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Read Blue Without A Clue Customer: "This is absolutely not real blue raspberry, and I would like a refund." I could b...
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Read A Relative Non-Issue I am out with my grandma. My late grandpa has five kids from a previous marriage, and she h...
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Read A Hoppy Ending We're at a pub for my friend's eighteenth birthday. Me: "Congrats on being able to order your fir...
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Read Fangs For Nothing Customer: "I'm looking for a book." I refrain from observing that this is a bookstore. Me: "I'...
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Read I’m a volunteer First Responder and Firefighter in my rural part of the country. While we all know the stereotyp...
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Read Makes You Want To Scream And Curse-ive Our teacher does not collect the homework but instead walks around the ro...
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Read Needs Treatment For Their Main Character Syndrome A customer comes in for his prescription. Me: "Can I get your ...
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Read I recently shared this story about a coworker: https://notalwaysright.com/someones-worked-with-teenagers-for-too...
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Read Your Story Has Been Declined Me: "Ma'am, I'll pull the call from that day, review it, and if you're correct and ...
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Read (Back when I was a child, my dad had cut nearly all contact with his parents because of his (frankly monster of ...
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Read I work as a cashier in a Grocery Store. Every now and again I’m the attendant at the Self Check Outs. By the Sel...
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Read The Kake Is A Lie Caller: "K as in cake." Me: "Uh, do you mean 'C' as in Charlie or 'K' as in kilo?" Caller: "K ...
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Read My brother’s daughter is about half a year older then my brother, and as such we regularly have playdates togeth...
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Read [My gorgeous wife and I, both women, are cuddling after an intimate session.] Me: “My love, from the waist down ...
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Read Spray It, Don’t Say It Customer: "Did you see me steal that spray paint?" I was taken aback and said no because ...
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Read Silent But Deadlift I work in a 24/7 gym, but it's usually pretty dead between 3-4 AM. This huge hulk of a man c...
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Read Quake It Or Leave It, Part 2 I'm having a face-to-face meeting with a client. The building starts to shake. Clie...
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Read A Declaration Of Ignorance Coworker #1: "Thanks for your time, everyone. Have a great Independence Day and weeke...
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Read Fully Booked, Fully Unbothered I've been trying to explain to a customer that we can't seat his no-reservation t...
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Read Legacy Issues Me: "Okay, sir, as your product is older than a year, I'm going to need to bill your account $20 f...