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Read Derailing Detailing Me: "[Boss], you don't usually work on Sundays." Boss: "Yeah, I just got off the phone with ...
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Read Patio-No-No Customer: "[Name], reservation for four." Me: "I see that, but you didn't mention you'd be bringing ...
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Read Pomerania-Mania, Part 2 A woman is buying a small item at my counter. She has a huge designer bag on one shoulde...
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Read Zero Awareness, Zero Orders This caller gave me his order number. Me: "No orders are showing up on my system. Ca...
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Read Amen… Probably A common prayer to say before eating a meal starts, "Bless us, O Lord, in these Thy gifts..." Rec...
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Read Making Dumb Moves In A Smart Car I am disabled. I have a disabled placard for my car. I pull into a parking lot ...
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Read Fitting Room, Not Room Service Customer: "By the way, I'm getting hungry. Do you do lunch orders?" Me: "Uh, we'r...
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Read (My parents were pretty permissive about what they would let us watch as children, so much so that I had watched...
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Read This happened back in the late 90’s. I had just given birth to my son a few weeks prior. My now ex husband worke...
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Read I’ve shared a story before about the combination gas station/fast food place I worked at many years ago. This st...
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Read I’m at work and somehow our conversation jokingly meanders to what 3 wishes one should make if they found a geni...
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Read I’m a man in my late 30’s visiting a shopping mall. On my way through, I see what looks like two 15-year-old gir...
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Read (I’m doing drama with my kindergarten class, so ages 5-6. Today, they are playing charades with Disney character...
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Read You’d Think This Would Be Crystal Clear… Because this is an expensive purchase, my manager steps over and starts...
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Read A Flurry Of Demands Customer: "I want to order [items], and I want my blizzard discount." Me: "Your… what?" Cust...
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Read Oh Haul No! This one guy drove himself there who lived about eight-hundred miles away. On the first day of orien...
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Read Denzel Washington Shows Up And Blows Their Minds Husband: "Who's in it?" Me: "Idris Elba." Wife: "Who's that?" H...
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Read Logic Unplugged Friend: "I need a mains plug, please." Store Assistant: "Sorry, but we haven't any left." Friend...
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Read (Browsing) History Repeated When I worked for one of the major retail stores in the computer section (this is ea...
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Read Politely Processing Me: "Hello there! May I please have the blueberry pancakes and iced tea? Thank you!" Waitres...