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Read Resort To Litigation Guest: "I'm not paying that!" Check In Clerk: "Okay, I will cancel your room for you." Gues...
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Read (I go in to the ER for what I believe is a kidney stone. Since I don’t drive, my friend takes me in and waits wi...
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Read Failing The Pop Quiz Customer: "Can I get [different drink]?" Me: *While I am putting back the drink he ordered ...
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Read https://notalwaysright.com/coin-operated-core-memories/367107/ I too have seen a coin operated microwave once, a...
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Read I was interviewing for a role at a large Swiss bank. The role sounded great but I was a little nervous because I...
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Read Makes More Than A Lick Of Sense A couple is checking out groceries, and their young child grabs one of those car...
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Read You Have Died Of Dysentery And Bad Timing Customer: "Those games are so expensive! They're so old! They'll be so...
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Read That’s Not A Queen’s Gambit Me: "Ma’am, I really want to be clear with you; I think this is a scam. I will try m...
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Read I Like Your Elevator Pitch The boy suddenly pipes up, apropos of nothing: Boy: "You're pretty." Me: *Polite, if ...
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Read Served Them Right Customer: "This roast beef tastes like a**." I stared at her for a minute, then said: Me: "Wow...
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Read Nissan Impossible He, of course, didn't get new Maryland tags. He kept driving it with mine. He also drove it to...
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Read Hawaii Five-Slow I played the footage and, as expected, it was just out of range of the camera's fixed view. Me:...
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Read Free Of Gluten, Free Of Thought, Part 22 Customer: "Is the salmon gluten-free?" Me: "It's just plain salmon, ma'...
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Read Wall Aboard Coworker: "A passenger asked him if we live on the ship, too." Me: "Okay, that's one of the classic ...
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Read The New Age Of Hairplane Travel Husband: "How long is the flight?" Me: "About four hours." Husband: "What?! It t...
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Read Task Failed Successfully Come Monday, I had an "emergency 1-on-1" with my manager where I was informed that I ha...
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Read People Who Make You Think “How Are You Allowed To Drive?”, Part 7 Customer: "Okay, I don't know how to use this ...
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Read Lacking Specs Appeal Customer: "I need help with these glasses." Me: "Ma'am, we are an art supply store. But you...
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Read Tech Support Abhors A Vacuum Coworker: *Loud vacuum noises in the background.* "Hi mate, my computer isn't worki...
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Read What’s Stupid Is Letting This Go On For As Long As It Did Me: "Uh huh. Let me tell you about the specials. The s...