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Read In college, I had a professor who was notoriously bad at time management. He taught a writing workshop, and we g...
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Read Here To Pass The Class, Not The Buck Teacher: "[My Name], since you seem to feel like my class isn't challenging...
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Read I have tattoos on my arms that reference a song I enjoy and try to live by. They’re basically to-do lists with a...
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Read Dr. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band Me: "Hello there, how can I help you?" The man didn't say a word back to me...
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Read At the time this story takes place, my girlfriend (GF) and I (also female) have been together for a while alread...
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Read My spouse puts something in his work bag. The 1 year old spots him. 1 yo: a pop? Me: Oh, no, sweety. Daddy doesn...
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Read I’m a courier, I pick up packages from customer service offices, and deliver it to their customers. We use an ap...
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Read Holy Cannoli, That’s A New One I work at an Italian restaurant. A small company is having an employee dinner at ...
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Read Twenty years ago, one of my wife’s sisters and her freshly-married husband, both fully Polish, did what many peo...
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Read Critical Miss Caller: "Yeah, well... did you know the lady sitting next to me? During round two?" Me: "Uh... no,...
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Read Citation Needed Customer: "But I wasn't charged extra last week." Me: "The system doesn't allow us to ring it in...
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Read You’s Gotta Be Kidding Me Customer: "I can't remember either of those. Just look up my name. It’s Jane Smith." M...
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Read Time For Some Hex Education Me: "Hey, [Coworker], do you have a set of hex keys?" Coworker: "Uh… I'm not really ...
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Read Distastefully Done Customer: "What the h***?! The cream cheese is still bad! Stop giving me bad cream cheese!" M...
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Read This Job May Require Telepathy, Part 14 I had a boss who was a decent enough guy, but prone to silently changing...
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Read Got The Answer From String Theory Customer: "Hi, I have a question. What's the difference between the mozzarella...
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Read Stock Answers Aren’t Good Enough For The Stock Kid Son: "You're the manager. Isn't it your job to make sure ther...
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Read A Roll Model Customer Customer: "Found a hair in it. Need a refund." Me: "Where is the hair?" She points to a si...
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Read Oil Be Home For Christmas He got mad and said that since he couldn’t get the time off, none of us could have it ...
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Read The Cost Of Doing Business Manager: "Sir, we closed ten minutes ago." Customer: "I'm spending a lot of money her...