Entries
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Read Fr-Eye-udian Slip Patient: "That's a bit of a rude word to have on an eye exam, isn't it?" Me: "It actually says...
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Read so i have a boyfriend who lives far away from my hometown. My sister got a job at the same place where my bf liv...
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Read For what it’s worth I’m not claiming to be blameless here. So…I’m autistic. Which means I have triggers and resp...
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Read Buffa-Low Effort Scam This brazen table had apparently tried the same "trick" to get a free, second plate of chi...
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Read My mother calls me two days before Midsummer & a day before I am traveling to her town for said holiday. Me: “[M...
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Read As an autistic person, I had trouble getting friends for a good while until the end of middle school. This parti...
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Read A Brewing Conflict Customer: "Where's that [speciality coffee] that we tried last time?" Me: "I'm afraid we're o...
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Read In my husband’s family, their English ability goes from practically fluent to nearly non existant. This can lead...
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Read Virgin Territory Customer: "Can I get the shrimp cocktail, but can you make it virgin since I'm only nineteen?" ...
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Read Bugging Out Over Nature I was serving a table on the patio, and a customer sat there and asked me: Customer: "Ar...
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Read PINning The Blame Me: "Whoops. That's the wrong PIN." The customer rolls his eyes and tries again. And again. Un...
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Read Realization Hits You With A Bang This meeting was about what to do in case a gunman came into the store. But at ...
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Read Drawl The Line Customer: "A ticket to Washington, DC." Ticket Booth Worker: "All right, one ticket to 'Warshingt...
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Read The Excuse Finally Backfired I handle scheduling for my company. We have (technically she's still employed with ...
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Read This Went Somewhere Unexpected Customer: "If I want twenty yards of this fabric, how much would it be with the d...
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Read More Staff Turnover Means Less Apple Turnovers Owner: "Why have you booked all these people over the next two we...
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Read Over-Easy To Confuse I work at a ramen place. The customer prefaces their order by informing me that they are ve...
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Read Cutting Costs Costs While I'm enjoying most of day siesta, the entire line of business is burning down. Chat is ...
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Read There And Bag Again A customer is buying about sixty-ish items. As we charge ten cents a bag, I'm obliged to ask...
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Read A Matter Of Sea-Mantics Customer: "What kind of crab is the imitation crab?" Me: "Uh… It's whitefish and starch....