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Read It’s All Fund And Games Until It Isn’t Her success did not translate well on the home front. One day my niece’s ...
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Read My sons (19 and 23) had this conversation while they were at my house for the holidays: Older Son: German opera ...
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Read I’m a self-checkout attendant in a grocery store. One of my regulars has just watched me deal with a difficult c...
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Read Several years ago i was working at a fast food restaurant during a “Burgerthon” promotion. Hamburgers were $.39,...
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Read My wife is native Japanese. She grew up in Japan. Most Japanese people have black hair. My wife’s hair is natura...
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Read Trigger Warning: Mention of Abuse, Death, Financial Issues I am the author of “Time to Move Far, Far Away. Narni...
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Read Taxing Faxing, Part 45 I'm a tax accountant. Client: "Why am I paying so much tax?!" Me: "Well, someone has to p...
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Read Jewel Of Denial A woman walks through the security scanner at the airport and immediately sets it off. It takes ...
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Read The Elevator Pitch Man #2: "Ugh, doesn’t ANYONE here know how to dress?!" Me: "It's a very relaxed dress code he...
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Read The Ceiling Fan Was Innocent Guest: "There's a sound in my room. It's really bugging me!" I follow her to her ro...
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Read Signaling Their Intentions Customer: "Can a Wi-Fi antenna be installed on the PC to improve reception?" Me: "For...
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Read Box Office Bomb At this theatre, we turned off the screens if no one bought tickets for the movie. Dude comes ba...
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Read Nurture Wins Biological Father: "Hey [My Name], I’m your father." Me: "No, you aren’t. He’s my daddy." *Pointing...
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Read Seeing Red In The Blueprints I bought a house with a garden and sold my flat. The buyer was a foreign worker who...
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Read Whine And Dine Me: "What can I do for you?" Customer: *Almost yelling.* "My friend's glass is fuller! I want mor...
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Read I am picking up my new glasses at the optician and am ready to pay. The store is empty this close to closing, so...
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Read I’m the author behind the myriad nightmare stories of my elementary, middle, and high school experiences, as wel...
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Read I work at a store that uses iPhone’s for all transaction’s (and maybe we sell them too) Customer: “I’d get fired...
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Read The other night, house-spouse and I were talking about romance in general, and got onto the topic of our online ...
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Read I work at a library in a small town. For the most part, the people are wonderful, but there are always a few who...