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Read My husband, his parents and I are on a trip across Europe. We stop at a restaurant, have a wonderful meal, pay a...
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Read (*The2nd of June is Italy’s Republic Day, basically the main lay holiday for Italy. For the longest time it was ...
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Read I was on a European tour that included a stop in the capital city of the small principality of Liechtenstein. I ...
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Read I was using the bathroom at a public library when a group of teenage girls walked in. They looked to be on a spo...
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Read I sitting in my room reading Not Always Right, when my younger brother comes in to change his clothes as we are ...
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Read Bigotry In A Can Customer: "No! The ad for these cans said two for a dollar!" Cashier: "At [Big Superstore], not...
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Read Manual Labor Caller: "Okay, but we need you to set it up for us." Me: "Have you read the setup manual?" Caller: ...
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Read They Kneaded Better Timing I stopped at a sandwich restaurant at 11:10 PM, the only place whose lobby is open. W...
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Read Flat Out Confused Customer: "Okay, but what would I do with the screwdriver when I'm done with it?" Me: "…Put it...
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Read Four Better Or Worse As I'm stocking the greeting card section, I notice something about the latest stock. Me: "...
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Read The Only Dense Thing Here Is The Customer Customer: "Can I get the ice not floating?" Me: *Puzzled.* "You mean… ...
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Read Working The Knife Shift I work as a cook at an assisted living facility. One day, I’m the morning cook, having b...
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Read Bittersuite Symphony Guest: "Mr. [Guest's Name], Extra Super Duper Elite member, for the Poopy Doopy Suite." Con...
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Read Spread The Wrong Sheet The project manager, a brilliant but non-technical guy, looked at all this and decided th...
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Read Back(gate)fired Me: "Can I see a gate pass?" Guy: "Dude, you must be new. Look, I know the manager just let me i...
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Read Over The Moon Since it's a quiet weekday at the bar, I'm watching footage of the Artemis mission as it travels t...
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Read The Joke Didn’t Land…line Bob had been with the company as a front-line phone agent for fifteen years. They had ...
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Read Dating The Couponator Boyfriend: "Oh, I have a coupon for a dollar off the nachos, but I left it at home. Can I ...
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Read What Waxes On, Must Wax Off A customer walks up to a display of some fancy candles in a jar, ranging in price fr...
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Read Dad’s Cardboard Crusade Dad: "I promised the charity they could have them! I can’t go back on my word! I’ve got ...