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  • Mind The Gap In Thinking

    Read Mind The Gap In Thinking Passenger: "Why are we going slower?" Train Guard: "As I just explained, the brakes—" P...

  • No Tub-stitutions

    Read No Tub-stitutions Guest: "I requested a room with a tub." Me: "You booked a single king room. The only rooms tha...

  • Fostering A More Pleasing Environment (And Making Us Cry)

    Read Fostering A More Pleasing Environment (And Making Us Cry) At first, I didn't understand why the other foster chi...

  • Parenting IS A Job Title!

    Read Parenting IS A Job Title! Lady: "Well, I want to take care of r*****ed kids so I can keep my grand baby with me....

  • This Is Getting Loopy

    Read This Is Getting Loopy Customer: "Can I get two fives and a ten for this twenty?" Me: "Sure." He hands me the bil...

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    Read It’s a weekend afternoon and I am enjoying a book, when suddenly my phone rings. It displays an unknown number, ...

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    Read I’m working in a grocery store the day before a local football team’s big match. The store is jam-packed, we’re ...

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    Read Honestly not sure where this story fit in the NAR universe, but wanted to share anyway ;) Many years ago, my wor...

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    Read My younger grandson (I’ll call him Bobby) has always struggled with school. He’s a very sweet and loving child b...

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    Read Several years ago, I worked for a supermarket that shared a parking lot (or near enough not to matter) with a fe...

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    Read I’m a volunteer secretary for a road cooperative (it is a cooperative for maintaining a shared private road by w...

  • Selfie-Incriminating Evidence

    Read Selfie-Incriminating Evidence Customer: "My phone has stopped charging!" Me: "Have you got it wet or left it in ...

  • When The System Doesn’t Apply, Neither Do Its Products

    Read When The System Doesn’t Apply, Neither Do Its Products Customer: "The menu says $6.99! Why does it cost more?!" ...

  • Forcing Them To Make A Curse-Correction

    Read Forcing Them To Make A Curse-Correction Hotel Manager: "I am going to have to charge you [amount] per room and a...

  • Mmm, Fresh Cowpig Straight From Chornobyl Farms, Part 2

    Read Mmm, Fresh Cowpig Straight From Chornobyl Farms, Part 2 Customer: "This bacon is so raw, I can still hear it moo...

  • When You Can Go Nowhere Else But Up

    Read When You Can Go Nowhere Else But Up Customer: "The goods lift. Where does it come out?" I point to the two obvio...

  • These People Graduated From Law School…

    Read These People Graduated From Law School… I got a phone call today from a lawyer. She is complaining that she has ...

  • A Resolution To The Resolution

    Read A Resolution To The Resolution Well, to my dad, anything that went wrong on the computer was my fault because I ...

  • Cruising For A Playdate

    Read Cruising For A Playdate I turned to see a woman rounding the corner, pushing her own handle-driven toddler-mobil...

  • No Middle Ground

    Read No Middle Ground Caller: "I'd like a salad to go. What sizes do you have?" Me: "We have small and large." Caller...