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  • Pie High Pricing

    Read Pie High Pricing The customer pays, and doesn't say anything. I give them their change, give them a pager, and t...

  • Huddle Trouble

    Read Huddle Trouble Duty Manager #1: "[My Name]! Huddle time, over by [Department]! Drop everything and head there!" ...

  • The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 36

    Read The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 36 Caller: "We don't need the pizzas anymore. We want a refund." Norma...

  • Soupervision Required

    Read Soupervision Required One day, I was watching the production and canning of chicken soup and noticed the line wa...

  • Rotisseriously?

    Read Rotisseriously? Customer: "Where’s the last chicken?!" Me: "As I warned you, ma’am, another customer wanted it a...

  • Flipping Ridiculous

    Read Flipping Ridiculous Customer: "Can I get the pancakes?" Me: "Sure, how do you want 'em?" I ask this as we have m...

  • It’s Just Not Clicking

    Read It’s Just Not Clicking Me: "Okay, I need you to double-click [Certain Folder]." Senior VP: "It's not opening." M...

  • A Very Short Paper Trail

    Read A Very Short Paper Trail Customer: "Where's the paper?" We are both standing next to the stationery supplies sec...

  • Scoring In International Sport Has Exchange Rates

    Read Scoring In International Sport Has Exchange Rates The USA is playing Paraguay in their first 2026 World Cup matc...

  • The School Of Hard Spines

    Read The School Of Hard Spines Years ago, as tourist season was ending, my father found himself getting a coffee in a...

  • H2-Oh No…, Part 2

    Read H2-Oh No…, Part 2 Customer: "Can you tell me where this water was bottled?" I look at the label on the back. Me:...

  • Untitled

    Read We have a client who did his taxes in early January. It’s now March and he hasn’t got his refund yet, but what h...

  • The Walking Dread

    Read The Walking Dread A patient walks in. I don't like her; she uses fatuities like "Thank you, dear," and "That's w...

  • Untitled

    Read I am the subject of https://notalwaysright.com/its-hard-out-here-on-the-spectrum/287941/ this story. I also wrot...

  • Untitled

    Read Many years ago my dear Mother-In-Law was caregiver for my Father-In-Law as he progressed through Alzheimer’s. Sh...

  • This Story Has An Upside

    Read This Story Has An Upside Caller: "I need an Eee-whoa cable. Do you guys carry those?" Me: "I'm sorry, a what cab...

  • Untitled

    Read As I read this story today https://notalwaysright.com/my-knight-in-shining-armor-is-me/361628/ , my mind went ba...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m in a meeting regarding an employee that has revealed a health issue. Our office manager has started writing ...

  • Banking On Intimidation

    Read Banking On Intimidation I was a bank teller for a couple of years. I remember this guy came in to cash a check t...

  • Untitled

    Read (I work outdoors and it’s a very hot day out, with the evil sun blazing and cooking everyone and everything. We’...