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  • Furbidden Territory

    Read Furbidden Territory Woman: "What are you doing?!" Me: "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm using the elevator....

  • The Full English Breakdown

    Read The Full English Breakdown I got there at 3:50 AM, and at 4 AM, there was no sign of anyone in the restaurant. I...

  • Untitled

    Read I work at a hotel. While I normally work evening shift, the overnight auditor recently had a personal emergency,...

  • A Spine-Tingling Realization

    Read A Spine-Tingling Realization Many years ago, my dad was a college student who needed to pass a certain math clas...

  • EDK: Eventually Discovered Kit

    Read EDK: Eventually Discovered Kit We provided the facilities with Emergency Drug Kits (EDKs) for, well, Emergency u...

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    Read I’m male, and I’m playing league pool at a bar. I’m having a bit of an off night, with a lot of my shots just ba...

  • Untitled

    Read A lot of people fixated on the forks and knives on this story I submitted. https://notalwaysright.com/its-a-mira...

  • Those Bad Reviews Usually Come Right On Time

    Read Those Bad Reviews Usually Come Right On Time Delivery ETA provided to customer via text with a link to track the...

  • Untitled

    Read When I was in 10th grade I had the opportunity to be in a combined 10th and 11th grade program where several sub...

  • Portrait Of A Customer Interaction

    Read Portrait Of A Customer Interaction Overheard this short little gem at the copy shop one time. A customer comes i...

  • Untitled

    Read I work in a grocery store. A customer runs up to me with her three adolescent sons in tow. She looks extremely f...

  • Untitled

    Read This story (https://notalwaysright.com/he-went-through-those-with-a-fine-tooth-comb/358006/) reminds of an incid...

  • Transitioning To Other Lanes

    Read Transitioning To Other Lanes At the local supermarket, I had a favourite cashier. She was bright, bubbly, person...

  • The House Always Wins… Arguments

    Read The House Always Wins… Arguments Guest: "I want my money back! The machine error caused me to lose!" Me: "So if ...

  • Franklinly My Dear

    Read Franklinly My Dear I work at the local county history museum. Part of my job is helping people with their resear...

  • A Display Of Patience

    Read A Display Of Patience Me: *I moved the monitors apart from one another.* Owner: "OH! No, no, you can't do that, ...

  • Seeds Of Love

    Read Seeds Of Love A customer comes up to me with one red and one green shirt. Customer: "I need fifteen of each of t...

  • These Shoes Were Made For Walking… Away From This Argument

    Read These Shoes Were Made For Walking… Away From This Argument Cashier: *Laughs.* "I’m not paying for new shoes. Thi...

  • When Real Service Meets Fake Names

    Read When Real Service Meets Fake Names Barista: "Caramel hazelnut mocha for Laura!" No one answers. Barista: *Louder...

  • Door Dashed Expectations

    Read Door Dashed Expectations The worker on the other end of the line starts by apologising, saying the driver grabbe...