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  • That’s A Call Order

    Read That’s A Call Order Caller: "Can you forward me to her?" Me: "She no longer works here, so no. I can give you th...

  • Send Them South For Winter!

    Read Send Them South For Winter! Customer: "Can I keep these indoor plants outside?" Me: "Well, they are tropical pla...

  • A Billing Too Far

    Read A Billing Too Far Me: "Hi, [Team Lead], I have [Employee] asking for access to the Billing files for [Team]. Is ...

  • Habeas Call-us

    Read Habeas Call-us Caller: "My name is Bob, and I'm calling about your financial assets." Yeah, definitely a scammer...

  • Give Some Credit To His Wife

    Read Give Some Credit To His Wife A guy is calling, confused about a figure he's seeing on his latest credit card sta...

  • Permission Impossible

    Read Permission Impossible Coworker #1: "Hi, [Manager], I don’t have access to this link." Manager: "It's my private ...

  • Gives New Meaning To ‘Phone Bill’, Part 3

    Read Gives New Meaning To ‘Phone Bill’, Part 3 I worked in inbound sales at a call center for a hardware store. I've ...

  • Loaf And Behold: Consequences

    Read Loaf And Behold: Consequences The owner was the worst man I've ever met; he had no business being around people,...

  • Taxing Faxing, Part 44

    Read Taxing Faxing, Part 44 Coworker: "Hey, [Manager], this customer just discovered that faxing doesn't physically s...

  • Getting A Raw Deal

    Read Getting A Raw Deal Customer: "The carrots in this soup are uncooked! You're trying to give me food poisoning fro...

  • Short, Sweet, Advice, Part 2

    Read Short, Sweet, Advice, Part 2 One exhibitor sold AutoCAD systems and also offered training. It is fairly easy to ...

  • A Tankless Task

    Read A Tankless Task Customer: "Hey, the pump stopped, and I can’t put anymore gas in." Me: "Yeah, it stops when your...

  • A Benefit Of The Doubt

    Read A Benefit Of The Doubt I was trying to convince him that he should apply for SNAP so that he wouldn't have to sp...

  • Repo-cussions

    Read Repo-cussions Me: "Why, what happened to your car?" Friend: "It was stolen!" Me: "Oh no! Did you report it to th...

  • Screening Callers

    Read Screening Callers We fix phone screens. Caller: "I need you to fix my window screen." Me: "Window, as in a windo...

  • Untitled

    Read Ever since I can remember, my older brothers were big time show-offs. In school they were the cocky and popular ...

  • Names Have Been Replaced With Places(Holders)

    Read Names Have Been Replaced With Places(Holders) When I was at University, I once had a housemate whose surname in ...

  • Anal-gesic

    Read Anal-gesic Patient: "Well, yeah, the pills I got last time were huge! I have to break them in half to swallow th...

  • Untitled

    Read As my dad worked for the German ambassy, I used to live in the United Arab Emirates and went to a German school ...

  • Untitled

    Read We went to Albania for a holiday, and being our first time, I pre-booked a taxi from the airport through a trave...