Entries
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Read A Fan Of Simple Solutions We get feedback from a few buyers, all to the tune of the same thing: Feedback: "The f...
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Read This story https://notalwaysright.com/mike-loses-the-magic-when-hes-shopping/187590/ reminded me of something th...
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Read I play an instrument and participate in two hobbyist orchestra (by which I mean musician are not paid nor bound ...
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Read A Bowl Movement Customer: "Can I get a salad, but not in a bowl?" Me: "...Uh, do you want a burrito?" Customer: ...
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Read I have an unusual first name that is only found in Star Wars, and I work at a print shop in a big box office sto...
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Read Dodging The Draft Customer: "I’ll have a Bud Light." Me: "Draft or bottle?" Customer: *Seemingly very annoyed an...
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Read Always Blaming Past Generations Me: "Do you need any help, ma'am?" Customer: "I dropped a coupon!" I helped her ...
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Read Mac To The Future Customer: "I'm looking at the sides on the menu, but since I'm strict on the Paleo diet right ...
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Read An IT Crowd Pleaser CEO: "I'm noting that no one from IT is at the meeting." CFO: "Why would they be? Their job ...
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Read A Hole Lot Of Trouble Customer: "I need to return this printer! It's very badly made!" I open the box to inspect...
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Read The Lab Results Came Back Conclusive Manager: "What's the problem?" Kennel Manager: "[My Name] is trying to boar...
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Read The VAT’s Out Of The Bag Me: "And what was your company's name?" Scammer: "We're calling on behalf of [lotto com...
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Read Menu-vering Yourself Into A Corner Me: "Well, we only have two vegan items on the menu, so—" Customer: "—No. I a...
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Read That’s One Way To Upsell… My family is ordering dessert at the restaurant. One of the nephews (my sister's kid) ...
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Read Reverse Engineering A Discount Caller: "Hi, I'm looking for [specific item]." Me: "Yes, we have twelve of those ...
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Read Keeping An Eye Via Malicious Compl-Eye-ance On this guy's first day, [Owner] was visiting (he has another job so...
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Read Please Pokémon Go Away, Part 5 Woman: *To the man.* "Aren't you a little old to be playing with children's toys?...
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Read Keeping Abreast Of Weaponized Incompetence Customer: "I'll get the eight-piece mixed chicken." Me: "Sure thing."...
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Read Not Noodling Around On This One Woman: "Right, right, now tell me, [Noodle Lady's Name], do you happen to hold a...
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Read Blue Without A Clue Customer: "This is absolutely not real blue raspberry, and I would like a refund." I could b...