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  • Untitled

    Read I was working for an inventory company when I first moved to North Carolina. We were in a pharmacy. We wear blac...

  • Unlike Those Beers, We Weren’t Born Yesterday

    Read Unlike Those Beers, We Weren’t Born Yesterday A customer walks in, spends some time in there, and brings about e...

  • Untitled

    Read When I was a college student, I got an engineering internship in a corporate office for a rapidly growing compan...

  • iWish It Worked Like That

    Read iWish It Worked Like That Customer: "So… I lost my last iPhone." Me: "Oh, that sucks. Well, we have some older m...

  • These Kinds Of Facts Are Hard To Swallow

    Read These Kinds Of Facts Are Hard To Swallow I work in a health and wellness store. A customer pulls a bag of fat bu...

  • Conspiracy Weary, Part 10

    Read Conspiracy Weary, Part 10 A woman is coming through with a full cart. She's buying a lot of Greek yoghurt. Custo...

  • Retail Spawns Their Own Cryptids

    Read Retail Spawns Their Own Cryptids This is the story of a man who was so determined to avoid his duties at work th...

  • Crying Over Non-Existent Milk

    Read Crying Over Non-Existent Milk Me: "We don't carry that brand, sorry. It's just those three." Customer: "I was he...

  • Leafing To Conclusions

    Read Leafing To Conclusions I was a supervisor in a large(ish) call center that, at the time of this event, was in-pe...

  • The Wi-Fib

    Read The Wi-Fib Caller: "Well, that is a good deal! And you provide support over the phone in case I have issues?" Me...

  • A Runway Success

    Read A Runway Success Check-In Lady: "Have you been to Schiphol before?" Me: "Yes." Check-In Lady: "Can you run?" Me:...

  • If Only We Were All Allergic To Racist Stereotypes

    Read If Only We Were All Allergic To Racist Stereotypes I'm stocking some medicines (basic stuff, cold and flu meds, ...

  • The Cost Of Cutting Costs

    Read The Cost Of Cutting Costs He was the new financial officer and had some pretty "unique" ideas about changing the...

  • This Isn’t Measuring Up

    Read This Isn’t Measuring Up I work in the lumber department of a large hardware store. A customer comes in, reading ...

  • The Couponator Meets A Big Mayo No No

    Read The Couponator Meets A Big Mayo No No A guy was purchasing some items. After I rang everything up, he hands me a...

  • If Clippy Was A Person…

    Read If Clippy Was A Person… He tried to separate the papers, and the paperclip shot off of them and phased into the ...

  • Game Over For This Power Trip

    Read Game Over For This Power Trip Customer: "The box with the camera in it." The box is underneath the consoles and ...

  • Dropping Off Motherloads

    Read Dropping Off Motherloads We decided to go on a vacation together to Nova Scotia. After two weeks, we returned, a...

  • A Different Kind Of Fuel For The Gym

    Read A Different Kind Of Fuel For The Gym I'm filling up my car when I look over at the driver and the car across fro...

  • That’s The One That Brain Farts Come From

    Read That’s The One That Brain Farts Come From Customer: "I don't mean to be a chicken, but I can get some extra a**h...