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Read I’ve had a few interesting customers in my time in insurance. This one was interesting not because he yelled, or...
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Read I travel for work, often being away from home for months at a time. I’d been having stomach pains for weeks so I...
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Read Hi, it’s me again, the one who sent in https://notalwaysright.com/teachers-are-supposed-to-protect-kids-from-bul...
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Read Risky Business Model Me: "Okay, once we get a 50% deposit, we'll start on it." Client: "No, I don't want to pay ...
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Read [I used to deliver pizzas for a certain national chain. When I initially worked there, we took orders by writing...
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Read Crunch Time Customer: "Do you have [Brand] peanut butter in smooth? I only see the crunchy kind." Me: "Hmm, it s...
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Read The Double Standard Customer: "I want a vodka tonic, but make it strong." Me: "So, a double? That'll be $9." Cus...
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Read Living On Borrowed Time Patron: "Do you actually send overdue books to collections?" Me: "We do." Patron: "Has i...
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Read Florida Man Versus Fluffy I assist with password resets for a few select programs at my company. These programs ...
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Read The Customer Is Always Inside Customer: "Help! Help! I'm locked in! I'm being kidnapped!" Me: *Rushing over.* "M...
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Read Buffet The Restaurant Slayer The idyll was broken when, one day, a server took me aside and told me that I "coul...
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Read A Step In The Wrong Direction Me: "Okay, go ahead and right click." Caller: "Okay... you mean with the mouse thi...
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Read The Slot Thickens Store Manager: *Excited.* "Did you see the new self-checkout machines! They look so shiny and ...
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Read A Retail Bloodbath Me: "I'll call someone to meet you there." Customer #1: "Oh, you can't do it?" Me: "I don't w...
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Read The Tip That Left An Impression A few minutes later, I see them walk out of the restaurant, but I’m mid-deliveri...
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Read The Lord Giveth And The Bank Taketh Away Customer: "You stole my money from God!" Me: "I’m sorry?" Customer: "Go...
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Read Making An Aft Of Oneself I'm working on a large cruise ship. A passenger points to the elevators in the main atr...
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Read Taking Shots At The Range I used to work with a registered nurse who was an Army reservist. She was telling me o...
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Read Dawn Of The Dread Me: "We don't accept items until 9 AM, and it's on the sign right next to you." Woman: "Then g...
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Read Some Sunday Mornings Are Touch And Go Daughter: "Moooooooom! [Son's Name] keeps touching me!" Me: "[Son's Name],...