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  • Picked Up The Wrong Fare

    Read Picked Up The Wrong Fare Manager: "[Coworker] is going to be late coming back." Me: "Didn't he go pick up a cust...

  • Giving Them Something To Chew On

    Read Giving Them Something To Chew On I used to be a kitchen manager at a restaurant. A server came up to the kitchen...

  • From In Tray To Out Rage

    Read From In Tray To Out Rage Me: "Hey, [Manager], I gotta ask; what happened to the last guy?" Manager: "Okay, so th...

  • All That Knowledge, And You’re Still Not Getting It

    Read All That Knowledge, And You’re Still Not Getting It Woman: *Now angry and shouting.* "Don't you guys send stuff ...

  • Putting The Gross Into Gross Misconduct

    Read Putting The Gross Into Gross Misconduct My general manager would receive monthly finance reports from me, and it...

  • The Jurassic Park Franchise Is Running A Bit Dry

    Read The Jurassic Park Franchise Is Running A Bit Dry Customer: "I'm so sorry, my sons were tussling, and they spille...

  • Wait, Backup A Minute…

    Read Wait, Backup A Minute… Me: "So is that server ready to be scrapped?" Him: "Oh, not yet, the server just needs to...

  • My Time In Retail: The Writing’s On The Wall

    Read My Time In Retail: The Writing’s On The Wall Customer: "I'm not paying that much for that. It's overpriced." Me:...

  • These Bananas Don’t Peel Right

    Read These Bananas Don’t Peel Right Customer: "CAN I PLEASE GET SOME HELP OVER HERE?!" Attendant: "Yes, ma'am, what's...

  • A Sudden Increase In Cabin Pressure

    Read A Sudden Increase In Cabin Pressure Me: "So I see that [Veteran Flight Attendant] worked the inbound. Why aren't...

  • The Convenience Of The Many Outweighs The Convenience Of The Few, Or The One

    Read The Convenience Of The Many Outweighs The Convenience Of The Few, Or The One Caller: "I'd like to book an appoin...

  • No Public Restroom Means A Public Mess

    Read No Public Restroom Means A Public Mess When my son was being potty trained, when he said he had to go, he had to...

  • A Swift Key Change

    Read A Swift Key Change I've gone to a high-end department store with my wife. I like going there because it has a ce...

  • Staying In Suite 007

    Read Staying In Suite 007 Guest: "Excuse me, but do you do confidential breakfast?" Me: "I cannot disclose that infor...

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    Read (Back in our equivalent of highschool, I had the same science teacher three years in a row – first in Maths clas...

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    Read I inherited my parents “winter house” after Dad died. We had a house as well close by so it was no big deal to m...

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    Read One Friday evening I was returning from the store after getting groceries when I walked past a group of guys in ...

  • Hold The Line Until The Train Line

    Read Hold The Line Until The Train Line At this point, he states that he will not get off the call until this is reso...

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    Read I got called out of my section at my store and onto the register, since the front counter associate decided to n...

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    Read A seemingly nice customer came up with four bags of grapes and told me, before I ever started her order, that sh...