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Read Some People Have Never Been Told “No” And It Shows, Part 19 Caller: "Hi, I'm on your website. It says you don't ...
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Read I work in a warehouse for a distribution company. As this is the primary warehouse, our corporate offices are in...
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Read How To Train Your Human A young woman rushes in with a puppy tucked under one arm. After the preliminary check-i...
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Read My wife and I have decided that edibles are not for us, so my wife decided to give our “leftovers” to a friend o...
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Read Way back in the days of movie rentals, my female friend was determined to hook me up with (Guy 1). She coordinat...
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Read The Power Of Positive Shaking Once, a user came to me with his head low. You could see his spirit was broken, hi...
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Read I work in a warehouse, the kind where product is located in slots for selectors to pick what they need to fill o...
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Read (It’s the start of the week, and everyone is even edgier and readier than usual to lash out at colleagues.) Proj...
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Read Passed The Acid Test Customer: "Do you have vinaigrette?" Me: "Unfortunately, no. Sorry about that!" Customer: "...
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Read *I match with a guy on a dating app and we chat for a few minutes.* Match: Is there a faster way to chat? Me: De...
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Read ‘X’ Marks The Malapropism I used to work at a pet store that sells fish back when I was a teenager. I get a call...
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Read No Soup For You! Part 16 Customer: "I feel the need to speak up! The soup is very bland! I don't want to pay for...
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Read Using Pi To Calculate Pie Pizza Worker: "You're asking how big a twelve-inch pizza is?" Pause. Pizza Worker: "Tw...
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Read H2-Oh No You Didn’t! Manager: "You can't have that there." Me: "Pretty sure it's against the law to say I can't ...
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Read Opportunity Cost Customer: "Get me [combo meal] and hurry it up. My time is worth more than yours." Me: "Well, t...
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Read Double Mae-hem Boss: "What’s your last name again?" Me: "Mae." She starts fussing. Boss: "No! Your last name!" M...
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Read The Garden Variety Complaint I work at a botanical garden. Every winter we get variations of the same complaint:...
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Read Objectionable Request Lawyer: "I can’t see the other guy! Make it so I can see them!" Me: "They've turned off th...
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Read This Customer Is Such A Drag (Coefficient) Customer: "You need a calculator for that stupid little bit of math? ...
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Read Looking Down On You Writing Up I still keep in touch with my old team members through Microsoft Teams and have y...