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Read Insufficient Date Caller: "I need to dispute a charge. Do you have my account information?" Me: "Yes, I do. What...
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Read The Toddler Talent Pipeline My husband and I left our kids with our regular babysitter so we could have a date. ...
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Read Make A Deal With The Devil Christian Man: "Look, I can prove that you actually do believe in your own immortal s...
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Read Cloud-Based Auto Repair I'm dropping off my car to get new tires at a shop that was recommended to me by my mech...
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Read I was at Dublin Zoo, with a small gathering of other visitors in a viewing area for the snow leopard enclosure. ...
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Read Me: Ma’am, the park is closing soon. Lady: Nonsense. This park CLOSES at 5 pm. It is only 1 pm. Me: Actually tod...
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Read I am working in the Electronics department and one of our photoprinters stops working. So my coworker is on the ...
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Read This is One of my favourite memories from my Culinary Arts program. Part of our program was running restaurant s...
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Read I listed some tires on rims on the local classified site for $800. Buyer: What’s your address? Me: I will only g...
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Read Near the end of 8th grade, my brother came into his math class and saw a substitute sitting at the desk. All the...
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Read The Next Chapter He then sings the whole song word for word and even includes some pretty impressive dance moves...
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Read Filet-O-Fail Me: "That sign sounds like it comes from a few painful experiences." She turns around to see the si...
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Read Industry Misleading Manager: "And we've got some great perks. For instance, you can get an industry-leading mort...
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Read Queue Must Be Kidding Me This elderly couple walk in and blow past the groups waiting for a table, shove past th...
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Read Sticking To That Price Customer: "How much are those sticker books?" Me: "Which one?" Customer: "The one under t...
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Read A Stand-On-Head Surgeon After getting his name down, I asked for the serial number of the hard drive. He’s flabb...
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Read Fowl Language I'm admiring a pond bustling with wildlife in a local park, when a small boy shouts to his mother:...
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Read Latter-Day Waits Two customers were standing in front of the soda fountain, talking about how one of them is abo...
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Read Not Towing The Party Line Me: "Do you give me permission to discuss your account with a third party on the line?...
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Read I am a woman with a naturally deep voice. I am not trans. I do not have any hormone issues. My voice just turned...