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Read A while ago, I submitted a story early about how my “friend” ruined my 37th birthday this past January. If it ma...
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Read The recent stories about $2 bills reminded me of my experience doing yard work as a young teenager, many, many y...
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Read That Story Doesn’t Hold Frozen Water Caller: "Why is my bill so high?!" Me: "We just had a solid few months of b...
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Read Ground(hog) Coffee Manager: "Yeah. Watch this. He's going to ask for a regular-sized coffee but want it in an ex...
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Read Leading From The Top… And The Bottom My Manager: "Remember, this is [CEO]. He's very serious and very smart. You...
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Read Little Things Have Big Impacts Me: "Sir, my coworker confirms that the sign says $25 for the shirts, not the sho...
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Read Taking Things At Face Value Supervisor: "[My Name], I need you to pay attention." Me: "Oh, I am." Supervisor: "N...
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Read Loitering Comes In Many Flavors Me: "Sir, you gotta pay for those." Customer: "I don't think so." Me: "Hey! You ...
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Read Out Of Sight, Out Of Date Me: "Uh, who left their chocolate eggs at my desk?" Coworker #1: "Oh, you found some, ...
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Read Mexican’t Believe You Did That Again A pregnant customer is ordering her burrito. Customer: "Can I get the… uh…"...
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Read Only Signing Is Signing Off I informed the manager that we were collectively not going to sign the write-up slip...
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Read If You’re Not Here To Read The Books, At Least Read The Room Me: "Ma'am! You can't be yelling in the library." P...
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Read Been Storing That Up For Years Customer: "I just got an email from you that your prices are going up next year?!...
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Read Slow Cooking Employees who haven’t had their flu shot are required to wear a mask during "flu season," defined b...
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Read The Birthday Gift That Kept On Giving Girlfriend: "Why the h*** are you drinking?" Friend #1: "Because the drink...
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Read Too Tall An Order Me: "Sorry, but he's way too small for this ride. For safety reasons, I can't let him on." Dad...
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Read Dist-Door-Ted Audio Grandma: "What's taking so long?!" Sister: *Snarikly.* "I'm in the bathroom, Grandma!" Grand...
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Read We Really Hope That’s Just Dry Humor Friend Husband: "We've been there! It's fun, but don't go during the summer...
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Read Sadly, These People Are Fur Real Customer: "Where are your puppies?" Me: "We don't sell puppies, ma'am. We sell ...
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Read A woman today decided that I didn’t check her out of the store fast enough. She was standing on the other side o...