Entries
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Read Phrases That Draw Blood We're having a meeting, and the current discussion point is not important, but it led to...
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Read Checkout Checkmate Me: "Sir, I have told you multiple times, I can't honor this coupon." Customer: *Shouting.* "...
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Read Moving The Goalposts My dad is a combo of being really into sports, really competitive, and really patriotic. Wh...
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Read Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder I'm working the bar and have just served a group of women. A guy comes o...
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Read The D-Lightful Mistake I was a cashier at a grocery store, and we had something called a "Deal of the Week" we o...
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Read (About 10 years ago I was considering tattoo ideas for when I turned 18. A friends of a friend was an artist and...
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Read I was talking to a coworker who had immigrated to the US from Vietnam years before. She told me how she’d had a ...
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Read My Mother (retired by now) has known her best friend since they visited vocational school together. She’s also V...
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Read The Curse Of The Flip Flopper I grab the butter and as we are turning the corner to head to the registers, 'SLAP...
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Read I work at an independent bookstore that focuses on curated titles — literature, philosophy, history, and some ni...
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Read Doesn’t Like Your Two Cents She hands me five letters with the old postage. Me: "I can't post these as they are,...
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Read It’s about 1am and we have started totally dismantling our produce department. Most of the shelves along the wal...
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Read I work in aquatics, so we often have people calling to register or get information for programs… a job that requ...
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Read Food For Thought Requires Having A Thought Customer: "Yeah, let me get a biscuit and gravy." Me: "Alrighty, what...
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Read Questions That Leave You Stumped Customer: "So, how are the pizzas baked?" Me: "In our firewood oven." Customer:...
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Read Close Up Encounters Customer: "I got this phone here because I was told it was good at taking pictures and zoomi...
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Read Spamageddon Each and every step of the ticket sends an email, so one ticket can generate over ten emails, with t...
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Read This Kind Of Entitlement Gets A Frosty Reception Caller: "And why not?! I am the wife of a doctor, and it's my j...
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Read Bag Judgment I'm an assistant store manager at a luxury handbag store. One day, a longtime customer comes in loo...
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Read Use Your Noodle! Customer: "What kind of spaghetti is in the spaghetti all'astice e gamberi?" Me: "That's… spagh...