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Read Calling It On This Job Boss: "This is your last warning, if I catch you on your phone again, you're getting fire...
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Read The Dog Is Leashed, The Digs Are Not Wife: *Very serious.* "You need to be careful out there. It’s coyote mating...
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Read Knowing Things Is A Capital Offence Customer: "Excuse me, can I ask you something?" Me: "Of course!" Customer: "...
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Read Thotless Comments I'm doomscrolling, and I start laughing. Mom: "What is it?" Me: "'Thot' is now in the Oxford E...
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Read Too Boring To Believe I have just spent a long weekend away with the boys. It's been a great time, and we're all...
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Read I am a doctor, working in an emergency ward. I had just finished an intense, 14 hour shift (this was not normal ...
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Read Should Have Heard It Through The Grapevine I work at a winery. A customer has wandered into the tasting room. He...
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Read My kid is not the most forthcoming when talking about her day. Me: How was school? Kid: It was good. Me: Did you...
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Read Helping Lightning Strike Twice I recall a coworker who I used to work with in the heyday of cable TV, a long whi...
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Read A Refresher Course When You’re Fully Refreshed Teacher: "[My Name]? What are you doing here? You already passed ...
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Read Causing Tropical Depressions Customer: "Excuse me, this store is all fancy and s***." Me: "Uh, we aim to provide...
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Read Flipping The Modern Art World Upside Down The paintings are single colors, square canvases consisting of just on...
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Read Two Hands, One Brain, Zero Extra Cashiers Customer: "Can't you open another register?!" Me: "I could, but I coul...
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Read Not So Over Easy Manager: "The reason we don't sell sunny-side eggs is that the cooks are ONLY trained to do ove...
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Read He Wants Food, Not Facts Customer: "Hey, you're Mexican, right? What's more filling, the tacos or the burrito?" ...
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Read Monitoring The Situation, Part 7 User: "You'll be able to transfer all of my desktop shortcuts over to the new o...
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Read Customer Codex Coworker: "Watch out, Duchess Whine-ington has walked in." Me: "Duchess who?" Coworker: "The lady...
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Read Banking On Pettiness That Can Last Centuries I get a notice for inactivity stating that I will be charged five d...
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Read They Are Not Shelf Aware Customer: "I want a Long Island! Top shelf!" Me: "To be clear, by top shelf, you mean t...
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Read Not A Prime Shopping Experience Guy: "Yeah, where are the aisles?" Me: "The aisles?" Guy: "Yeah, with all the pr...