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    Read I’m a waiter at a semi-fancy restaurant, and I’m also an avid golfer. We get two days off a week, save for excep...

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    Read It’s Superbowl Sunday in the USA, and the Eagles have won, which means a *lot* of rowdy behavior in Philadelphia...

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    Read (My girlfriend and I are on our way to the bus stop to run some errands, when we pass a small sprouting of tall ...

  • Doing More Than Just Minimizing The Problem

    Read Doing More Than Just Minimizing The Problem Customer: "There is a major problem with this computer. It locks up ...

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    Read As a woman, it can be hard to break into engineering, even with the right degrees. I eventually got a senior eng...

  • Deck-Head Move

    Read Deck-Head Move A**hole: "Hey, I know you don't want to take these home with you, can I get another twenty percen...

  • Warning: The Spam Is Airborne

    Read Warning: The Spam Is Airborne Employee: "Hi! Okay, so we're using EBT? I'll separate these into two transactions...

  • That’s One Way To Drink The Hair Of The Dog

    Read That’s One Way To Drink The Hair Of The Dog Customer: "What's your cheapest beer?" Me: "Pabst. Three bucks." Cus...

  • ID-Rate This Responsibly

    Read ID-Rate This Responsibly Bouncer: "Can I see some ID?" I'm old enough that I get excited when I'm asked, so I sw...

  • The Lamination Intimidation

    Read The Lamination Intimidation Last week, a customer was upset at the need to present ID to pick up his package, an...

  • Some Red Flags Raised At Capture The Flag

    Read Some Red Flags Raised At Capture The Flag Not long after I had joined this company, my team had a team-building ...

  • When The Shore Thing Is Not A Sure Thing

    Read When The Shore Thing Is Not A Sure Thing A guest, who checked in less than half an hour ago, has come back down ...

  • Fork This, I’m Out

    Read Fork This, I’m Out I have a coworker who is related in some way to someone way up in the store's hierarchy. That...

  • All It Takes Is A Day

    Read All It Takes Is A Day Customer: *Immediately annoyed.* "They didn't have a problem with me doing this last time!...

  • Raising A Stink And A Point

    Read Raising A Stink And A Point After the end of the second week and no van, they complained. Their manager tried to...

  • No Time To Explain Time

    Read No Time To Explain Time Customer: "This sign says you close at nine." Coworker: "Yes." Customer: "At night?" Cow...

  • When The Stupidity Is So Stupid It’s Self-Aware

    Read When The Stupidity Is So Stupid It’s Self-Aware I'm browsing in a vape shop. The cashier is someone I know to be...

  • A New Kind Of Background Check

    Read A New Kind Of Background Check Coworker: "Wait, so over the weekend I'm going to have my monitor changed?" Me: "...

  • Vulture Culture Clash

    Read Vulture Culture Clash Customer: "No, she is not okay! She had to watch those disgusting birds rip apart a dead r...

  • Toy Story Meets The Geneva Convention

    Read Toy Story Meets The Geneva Convention Sister: "The kids were being noisy, so we tried the whole "whoever can sta...