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Read Blowback I live in an apartment block. The lobby has the mailboxes and a notice board for neighbors to post item...
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Read The Great Guessby Customer: "Excuse me, I'm looking for a book." Me: "Of course, what's the title?" Customer: "I...
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Read Despite our server being based in the UK there’s only a few of us who are British and most joke around with us a...
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Read This is the same person from this series https://notalwaysright.com/pops-just-makes-you-want-to-pop/361560/ I ha...
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Read This is a story I was told on a tour of my university’s particle accelerator. An accelerator requires lots of in...
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Read A Card-Carrying Member Of The Stupid Club Me: "Since you do have a balance, you are still required to make the m...
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Read My daughter is in her second year of college. She’s has a free slot in her time table. She and her friends are i...
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Read The Air Was Cool But The Mess Was Still Hot Me: "What happened to it?" Customer: "I dropped it in the toilet." M...
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Read (I volunteer with my church’s children’s program. The church decided to have a children’s volunteer appreciation...
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Read I submitted the “Crack of Don” story. Meeting yesterday. We go over our projects and give status updates. I’m di...
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Read The Dirty Thirty Me: "Ma'am, it's fifteen items or fewer." Customer: "I have fifteen." Me: "I count more than th...
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Read Beer Today, Banned Tomorrow Me: "Where did you get those?!" Owner's Friend: "The liquor store a block over. They...
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Read When You Need To Factory Reset Expectations A customer comes in almost every week, saying someone is in their ph...
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Read Dad Jokes Going Dead Wrong We have a manager who likes to think of himself as the team's dad (his words). That m...
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Read Friend Or Faux? Customer: "I want your name! Your boss is my best friend, and he'll want to know just how you tr...
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Read Mein Fail Everybody was watching one of our sales guys as he was negotiating a huge deal with a German company, ...
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Read Crime And PIN-ishment Customer: "Your ATM took my card!" Me: "The one outside the store? That's owned by [Bank]....
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Read Charity Begins… Somewhere Else Coworker #1: "You could have given him a couple bucks." Coworker #2: "You think i...
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Read If You’re Looking For Both Books, It’s ‘The Color Purple’ Customer: "I'm looking for a book." The cashier waits ...
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Read Divide, And Conquer Your Work Enemies User: "I want you to write me a program to divide a dollar amount into thi...