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    Read I’ve had a few interesting customers in my time in insurance. This one was interesting not because he yelled, or...

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    Read I travel for work, often being away from home for months at a time. I’d been having stomach pains for weeks so I...

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    Read Hi, it’s me again, the one who sent in https://notalwaysright.com/teachers-are-supposed-to-protect-kids-from-bul...

  • Risky Business Model

    Read Risky Business Model Me: "Okay, once we get a 50% deposit, we'll start on it." Client: "No, I don't want to pay ...

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    Read [I used to deliver pizzas for a certain national chain. When I initially worked there, we took orders by writing...

  • Crunch Time

    Read Crunch Time Customer: "Do you have [Brand] peanut butter in smooth? I only see the crunchy kind." Me: "Hmm, it s...

  • The Double Standard

    Read The Double Standard Customer: "I want a vodka tonic, but make it strong." Me: "So, a double? That'll be $9." Cus...

  • Living On Borrowed Time

    Read Living On Borrowed Time Patron: "Do you actually send overdue books to collections?" Me: "We do." Patron: "Has i...

  • Florida Man Versus Fluffy

    Read Florida Man Versus Fluffy I assist with password resets for a few select programs at my company. These programs ...

  • The Customer Is Always Inside

    Read The Customer Is Always Inside Customer: "Help! Help! I'm locked in! I'm being kidnapped!" Me: *Rushing over.* "M...

  • Buffet The Restaurant Slayer

    Read Buffet The Restaurant Slayer The idyll was broken when, one day, a server took me aside and told me that I "coul...

  • A Step In The Wrong Direction

    Read A Step In The Wrong Direction Me: "Okay, go ahead and right click." Caller: "Okay... you mean with the mouse thi...

  • The Slot Thickens

    Read The Slot Thickens Store Manager: *Excited.* "Did you see the new self-checkout machines! They look so shiny and ...

  • A Retail Bloodbath

    Read A Retail Bloodbath Me: "I'll call someone to meet you there." Customer #1: "Oh, you can't do it?" Me: "I don't w...

  • The Tip That Left An Impression

    Read The Tip That Left An Impression A few minutes later, I see them walk out of the restaurant, but I’m mid-deliveri...

  • The Lord Giveth And The Bank Taketh Away

    Read The Lord Giveth And The Bank Taketh Away Customer: "You stole my money from God!" Me: "I’m sorry?" Customer: "Go...

  • Making An Aft Of Oneself

    Read Making An Aft Of Oneself I'm working on a large cruise ship. A passenger points to the elevators in the main atr...

  • Taking Shots At The Range

    Read Taking Shots At The Range I used to work with a registered nurse who was an Army reservist. She was telling me o...

  • Dawn Of The Dread

    Read Dawn Of The Dread Me: "We don't accept items until 9 AM, and it's on the sign right next to you." Woman: "Then g...

  • Some Sunday Mornings Are Touch And Go

    Read Some Sunday Mornings Are Touch And Go Daughter: "Moooooooom! [Son's Name] keeps touching me!" Me: "[Son's Name],...