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Read Taco ‘Bout A Stretch Customer: "Why are so many shelves empty?! There are no tacos!" I'm about to explain that i...
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Read Cake It or Leave It Coworker: "Eww, I don't like ice cream cake." Me: "Oh, that's fair. But how come you don't, ...
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Read Hue Kidding Me? All the students were quietly working on a test when the teacher called out to me: Teacher: "[My...
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Read Scourge Of The Nacho Lady Me: *To the manager.* "You know she's gonna come back, right? She's gonna try that aga...
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Read The Man. The Myth. The Membership. Cashier: "Oh no, we don't take money; we just bill your account." Wife: "Oh w...
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Read Channeling Einstein Caller: "I wanted to watch [Game Show], and it usually starts at five, but it's not on yet!"...
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Read Beaten By The Family Special It was the new girl’s first Friday night, and it was hectic. At this point, they ha...
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Read The Fat Of The Matter Me: "Can I help you, ma'am?" Customer: "Yeah, I'm just happy all your cakes aren't gay." M...
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Read The Decline And Fall I've been helping a customer buy a TV. After we've figured out what one he wants, we get to...
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Read Motion To Repair Dr. Big Boss: "The motion-activated lights in the surgical room turn off because we don't move....
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Read Airing Their Concerns A customer rolls up to the shop on a flat tire. Customer: "Could I get you to air this up?...
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Read A Cart Full Of Optimism Son: "She seems nice." Me: "Yes, she's very sweet." Son: "She's pretty, too." Me: *Seein...
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Read One Giant Leap Backward For Mankind Me: "First man on the moon.” Friend: "Christopher Columbus!" Me: "…" Frien...
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Read Bite Me! Customer: "Here. Taste it and see for yourself." Me: "No, you're right. I can see from here that it's o...
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Read My dad introduced me to the Elder Scrolls franchise of video games around when Oblivion was the game of the day ...
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Read One Way Or Another A customer walks over to me at the counter with both a laxative and an antidiarrheal. Custome...
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Read The first thing I need to say is I that I fully understand why people in Brazil think I’m an immigrant. While I ...
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Read I overheard this conversation between two of my coworkers, regarding my absolute a**hole of a boss. Coworker #1:...
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Read A Timely Consideration When a party of three (dad, mom, teenage daughter) walked in at 6:40 PM, and the mom said...
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Read (We have two enclosures in the falconry centre next to each other with birds of very different sizes and persona...