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    Read I arranged a shift swap (well in advance) with a workmate, so that I could have a national public holiday off. I...

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    Read (I’m in a bookstore, part of a chain with a very unique name, waiting to pay at the till. The customer before me...

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    Read A few years ago, some friends and I participated in an escape room as part of a bachelorette weekend. We weren’t...

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    Read I’m the OP from ‘A Fascinating Spinoff Of “Baby, It’s Cold Outside.”’ I now attend the same college my parents w...

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    Read My husband and I are on our honeymoon and it is also my birthday. As a result, I’ve been having fun drinking out...

  • Customers From Narnia

    Read Customers From Narnia Customer #1: "How do we get out of here?!" Customer #2: "What happened to the exit?!" I wo...

  • Butter Make Up Your Mind

    Read Butter Make Up Your Mind Older Man: "I'll take a large, with extra butter. Slather it on top, y'know?" I go and ...

  • The Final Sweep

    Read The Final Sweep I would be doing my job, trying to corral the ever-present avalanche of dust, while this woman, ...

  • Keeping Them In Mint Condition

    Read Keeping Them In Mint Condition Customer: "I just quit smoking, so I need some of them nicotine patch things."  I...

  • Powered By Fly-Fi

    Read Powered By Fly-Fi Coworker #1: "Awwwww." Coworker #2: "That's not the noise you'd make by making a spreadsheet."...

  • Zero Knowledge

    Read Zero Knowledge Caller: "I need help installing the software. I think there's an issue with the registration code...

  • ‘Plot’ Twist

    Read ‘Plot’ Twist Mom: "I think it should say on your notes that he doesn't live here anymore." Debt Collection Agent...

  • Coining New Problems

    Read Coining New Problems Me: "Greetings, welcome to [Store], how can I help you today?" Customer: "I'd like to donat...

  • Blues Clues

    Read Blues Clues The first ticket of the morning comes from one of the higher-ups. It's marked as urgent and comes wi...

  • There Is No Exit Strategy

    Read There Is No Exit Strategy Customer: "Your elevator isn't working! I tried to go upstairs, and the doors didn't o...

  • Asking But Spelled With Two ‘S’s

    Read Asking But Spelled With Two ‘S’s Customer: "Do I get a discount?" Me: "What for?" Customer: "I figured there was...

  • A Loan Survivor

    Read A Loan Survivor My mom bought a house in 1974. The mortgage lender changed hands numerous times. When it finally...

  • Disc-Connected

    Read Disc-Connected Caller: "My disc is stuck in the console and won't come out." Me: "Okay, have you tried to eject ...

  • A Relative Miracle

    Read A Relative Miracle My mother was a single mother taking good care of my younger brother and me. I had a vague id...

  • Olaf: Friend Of Boris

    Read Olaf: Friend Of Boris I'm minding my own business doing free weights at the gym when this huge red-headed Viking...