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Read I’m the OP from “Why Do Men Balk At The Thought of Blood?” A similar incident reminded me of another story of my...
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Read This Conversation Needs A Cold Hard Reset Customer: "Is it cold?" Me: "It’s blended with ice." Customer: "But is...
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Read Developing A Wild Theory Customer: *Angry.* "All the pictures are blurry, and it's all your fault!" Me: "I just ...
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Read That Phrase Missed The Mark A patron is returning some books on political science and history, and discussing th...
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Read Minimum Wage, Minimum Effort, Part 9 Manager: "You were averaging 100 tickets a week last month, and now it's ho...
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Read A Textbook Example Of Why You Need The Textbook I used to work for a textbook company. I know textbooks are mass...
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Read Getting To The Meat Of The Matter Colleague #1: "So then my girlfriend told me she has beef with the guy, and—" ...
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Read Wage A Wage War Me: "$6,400. If another check from you bounces again, I'm taking it to the cops. It's a felony i...
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Read Safe Deposit Box Versus Box Office Customer: "Do you have like a vault back there? With the safe deposit boxes a...
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Read A Noteworthy Lack of Empathy Coworker: "[Supervisor] is so mean! I should report him to HR!" Me: "What did he do...
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Read When The Tall Tales Are True I overhear a dad talking to his young son, maybe four or five years old, at the boo...
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Read Firestick It To The Man Our national chain has changed its system to not allow you to ring up a firestick withou...
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Read CCTV: Christ-Cam Theft Vision Customer: "Excuse me, but where's your bathroom?" I point her in the right directi...
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Read We’d Jump To Conclusions But We Haven’t Got A Clue Customer: "I'm trying to find some certified organic freeze-d...
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Read Out Of Office, Out Of Mind IT Guy: "Yup! He came in on his first day to the office, and it was empty. It was emp...
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Read The 2FAst And The Furious So, I watch her. She follows my directions, and I figure out what her issue is. Thirty...
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Read Shouldn’t Have Crate Expectations Customer: *Snooty tone.* "Does your boss know you're sitting on the job?" Me: ...
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Read Pile It On, Why Don’t You I'm folding up some clothes in the clothing store where I work. I've finished, so I tu...
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Read Calling It On This Job Boss: "This is your last warning, if I catch you on your phone again, you're getting fire...
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Read The Dog Is Leashed, The Digs Are Not Wife: *Very serious.* "You need to be careful out there. It’s coyote mating...