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  • I’m Wired To Know What You’re Up To

    Read I’m Wired To Know What You’re Up To Customer: "Do you sell TV cords?" Me: "We sell some basics." Customer: "I ne...

  • They Can’t See Clearly Normally, And Now They Want Things Tinted?!

    Read They Can’t See Clearly Normally, And Now They Want Things Tinted?! Customer: "Do you guys do window tinting here...

  • Lunch Break-through

    Read Lunch Break-through Me: "He went out to lunch." Manager: "I was just in the break room, and I didn't see him." M...

  • Bright Ideas Shine A Light On Themselves

    Read Bright Ideas Shine A Light On Themselves Customer: "Could you put us in a warm section? We're pretty chilly. Whe...

  • Winner Takes All-owance

    Read Winner Takes All-owance Son #1: "We were talking to [Friend] today, and his allowance is twice ours!" Son #2: "Y...

  • Bread Dead Redemption

    Read Bread Dead Redemption Vegan Friend: "Oh, no thanks. I've stopped eating bread." Me: "Oh, why?" Vegan Friend: "It...

  • If At First You Don’t Succeed, Chai Again, Part 12

    Read If At First You Don’t Succeed, Chai Again, Part 12 Customer: "Why are you putting milk in my chai latte?" Me: "B...

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    Read I am a teacher at a swimming club and I teach a group with varied ages. The child this is about, is 7 years old....

  • Cold Call

    Read Cold Call On this day, it was 7:15 AM, sleeting and raining, with high winds, and we were all arriving at school...

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    Read A coworker and I are chatting in the breakroom. He’s in his mid-80s and I’m in my late 30s. I’m starting to get ...

  • Only Half And Half-Listening

    Read Only Half And Half-Listening Customer: "What kinds of iced tea do you have?" Me: "We only have black, unsweetene...

  • Untitled

    Read (I’m a woman, and my workplace had to close public access to our courtyard around the time of the Global Health ...

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    Read Years ago, after my father died, my half-brother sent four checks for $5,000 to me and a letter explaining that ...

  • A Measured Response Is Required

    Read A Measured Response Is Required Customer: "I need the two-inch square tubing." Me: "Okay, twenty or twenty-four-...

  • Untitled

    Read (I’m texting with a guy I’m interested in. We’ve both been invited to the same holiday party, which is that even...

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    Read (At the time of this story, my dad had been diagnosed with ALS for about 3 years, and 24 year old me was his pri...

  • On Tap But Off Track

    Read On Tap But Off Track I work in a local village pub. One of the lads has just turned eighteen and walks into the ...

  • Color Me Confused, Part 2

    Read Color Me Confused, Part 2 Director: "This shot is looking too purple. Make it less purple." Me: "Okay, I can tak...

  • Flat-Out Confused

    Read Flat-Out Confused I explain I can't give her a free omelette, and she walks back to the buffet, grabs a plate, a...

  • Parts Unknown

    Read Parts Unknown Tech: "So, how old did you say this computer is?" Me: "I have no idea, it was my grandmother's. I ...