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Read Getting A Leg Up On The Investigation When I was eleven, my identical twin sister and I attended the same summer...
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Read Eye See What You Did There The hospital's Ophthalmologist was moving to another country. We're at his leaving me...
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Read One day (this last Autumn or Winter) after some long and tedious shopping (something like we went to get shoes f...
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Read I, a woman, love sports. I was a college athlete, have been a coach, and will yell my voice raw at games. I have...
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Read Repeat Question Reveals Repeat Offenders A couple of days ago, an older couple came into the store, and her husb...
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Read (I own a local craft store. I’m a gay man, though my partner isn’t often present in my store because he works in...
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Read https://notalwaysright.com/no-id-no-idea-part-58/364942/ This story reminded me of the time an asshole bouncer d...
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Read Watered Down Expectations A customer asks me in the gardening section: Customer: "So… all these plants…" Me: "Ye...
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Read I’m a cartoonist and illustrator. Throughout 2024 I kept receiving sporadic spam emails on my page on a certain ...
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Read Griddle Me This Customer: "What kind of tomato?" Me: "Beefsteak." Customer: "Is it local?" Me: "I genuinely don'...
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Read Some Customers Should Know When To ‘Bale’ I'm taking some cardboard boxes to the back to be broken down by our b...
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Read That’s Amore-onic Me: "Everything okay, [Coworker]?" Coworker: "I just can't do it anymore." Me: "What happened?...
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Read Parcel-ly Her Problem I used to live in an apartment complex with a locked mail room. When packages arrive, the ...
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Read Write-Off This Guy Customer #1: "Oh, crap. I forgot I needed to get some toothpaste. I'll run back and get some....
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Read The Lengths People Go To Customer: "What's the difference between the 1m and the 2m charging cable?" He said it ...
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Read Green House Meets Red Face Customer: "Are you open?" Me: "No, the store closes at 2 pm on Saturdays, but will be...
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Read The Cookie Monster Creates A Monster My little brother is in the phase where he’s discovered "technically correc...
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Read A Hard Drive’s Night Back when I was younger and much dumber, I did some occasional help for a neighbour. It was...
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Read The Last Train Of Thought Has Left The Station Customer: "I need a ticket to Chicago." Me: "Sure, when are you l...
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Read I work in a grocery store. A customer runs up to me with her three adolescent sons in tow. She looks extremely f...