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  • Silencing This Issue

    Read Silencing This Issue Call Center Agent: "Oh, I see that the account was originally set up by [Husband's Name]." ...

  • Roll For Deception

    Read Roll For Deception A customer has been trying to return an item that is way outside our return policy (and is ev...

  • iRan Over It

    Read iRan Over It She put in a support ticket that morning with a problem that everyone in IT could not believe. We w...

  • Some People NEED To Be Jerks

    Read Some People NEED To Be Jerks Me: "Can I see the receipt, sir?" Customer: "I knew you were gonna ask for that. I ...

  • The Sweet Taste Of Health Code Violations

    Read The Sweet Taste Of Health Code Violations Customer: "You made my order wrong! I ordered a cookies and cream shak...

  • Having A Scam Jam

    Read Having A Scam Jam I spent a brief period without the option of ignoring calls from unknown numbers. After that p...

  • Citrus Got Real

    Read Citrus Got Real Me: "This is regular Sprite." Customer: "No, it says lemon-lime on it! It's not regular Sprite!"...

  • The Name Belongs In A Museum!

    Read The Name Belongs In A Museum! Baby's Mother: "We wanted a strong American name, so we were looking at the names ...

  • The Upper Crust of Pettiness

    Read The Upper Crust of Pettiness Friend: "There's moldy bread back here!" Me: "Oh d***. I thought that would be gone...

  • Be The Change You Want To Receive In The World, Part 3

    Read Be The Change You Want To Receive In The World, Part 3 We don't do cashback at our store, but we are one of the ...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m visiting my friend for a few weeks because we live in different countries and so we don’t see each other ver...

  • Cannot Wait Until End Of Period

    Read Cannot Wait Until End Of Period Teacher: "Class is over in five minutes. You can hold it." Female Classmate: "I ...

  • Tooth Be Continued

    Read Tooth Be Continued I work at a sports complex that has a lot of basketball courts. One busy weekend, I'm called ...

  • Untitled

    Read This story (https://notalwaysright.com/not-in-lockstep-with-your-neighbor/376782/) reminded me of an incident a ...

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    Read Note: for Australian domestic flights, there are no restrictions on liquids Whilst going through security at the...

  • The Bacon And Lactose Are All Scrambled

    Read The Bacon And Lactose Are All Scrambled Guest #1: "Excuse me, I ordered the eggs benedict which was supposed to ...

  • Untitled

    Read (I have invited over a few friends. We agreed the menu would be a surprise) Guest #1: “What are you making? Smel...

  • Standing By

    Read Standing By I worked at tech support for a TV company. One day, an elderly customer called about his TV turning ...

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    Read I’m the author of this story (https://notalwaysright.com/making-a-snap-decision/375722/), and I thought of anoth...

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    Read Mum and I are enjoying a pub lunch when I notice they have an interesting choice of potted plant. Me: Look, they...