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  • Wii Hate Small Print Too, But Don’t Shoot the Messenger!

    Read Wii Hate Small Print Too, But Don’t Shoot the Messenger! Customer: *Walks right up to me and ignores my greeting...

  • A Solid Comeback

    Read A Solid Comeback Me: "Can I get that bottle for you? You got pretty muddy feet, and I just cleaned the floor." G...

  • Customer, Meat Your Match

    Read Customer, Meat Your Match Customer: "You said I could pick any meat as a replacement!" Me: "Yes, sir, but just o...

  • Instead Of Picking Up Conversations, Pick Up The Pace!

    Read Instead Of Picking Up Conversations, Pick Up The Pace! I was standing in line at a sandwich chain store on our c...

  • Saying Pasta La Vista To Menu Substitutions

    Read Saying Pasta La Vista To Menu Substitutions Our Italian restaurant owner retired and passed on ownership to his ...

  • When Not Always Working Meets Not Always Related

    Read When Not Always Working Meets Not Always Related Whenever I was sick and had to stay home from school, Dad would...

  • Key-p Your Eyes Open

    Read Key-p Your Eyes Open My friend and I are driving to college together; she's driving. Suddenly, out of nowhere, s...

  • The Solution Is Clickbait

    Read The Solution Is Clickbait Caller: "I run a small business; I don't have time to read emails!" Me: "Which is why ...

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    Read My husband (33) is the middle of three. His parents have given up on the eldest (35) getting married and/or havi...

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    Read (For the sake of the story, let’s say that my name is Marissa and my initials are MG.) (I am pretty popular wher...

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    Read I work in a primary school in England – my class are 8-9 years old, and they’re really sweet. My headteacher has...

  • Lettuce All Just Calm Down

    Read Lettuce All Just Calm Down I got a family in my section. The dad, looking vaguely disgusted that he had to talk ...

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    Read I have started at a new firm and been here for roughly a year when this happened. I work on the office side in t...

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    Read This happens when I go to get my ID after the events in https://notalwaysright.com/round-and-round-a-brazillian-...

  • Manufacturing Confusion

    Read Manufacturing Confusion Caller: "Hi, I placed an order with you guys two months ago. It hasn't arrived yet, and ...

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    Read *One of my coworkers was very sweet, but sometimes a little awkward. We were talking about genealogy.* Her: “I’m...

  • Try To Key-P Up

    Read Try To Key-P Up I worked in a repair shop. A customer had lost her keys to her scooter. She had us pick up the s...

  • Read The Room… And The Menu!

    Read Read The Room… And The Menu! Customer: "If you don't verbally read the menu to me, then you're discriminating ag...

  • Restaurant Drama Is Always Hot And Saucy

    Read Restaurant Drama Is Always Hot And Saucy Customer: "Why am I being charged extra for the extra sauces!?" Me: "It...

  • That’s A Call Order

    Read That’s A Call Order Caller: "Can you forward me to her?" Me: "She no longer works here, so no. I can give you th...