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Read Not Thinking Outside Any Box Customer: "My son needs a game." Me: "Okay, do you know what kind?" Customer: "A ki...
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Read The Solution Was Clear From The Beginning Back in the glory days of DVDs and DVD burners, I'm on a tech support ...
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Read Scan-Dalous Behavior I noticed from my peripherals that the attendant had walked up to me. Normally, they just a...
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Read Claws For Concern Customer: "You do other things instead of crab, right?" Me: "We have shellfish, lobster—" Cust...
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Read Dairy Tale Ending My office had laid out a buffet luncheon, and they had ordered several options that were safe ...
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Read I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 58 Customer: "Yo, can you check the back to see if they got any more...
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Read Hopefully, This Is Their Wake Up Call I'm expecting a guy coming in this morning for an interview for a cashier ...
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Read This Guy Is Not A Page Turner Husband: "Four items?! Is this all you have?" Me: "Our menus are multiple pages, s...
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Read The Alarmingly Predictable Outcome Anytime I got an alarm call without someone notifying me of a false alarm, I ...
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Read Zinfan-delusion Me: "We have a really lovely red Zinfandel that we were running a half-price special on." Custom...
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Read Fauxppuccino I worked in a hotel cafe that served Starbucks brand coffee and espresso, and advertised it as such...
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Read And They Lives Apple-y Ever After Me: "Boss, did you write the sale sign for the apples today?" Boss: "Yeah, why...
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Read The Points Of No Return Caller: "I want my flights and hotel all to be refunded!" Me: "May I ask why?" Caller: "...
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Read Continental Drifting Way Too Far Dad: "Oh, look, they have direct flights to Rio." Mom: "No, not Rio. [Friend] f...
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Read Mind The Gap In Etiquette At this point in our journey down to the platform, I have forgotten the most important...
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Read Not Gobbling That Down Customer: "Is there turkey on your turkey club sandwich?" All three of the other adults s...
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Read I’m an English student in college when I witnessed the most awkward coming out ever. It was a writing class, and...
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Read Don’t Take Fire Seriously, Get Fired My classmates and I were about fifteen minutes into a physics class with an...
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Read It’s free tax help season at the library, and it brings out the nuts. Today’s winner is a guy we’ve been receivi...
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Read I work in logistics. For imported goods, U.S. Customs normally requires a report of, among other details, the co...