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  • Talk Yourself Out Of It

    Read Talk Yourself Out Of It Customer: "Oh, man, I'm wasted. I'm pretty drunk." That's not what you want to say to an...

  • Not Even Room For Improvement

    Read Not Even Room For Improvement On my intern's second day, he was called out of my training by HR. He came back pa...

  • Water You Expecting?

    Read Water You Expecting? A couple of guests walk into our hotel in Venice after a day of sightseeing. Woman: "Is… is...

  • If You’ve Got Time To Moan, Then Clean It On Your Own, Part 3

    Read If You’ve Got Time To Moan, Then Clean It On Your Own, Part 3 A crazy rush has just ended, and the floor of the ...

  • It’s Murder On The Wallet

    Read It’s Murder On The Wallet A guest walks in without a booking. Guest: "What’s the rate for one night?" Me: "It's ...

  • Tell Them To Go Phish!, Part 2

    Read Tell Them To Go Phish!, Part 2 I got an email from our "IT Director" saying I was in violation of their internet...

  • Developing… A Grudge

    Read Developing… A Grudge Customer: "My sister is in a lot of the pictures. I don't like her anymore. I want you to r...

  • Plumbing New Depths Of Bad Decisions

    Read Plumbing New Depths Of Bad Decisions Customer: "What can you do about me flushing my car keys down the toilet?" ...

  • We Only Stock The Truth

    Read We Only Stock The Truth General Manager: "Why lie to the CEO and CFO and make the place look perfect when the pl...

  • Looking For Any Nugget Of Information

    Read Looking For Any Nugget Of Information Customer: "Can I get a chicken nugget Happy Meal, but it's a hamburger?" I...

  • Next Time Lead With That

    Read Next Time Lead With That One night, we're sitting around watching TV and talking, and my grandma mentions that S...

  • That’s A Taaaaad Outside The Scope Of Work

    Read That’s A Taaaaad Outside The Scope Of Work Today, I was asked to meet several of my leads on a repair job in a h...

  • Reward Cheese Versus Punishment Pickles

    Read Reward Cheese Versus Punishment Pickles Mother: "Three Burger Happy Meals, please." Me: "Is that with the fries ...

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    Read There’s a scam where people from India call Americans with “job offers” and ask for “the right to represent” you...

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    Read (I’m on my lunch break from work when I get a phone call from an international number.) Me: Hello? Scammer: Hell...

  • That Was Smooth, But Let’s Hope The Wine Is

    Read That Was Smooth, But Let’s Hope The Wine Is I swear to you I will never, ever forget how he IMMEDIATELY found ou...

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    Read I witnessed this conversation in the break room. Coworker #1 is a married woman; Coworker #2 is a single woman, ...

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    Read About six years ago I went to the GP to talk about getting a birth control implant. I have ADHD and was struggli...

  • We Have No Rooms, Only Waiting Rooms

    Read We Have No Rooms, Only Waiting Rooms I'm talking on the phone with someone who desperately needs a new house. I ...

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    Read This just happened a half hour ago and it made me laugh. I get it that paradigms about transportation are evolvi...