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Read Suction Dysfunction Customer: "My discount didn't come up!" Me: "When you paid at the pump, sir, before you star...
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Read In Choosing All Options, You Choose None Of Them Caller: "I need to know what my options are." Me: "What your op...
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Read Promoted To The Hex-ecutive Suite Coworker: "So I've been really getting into all this, like, supernatural and o...
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Read The National Mistrust An older gentleman is having trouble paying at the self-checkout. I offer to help. Custome...
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Read No Clucks Given My friend is very overqualified for her position and has been with our company since she graduat...
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Read Piercing Observation, Part 11 Caller: "I was inquiring about a nose piercing." Manager: "Oh, aye, we can schedul...
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Read Getting A Pizza The Action Boss: "Thanks to all your efforts, we posted a million in sales this month for the fi...
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Read Truck Around And Find Out We make our delivery schedule the night before because we only have a small number of ...
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Read Shift Happens The interviewer looks down and shuffles some papers with an evil smile. Interviewer: "...I'll give...
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Read We’ll Call This A Design Flaw Client: "My internet is down!" Me: "I'm sorry to hear that." Client: "Well? Can't ...
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Read If Only It Was The Misunderstandings That Were Rare Customer: "I want the burger, and I want it medium rare." I ...
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Read Cut Short Me: "Hello! Sorry to interrupt, but is there time for one more cut this afternoon?" Seated Barber: "No...
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Read You Win Some, You Lose Everything Manager: "That's Old Man Scratchy. He'll be back in half an hour." Me: "For wh...
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Read Mission Impoppable Me: "All right, is that everything?" The dad sighs heavily, reaches up, and pulls down the ho...
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Read The Walla Walla Of Shame So, this guy pushing past people to get ahead is likely just being a jerk. He pushes pa...
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Read A Few Issues Need Highlighting Here I'm a hairdresser. A woman sits down in my chair and puts a photo on her pho...
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Read So it’s snowing today and I decide to go for a quick walk around my neighborhood. While I’m out,I see a dog (I t...
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Read Side Effects May Include Death Customer: "My doctor said I need to lower my blood pressure." Me: "Did he prescri...
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Read I have a big extended family, and am lucky enough that we all get along with each other. One cousin, though, doe...
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Read Our Drinks Policy Is Very Sobering Me: "May I bring you more water? I don't feel comfortable serving any alcohol...