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Read It’s All Zoom And Doom Client: "Hi, I can't access Zoom, please assist." Me: "No problem, what exactly is the is...
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Read These Requests Are Just The Icing On The Cake Customer: "Can I get the gluten-free cupcake with the vegan frosti...
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Read Our Critical Thinking Is Going Back To The Stone Age Manager: "Can you put a sign up next to the Tiger's Eyes?" ...
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Read Wrong On So Many Levels Me: "Third floor, please." The coworker next to me, standing closest to the buttons, pro...
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Read Well THAT Is Certainly Something To Chew On… Customer: "Is the nicotine gum meant to help you stop smoking, or s...
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Read The Outlook Is Not So Good I get a call from my mother-in-law: Mother-In-Law: "My Outlook is no longer downloadi...
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Read A Budding Friendship Woman: "Excuse me, can you help me? I'm trying to find the Sensory Gardens." Me: "Sure thin...
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Read Batch, Please Customer: "These taste nothing like peanut butter cups!" Me: "Well, the mass-produced ones include...
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Read This story https://notalwaysright.com/the-energy-of-a-tiger-and-similar-spelling-skills/375218/ made me think of...
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Read At the time of this story, I’d been going to this gym for a good eight or nine months. Early on, I chatted up th...
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Read That’s Not A Reservation, That’s An Invasion Bartender: "I'm sorry, we don't take reservations. How many in your...
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Read (I’m just fifteen years old, and it’s my first day working at a small shop. One of the things we’re better known...
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Read My father is, to put it simply, a bigoted a**hole. At the time of this story, I am literally counting down the d...
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Read A Cover Story A little old lady comes waddling past me at the checkouts, empty-handed, and leans over to say som...
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Read I was invited to lunch with my grandad to celebrate the removal of a cancerous lump from his nose. we to a nearb...
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Read (My sister (who is rather ditzy) and I are in the living room with the TV running in the background where a musi...
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Read The Information Vacancy Me: "Alright, do you have any confirmation numbers for these rooms?" Caller: "I don’t." ...
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Read Prefers Ellipticals To Baby Steps Me: "Ma'am, you can’t leave a baby in the carrier on the gym floor." Customer:...
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Read A Drill Bit Confused Customer: "The drill I bought for my husband doesn't work! It doesn't rotate!" Me: "I'm sor...
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Read Resting Boss Face New Boss: "Why were you late today?" Me: *Crying.* "Oh, my god, I’m so sorry. I’m not a basket...