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Read That’s Just Not Right… Friend: "I won't be able to drive in Australia. I have to move to America before I can dr...
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Read “Calling” Your Bluff Today is a holiday, so I'm the only one working. Caller: "I've called ten times this mornin...
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Read I work for a coffee shop with a two tailed siren as a logo. A woman came in with a little tiny chihuahua in a ha...
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Read Aura You Serious? Nurse: "[Patient] is asking to speak with you." Doctor: "Didn't we discharge him? I prescribed...
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Read This is the story of how my grade school teacher in the early aughties got fired for saving my ass. I wasn’t ver...
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Read This Story Will Produce A Reaction Fast forward to about half an hour later, my manager comes running up to me a...
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Read *Guardians of the Galaxy* Vol 1 has just been released, and since my friends and I have seen the trailers, we’re...
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Read Reading https://notalwaysright.com/from-dastardly-divorce-dealings-to-a-meow-velous-mystery/372494/ reminded me ...
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Read One evening, I go to the grocery store while wearing a sweatshirt with a very large Snoopy embroidered on it. Ca...
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Read Pie Beg Your Pardon? A customer comes into the late-night pizza joint: Customer: "Can I just get like a regular ...
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Read My daughter and I enjoy puns. Recently, some bees made their way into the bathroom through the ceiling fan. Than...
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Read From Aisle To Z I work on the side as an Instacart shopper. I get a long (loooong) grocery list from a customer....
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Read Just Don’t Do It Customer: "Where are your Jordans?" Me: "We don't sell Jordans. This is an Adidas store." Custo...
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Read ETA Later Than Never Caller: "But the ETA said forty-five minutes! How can you give me a time and not be able to...
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Read Ruff Puff Pastry One day I see a woman walk in with the largest dog I have ever seen, a big boy Mastiff. Me: "So...
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Read A Toss-Up Customer: "Well, I have an allergy." I wait. No further information is forthcoming. Me: "An allergy to...
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Read It’s Only Solved If It’s Solved On Paper User: "Oh, I'm driving at the moment." Me: "Ha, I guess that means you ...
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Read That’s A Whiskey Business Guest: "Hello! I had a couple of glasses of [Cocktail] brought up to my room earlier, ...
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Read Jurassic Snark Coworker: "Werd." Me: "Why do you hate me?" Coworker: "Wot argh yew torque-ing aye bout?" Me: "Yo...
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Read The Portion Size Is Frozen Customer: "I'll get the mango cooler, no ice." Since this is a pre-mixed drink, the n...