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  • People Who Make You Think “How Are You Allowed To Drive?”, Part 7

    Read People Who Make You Think “How Are You Allowed To Drive?”, Part 7 Customer: "Okay, I don't know how to use this ...

  • Lacking Specs Appeal

    Read Lacking Specs Appeal Customer: "I need help with these glasses." Me: "Ma'am, we are an art supply store. But you...

  • Tech Support Abhors A Vacuum

    Read Tech Support Abhors A Vacuum Coworker: *Loud vacuum noises in the background.* "Hi mate, my computer isn't worki...

  • What’s Stupid Is Letting This Go On For As Long As It Did

    Read What’s Stupid Is Letting This Go On For As Long As It Did Me: "Uh huh. Let me tell you about the specials. The s...

  • Barking In Tongues

    Read Barking In Tongues Me: *In English.* "Mum, Dad, why do you speak to the dog in English, but speak about the dog ...

  • Oz-some Comeback

    Read Oz-some Comeback Woman: "Ugh, finally! I've been standing out here for like fifteen minutes waiting for a cart! ...

  • Unable To Bread Between The Lines

    Read Unable To Bread Between The Lines Customer: "I'm looking for—" *His phone starts ringing.* "I'm sorry, I have to...

  • Untitled

    Read I work as an assistant director for an after-school program for a public school. I don’t work directly for the s...

  • It’s Not Queue-t

    Read It’s Not Queue-t I'm bringing my mother-in-law for exams at the hospital. We are directed to phlebotomy. I must ...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m a grown woman reminiscing with my mom about when I was younger. The topic of relationships comes up. Note, m...

  • Untitled

    Read Falconry Centre: (I’m supervising a student attending for work experience who is cleaning one of the enclosures....

  • Ham I Missing Something?

    Read Ham I Missing Something? Customer #1: "Our group doesn’t eat pork." She proceeded to request salami and cheese. ...

  • Untitled

    Read Due to some unfortunate incidents in the past I have a deep mistrust of new doctors/nurses. While I can build a ...

  • A Pea-fect Morning

    Read A Pea-fect Morning A lovely family with a young daughter was staying the night on their way through, and at brea...

  • Untitled

    Read Recently we had a a large group of family members visit. So I could ferry everyone around I rented a large passe...

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    Read A few years ago, when I was a teen and the Nintendo 3DS was the newest and greatest thing available, our local b...

  • Card Definitely Declined

    Read Card Definitely Declined What I do remember crystal clear is the middle-aged man, eating lunch with an older guy...

  • Pair Pressure

    Read Pair Pressure Mom is buying some Spiderman shoes for her son, and since he is wearing them and they are sold out...

  • Brie Careful

    Read Brie Careful The restaurant I worked at is in a mall. A gentleman rushes in from the mall with a disgusted look ...

  • Pulp Friction

    Read Pulp Friction Boss: "Your team's break times are too long." Me: "But we're getting the work done, aren't we?" Bo...