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Read Offended, Bar None Customer: "My wife is seventy-three years old, and it is extremely offensive when you refer t...
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Read The Only Thing Growing Is Our Concern My teenage son has recently discovered both the gym and protein shakes. He...
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Read Dino-bite Sized My toddlersaurus, TS, gets bored in the grocery store, so we "hunt" things mama asks her to get....
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Read It’s Not Card Blanche Me: "Madam, you're making it sound like you're expecting your credit card to… uhm… top up ...
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Read All names changed I send an email to Arthur asking if they had solved an IT issue. Arthur responds that Beth is ...
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Read I often take my dog with me while I’m running errands around town, if it’s safe to leave him in the car for the ...
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Read I work for a university that has an urban campus and an agricultural campus about an hour away. In the summer, t...
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Read I’m working behind the bar when two young women walk up. Woman #1: Vodka tonic. Me: OK, I’m going to need to see...
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Read In the late 80’s our small midwestern town had an amazing musical program. Our band and orchestra program freque...
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Read (I’m the head cashier at a dealership. I’m training a new cashier to take over the weekend shifts. He’s in colle...
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Read What’s The Opposite Of The Express Lane? I was enjoying a leisurely day when I decided to pick up a couple of th...
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Read Tempura Expectations When It Comes To How Much You Can Eat Some friends and I are on vacation. We settle on an a...
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Read I Bless The Rains Down In Brasilia Me: "Huh." Coworker: "What?" Me: "Did you know that the easternmost point of ...
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Read Mary Contrary Customer: "What's that?" Me: "That's your bellini." Customer: "Why is it orange?" Me: "Uh, it's th...
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Read Pizza Out, People! Manager: "Alright, we've died down now, and I don't really have the hours to keep you both ar...
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Read Tow And Behold, A Sign! I worked at a bar with a three-minute zone for taxis/rideshare/whatever. The three-minut...
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Read Butt Wait, There’s More Drill Sergeant: "I want to offer a smoke break right now, for anyone who wants it." One ...
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Read Confounding Compounding Customer: "I only spent $500 on this card. Why is my total bill more than that? Is my id...
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Read Engineering Some Consequences I work as an engineer. I do some consulting on the side, but typically only for pe...
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Read Sabotaging Their Fowl Attempt I work in a supermarket in the UK known for being a little fancier than the averag...