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Read Sadly, These People Are Fur Real Customer: "Where are your puppies?" Me: "We don't sell puppies, ma'am. We sell ...
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Read A woman today decided that I didn’t check her out of the store fast enough. She was standing on the other side o...
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Read Oh, Deer Me: "Why are the police in the ER? Did we get a patient presenting a risk?" Nurse: "Well, a couple of g...
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Read My mom and I are doing dishes and chatting. A topic reminds me of another topic and that reminds me of another t...
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Read Pet Pee-ve Guest: "Oh, but these are my service dogs, you have to accept them!" Me: "Well, your service dog drop...
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Read Before the mobile phone era, I was sixteen and working a summer job in an ice cream parlour in a touristic place...
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Read A woman is standing in front of the patio umbrellas. They’re 75% off because it’s the end of the season, which m...
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Read Yesterday, I needed to go to a dental appointment, so I booked a cab through the website I usually use. The webs...
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Read Read The Room If You’re Not Going To Read The Menu Every customer has been in line at least five minutes, if not...
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Read Today I stumbled upon some major neighborhood drama, that made me wish I had been there from the beginning to he...
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Read Graham Has A Lot Of Explaining To Do Customer: "I can't find the gray ham crackers." Me: "Uh... what kind of cra...
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Read The Packaging Is Polarizing Customer: "Polar bears and penguins live on different poles! Do you know how inaccur...
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Read They’re Already A ‘Lost’ Cause Guest: "Where's the polar bear kept?" Me: "Ma'am, this is an aquarium." Read They...
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Read And A Word Side Salad Customer: "Is that the Ultimate Burger?" Me: "Yes, yes it is." Customer: "Oh, I don't thin...
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Read Render Unto Storage What Is Due Customer's Friend: "What's the total owed?" I broke it down and explained the la...
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Read Some People Are Wired Differently I worked at a place where you couldn’t be colorblind because you were reading ...
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Read Choosing Your Battles Daylight Saves Time Me: "Your appointment is scheduled for 1:15 pm on Sunday." Caller: "Su...
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Read When Details Are Paper Thin I work in the reprographics department of a large office, specifically the printing ...
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Read Putting The Pie Into πr² A couple has just ordered a large pizza. Me: "Do you want a six-cut, eight-cut, or twe...
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Read The Ultimate Server Error Manager: "You need to pay the invoice. You're in violation of the contract, and we wil...