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  • Untitled

    Read I have been working as a delivery driver for Amazon for many years. When I was gainfully employed by other compa...

  • Untitled

    Read I’ve just finished ringing out a customer, who has purchased a few relatively small items. Our store uses plasti...

  • Kilo Me Softly

    Read Kilo Me Softly Me: "Your kilogram of sausages, madam." Customer: "Why have you given me two?!" Me: "I just wrapp...

  • Untitled

    Read This story was relayed to me by my mom. She always buys certain soft drink bottles that is a knock-off from a mo...

  • R U Sure?

    Read R U Sure? Me: "Ma'am, I can't take that item." Customer: "Why not? It's a toy d*** it!" Me: "It's a Target exclu...

  • This Should Be A Piece Of Cake, But…

    Read This Should Be A Piece Of Cake, But… Customer: "Please write 'Happy Birthday Kathy'." Me: "Okay, and how do you ...

  • Door Dashed A Mile Away

    Read Door Dashed A Mile Away Caller: "My service doesn't work in my new house." Me: "Oh, did you move?" Caller: "No, ...

  • Perk Of Hypocrisy

    Read Perk Of Hypocrisy Gladys: "Ugh! Back from smoking again? A filthy habit!" Tim: "Never said it was otherwise." Gl...

  • Las Vegas Strip-ped

    Read Las Vegas Strip-ped Me: "Hey, [Manager], why was there a robe in the filing cupboard?" Manager: "For the, uh, se...

  • That’s One Heckuva Hotspot!

    Read That’s One Heckuva Hotspot! Realtor: "And the signal here is real good. The wifi can go out for miles." Me: *Sto...

  • How To Get A Police Escort

    Read How To Get A Police Escort I get pulled over by the police, but I'm not sure why. Officer: "Can I see your ID?" ...

  • Drinking Without ID Is Very Old Fashioned

    Read Drinking Without ID Is Very Old Fashioned Me: "Can I see some ID?" Woman: "Come on. I'm fifty, and I look it." I...

  • One Sick Upgrade

    Read One Sick Upgrade I'm talking to my supervisor: Me: "…so I'll get back to work as soon as I can with my doctor's ...

  • Buttoned Up Early

    Read Buttoned Up Early Me: "No, don't press that one or you'll hang up on me. This one is BELOW the touch screen. The...

  • Signed, Sealed, Devoured

    Read Signed, Sealed, Devoured Organizations pay us, we pay the vendors, and the vendors handle the food. Most of the ...

  • Pickle Panic

    Read Pickle Panic A customer is in front of me in the line at the Golden Arches. I hear him whispering over and over ...

  • Now That’s A Light-Weight Console

    Read Now That’s A Light-Weight Console Teen #1: "I want to sell my PS1. How much can I get for it?" Me: "Depends, is ...

  • Sketchy Schedule

    Read Sketchy Schedule I called on Sunday to check if I’m scheduled. Nope nothing. I called on Thursday again, just to...

  • Not Park Or Holy Grounds

    Read Not Park Or Holy Grounds Me: "Hi, can I help you?" Person: "No, I'm just looking." Me: "Well, actually, this is ...

  • Let’s Hope The Store Has A Lost And Found

    Read Let’s Hope The Store Has A Lost And Found Mom: "Your dad with you?" Me: "No, he went on ahead. I'm about to go c...