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Read I worked in a grocery store in my late teens and early twenties. As a young woman I got some flirty male custome...
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Read To Think Outside The Box, One Must Open The Box Caller: "My Internet has gone out." Me: "What lights are shining...
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Read If You Run From Reading You’ll Get Nowhere Wife: "Can't you just come here and build it for us?" Me: "No ma'am, ...
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Read When You No-Clip Into A Retail Position I'm in the break room. Two coworkers are talking about their weekends. C...
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Read Trail And Error Customer: "We want to do the Pacific Crest Trail." Me: "That's cool! How much of it?" Customer: ...
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Read Permit Me To Explain Operations is discovered to have not performed a procedure written by my predecessors decad...
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Read Delivering Consequences Me: "Okay, sir, just let me know when you back up your truck to the loading bay." Custom...
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Read Generation Text I am in line at the grocery store checking out, and it is moderately busy with people behind me....
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Read Brocco-Lies Customer: "Is the broccoli gluten-free?" Me: "Of course." Customer: "It doesn't look gluten-free." R...
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Read UV Got This I looked around; no windows. I looked down the hall; no windows. Me: "Excuse me, I know this is goin...
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Read They’re Not In The Upper Percentile, Part 8 Customer: "I have this 50% off coupon." The coupon is good for sales...
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Read The Grand Finale Me: "Keep taking the road up to the Grand Canyon Village." Driver: "But where the h*** is the c...
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Read Excel-ing At Honesty If you clicked on any wrong menu item for the task you were asked to perform, you failed th...
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Read The Owner Is Wok And Roll I was on a date with a guy I didn't really like, but I didn't want to reject. I sugges...
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Read Guess Who? The Movie A couple walks up to the ticket desk and just hands me money. They say nothing and just sta...
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Read Pulling the Wool Over Their Eyes It's family movie night, and we've just streamed "The Sheep Detectives". Overal...
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Read The Raid Went Bananas My roommate comes out of his room, still in the middle of an online fantasy video gaming s...
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Read Struggling In A Digit-ized World Customer: *Hands over an Amex.* Me: "Sir, our system is down. We can only accep...
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Read I’m a college intern in a corporate office and one of very few arts people in a building full of STEM people. Wh...
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Read Kickin’ It Old School My parents flipped out and demanded a meeting with the teacher and principal. Only to be r...