Entries
-
Read Bone Appétit Me: "Those are the ribs you ordered, sir." Customer: "Are these… bones?" Me: "Yes, those are the ri...
-
Read Don’t Be So Sparrow-Minded Me: "Sorry, folks, I was a bit distracted by a sparrow flying into my office there. D...
-
Read Pressing All Their Buttons Guest: "Why does the TV have three remotes?!" Me: "One remote is for the TV, one is f...
-
Read The Attorney Generally I remember being a young child, going with grandma to the grocery store. At some point, s...
-
Read Maybe He Wants To Turn Into a Gremlin? We walk into the kitchen to see my housemate sitting there at the table w...
-
Read Divine Interference There is a lengthy and detailed note attached to the activation of this feature. It turns ou...
-
Read I recently had a plumbing leak in my house. As a result, I had to hire [Repair company] to fix the leak itself a...
-
Read Colons Save Religions Many, many years ago, I worked in a private Christian boarding school as an assistant teac...
-
Read Fully Disclosed Me: "Okay. On the bill you're holding, what's the account number in the top right corner?" There...
-
Read [I had just started 7th grade, the first year of school in junior high school. At my former elementary school, t...
-
Read A friend and I went to eat at a lunch restaurant. It’s not a great one, but the food is cheap, the service is qu...
-
Read This Is Logistics, Not Logicistics I had a customer come in to pick up a package, but the address on his ID didn...
-
Read I’m at a punk show when a young woman gets violently thrown out of the mosh pit; luckily, I catch her so she doe...
-
Read The Beef Between Us Customer: "I have a question about your ground meats." Me: "I'll be happy to help." Customer...
-
Read This is one of my earliest memories. It was the end of January or beginning of February 1953, three or four week...
-
Read I’m moving from Switzerland to Brazil after finishing my studies with a brief stay in the UK to catch up with so...
-
Read This Early Bird Get No Worms Me: "Ma'am, we're closed for another hour." Customer: "Oh, I don't mind. I'll just ...
-
Read Lo Mein Character Energy Customer: "I'll get the chicken." Me: "What specific chicken dish did you mean, sir?" C...
-
Read No Deposit Was Going To Cover Their Plans For That Room Me: "Uh, payment can only be made using a card, I'm afra...
-
Read Your Mileage May Vary I am working for the summer delivering automotive parts from a central warehouse. One thin...