Read Kick That Bad Habit I'm watching my five-year-old son's football match on a Saturday morning. Most of the parent...
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Read Diplomatic Immunity Denied Manager: "Sir, we have a return policy, and I'm afraid you're outside it." Customer: ...