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Read It’s An Open Secret Caller: "What time do you close?" Me: "We're open 24 hours." Caller: *Impatiently.* "But wha...
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Read So Tired You’re Floored After a mentally exhausting day, I was talking with my coworker on his way to the elevat...
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Read Portobello-No-No, Part 2 He ordered the portobello ravioli. It's very clearly described on the menu: a mushroom-...
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Read The PIP Slip Up Boss: "Your performance is second from the bottom this month." Me: "Well, yeah, I was out for te...
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Read Highlight Of His Day Customer: "What's all that gay rubbish in your hair?!" The customer's grandson gasps. Custo...
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Read Laptop Stop User: *Brings the laptop into the office.* "Hey, I can't access the laptop anymore." Me: "Yeah, your...
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Read A Wing And A Miss Customer: "I want the [Name I Have Never Heard Of] sandwich." Me: "Sorry, ma'am, but I've neve...
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Read Sir Loin Of Wrong Customer: "Why does it say this beef comes from Canada?" Me: "Because that's where we get the ...
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Read Water The Odds? I was on a road trip with my dad, and we stopped at a little gas station to switch drivers. I we...
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Read Nacho Average Customer I look over to see that this man has jammed his arm into the Mac and cheese (it's kept mi...
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Read Mess Appeal Daughter: "Mom! Dad was out in the garage again! It's so messy! It's embarrassing!" Me: "I know, but...
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Read Helicopter Parents Can’t Fly In A Hurricane Back in the late eighties in Florida, we had a hurricane that knocke...
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Read An Alarming Lack Of Alarm, Part 7 The fire alarm has started blaring in our superstore. The speakers are screami...
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Read It was a long day at the office and trying to get some collaborative spreadsheets completed was being frustrated...
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Read Back in the 1950s, to get through college, my dad took a job as a porter in the local hospital morgue. He had a ...
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Read The Buck Stops Here Customer: "What's this charge?" The cashier explains the fee. Customer: "I want my money bac...
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Read I’ve had a few interesting customers in my time in insurance. This one was interesting not because he yelled, or...
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Read I travel for work, often being away from home for months at a time. I’d been having stomach pains for weeks so I...
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Read Hi, it’s me again, the one who sent in https://notalwaysright.com/teachers-are-supposed-to-protect-kids-from-bul...
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Read Risky Business Model Me: "Okay, once we get a 50% deposit, we'll start on it." Client: "No, I don't want to pay ...