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Read Draft Dodgers Customer: "What do you sell here, besides beer?" Me: "We have water and some canned sodas." Custom...
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Read Meal Deal Ordeal Our store does a meal deal: a select sandwich/salad, a snack, and a drink for a set price. Cust...
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Read Hard Truths About The Soft Serve Customer: "Can I get a refund for this blizzard? It's not what I ordered." The ...
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Read Do Dogs Like Waffles? Me: "Dad, this shampoo has a picture of a dog on it." Dad: "It’s family-sized." Me: "No, t...
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Read Autumn-matic Response I live in a suburban neighbourhood where several back yards can all be easily seen, and th...
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Read ‘Back’ Where They’re From Customer: "You sell band aids? We ain't used to all this walkin'." Me: "We certainly d...
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Read I used to work for national chain bookstore before and after the pandemic. Our store collected a few unhoused in...
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Read Cat Scan Not Required Me: "Ah, yes, you called saying that [Cat's Name] was having some respiratory issues?" Wom...
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Read My wife, my sister, and I are sitting at home, watching TV. Our dog walks by, chewing on her rawhide bone. (Note...
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Read It’s been a long week, and when I get off work, I feel like I deserve a treat. However, I’m also trying to finis...
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Read Casino Childcare I work in a big city hotel/casino. It's after midnight, and an older woman with a baby walked u...
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Read I’m a woman, and I have just parked when shouting and screaming draws my attention to another car. I see a man s...
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Read I’m working the fitting room at a big box store when an elderly couple comes up to me. You can tell they don’t r...
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Read One Of Yankee Doodle Less Popular Ranges A woman runs into our candle store. She stops at the entrance, takes a ...
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Read I am one of 5 staff in a kitchen, today for Valentine’s day we have a strawberry pound cake for desert. One of m...
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Read Coining An Insult A customer gives me the required amount of money for his items, but in a lot of change. Now I'...
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Read Don’t Be A Tater Hater Customer: "Yeah, I want a baked potato." Me: "What kind of potato would you like?" She an...
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Read Auto Correct Customer: "Hey, I need a fuel cap for my [truck]." Me: "No problem, I have it in stock. It's $29.84...
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Read Nothing Is An Answer Boss: "Hey, [My Name], what are you doing tomorrow?" Me: "I am doing absolutely nothing." B...
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Read Fast, Cheap, Good: You Can Only Pick Two Caller: "I WANT THEM HERE NOW!" Me: "Sir, I can't get someone out there...