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  • Not Talking At The Same Wavelength

    Read Not Talking At The Same Wavelength I've explained many of its features before they purchased it, and because the...

  • Sooo Not Ready For The Internet, Part 21

    Read Sooo Not Ready For The Internet, Part 21 I worked in an Internet support team back in the dial-up days. Our cust...

  • The Story Doesn’t Hold Up

    Read The Story Doesn’t Hold Up A woman comes in holding a book. Patron: "I already paid the fine for this, but I foun...

  • Nate-d For Customer Use

    Read Nate-d For Customer Use Nate was asking for months to be allowed to run food; he loved to show off what he made ...

  • Punctuation On Tap

    Read Punctuation On Tap I'm taking a customer's drink order. Customer: "One dee notes local, please." Me: "I'm sorry,...

  • Metric System Failure

    Read Metric System Failure Our tech support department's management always liked to focus time on "How old are ticket...

  • Time Fries When You’re Complaining

    Read Time Fries When You’re Complaining I'm working at the drive-thru during the lunch rush: Customer: "I've been wai...

  • The Side (Hustle) Effects

    Read The Side (Hustle) Effects I'm at work in the pharmacy. I get a customer call. Me: "Thanks for calling Crab Shack...

  • Wage Against The Machine

    Read Wage Against The Machine Customer: "We got real life trillionaires now! They know the power of hard work!" Me: "...

  • Uninterruptible Power Supply Meeting Unending Installation Method

    Read Uninterruptible Power Supply Meeting Unending Installation Method To my utter horror, he has somehow JAMMED the ...

  • The Suspension Of Disbelief

    Read The Suspension Of Disbelief Driver: "Thanks, thanks. Also, when do I cross the bridge to get to Mackinac Island?...

  • The Incidental Incident

    Read The Incidental Incident At the hotel I used to work in, we would authorize someone's credit or debit card that t...

  • Once Bitten, Twice Signed

    Read Once Bitten, Twice Signed I put cash down on the tray with the receipts, and the waitress is about to whisk ever...

  • We Can’t Believe They Thought That Would Work, Part 17

    Read We Can’t Believe They Thought That Would Work, Part 17 I worked at a shoe store for some time. One day, a guy ca...

  • Aging Like Milk

    Read Aging Like Milk I love my grandmother, but she has some dark humor and has aged into that 'no filter' stage of h...

  • Their Timing Is Off The Rails

    Read Their Timing Is Off The Rails Announcement: "The light rail will be delayed fifteen minutes due to a car acciden...

  • Oh, You Crack Me Up!

    Read Oh, You Crack Me Up! I'm a makeup artist, and I worked at a busy counter. A customer walked over with a darker-t...

  • Untitled

    Read (At my old job, we had a duo of regulars who would come in for lunch every week: a mentally disabled man and his...

  • Untitled

    Read I work at a major US authorized cell retailer. For the past couple months, we’ve had a customer come in repeated...

  • Untitled

    Read (I am the submitter of this story (https://notalwaysright.com/onion-or-apple-of-my-eye-glasses/376779/), back wi...