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  • Sadly, These People Are Fur Real

    Read Sadly, These People Are Fur Real Customer: "Where are your puppies?" Me: "We don't sell puppies, ma'am. We sell ...

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    Read A woman today decided that I didn’t check her out of the store fast enough. She was standing on the other side o...

  • Oh, Deer

    Read Oh, Deer Me: "Why are the police in the ER? Did we get a patient presenting a risk?" Nurse: "Well, a couple of g...

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    Read My mom and I are doing dishes and chatting. A topic reminds me of another topic and that reminds me of another t...

  • Pet Pee-ve

    Read Pet Pee-ve Guest: "Oh, but these are my service dogs, you have to accept them!" Me: "Well, your service dog drop...

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    Read Before the mobile phone era, I was sixteen and working a summer job in an ice cream parlour in a touristic place...

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    Read A woman is standing in front of the patio umbrellas. They’re 75% off because it’s the end of the season, which m...

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    Read Yesterday, I needed to go to a dental appointment, so I booked a cab through the website I usually use. The webs...

  • Read The Room If You’re Not Going To Read The Menu

    Read Read The Room If You’re Not Going To Read The Menu Every customer has been in line at least five minutes, if not...

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    Read Today I stumbled upon some major neighborhood drama, that made me wish I had been there from the beginning to he...

  • Graham Has A Lot Of Explaining To Do

    Read Graham Has A Lot Of Explaining To Do Customer: "I can't find the gray ham crackers." Me: "Uh... what kind of cra...

  • The Packaging Is Polarizing

    Read The Packaging Is Polarizing Customer: "Polar bears and penguins live on different poles! Do you know how inaccur...

  • They’re Already A ‘Lost’ Cause

    Read They’re Already A ‘Lost’ Cause Guest: "Where's the polar bear kept?" Me: "Ma'am, this is an aquarium." Read They...

  • And A Word Side Salad

    Read And A Word Side Salad Customer: "Is that the Ultimate Burger?" Me: "Yes, yes it is." Customer: "Oh, I don't thin...

  • Render Unto Storage What Is Due

    Read Render Unto Storage What Is Due Customer's Friend: "What's the total owed?" I broke it down and explained the la...

  • Some People Are Wired Differently

    Read Some People Are Wired Differently I worked at a place where you couldn’t be colorblind because you were reading ...

  • Choosing Your Battles Daylight Saves Time

    Read Choosing Your Battles Daylight Saves Time Me: "Your appointment is scheduled for 1:15 pm on Sunday." Caller: "Su...

  • When Details Are Paper Thin

    Read When Details Are Paper Thin I work in the reprographics department of a large office, specifically the printing ...

  • Putting The Pie Into πr² 

    Read Putting The Pie Into πr²  A couple has just ordered a large pizza. Me: "Do you want a six-cut, eight-cut, or twe...

  • The Ultimate Server Error

    Read The Ultimate Server Error Manager: "You need to pay the invoice. You're in violation of the contract, and we wil...