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Read Color Me Skeptical Me: "What size is that?" Customer: "XX." Me: "I'm sorry, that's the largest size we carry." C...
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Read When The Baggage Is A Bit Emotional I then went upstairs and saw the suitcases piled up in the terrace - the fur...
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Read The Statute Of Limitations On Spoilers Has Expired I used to be a bartender. A former regular brought in two wom...
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Read That’s Beerly Customer Service The cashier spins the pay screen toward me, and I see "Select Tip for Amount" wit...
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Read Bag To Differ Me: "Would you like this candy in the bag or would you like it outside the bag?" Customer: "Yeah."...
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Read No Ice, No Filter Me: "A coffee ice blended without ice, please." Barista: "Long day, hun?" Me: "Huh?" Read No I...
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Read Boulevard Of Broken Calls First Caller: "My mother called me and said she’s being harassed by an aggressive driv...
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Read The Kids Are Not Alright Me: "That's $6." He hands me a five-dollar bill. Me: "I need one more." Customer: "That...
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Read Plate Expectations Me: "Excellent, I think that's all I need to register the car." Agent #1: "Isn't there anothe...
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Read When You Heard “The Boss” And Assumed “THE Boss” I'm working the drive-thru at a Starbucks. A woman pulls up, an...
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Read Check Yourself Before Check-In Twenty minutes later... I get a call from the other hotel's front desk. In a supe...
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Read The Fourth Sign Of The Apocalypse Customer: "In the short walk from your entrance to this counter, I have seen t...
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Read A Limited Supply Of Understanding A couple walks over to me, with the husband looking really upset. The husband ...
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Read Unloading Bigotry Off The Shelves Coworker: "Yo, guess who I saw this weekend?" Me: "No idea." Coworker: "You. D...
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Read The Emissions Are Zero And So Are The Brain Cells I'm selling electric vehicles when they're still quite new and...
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Read Hay There, It’s An Emergency Sometime around 2010, my mom called me at work. She usually texts me, but tells me ...
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Read Running Commentary Voice: "Come on! You can do it! Go for it!" The runners started looking around: no one. Runne...
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Read Not The Signature Move You Thought It Was Going To Be In the days before chip and PIN, I worked as a cashier. Me...
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Read I once had a customer waving a”bag for life” in my face, he said I was told this would be replaced free if it st...
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Read Getting A Leg Up On The Investigation When I was eleven, my identical twin sister and I attended the same summer...