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  • When You’re Just A Pencil Pusher

    Read When You’re Just A Pencil Pusher Boss: "John, what school did you go to?" John: "The University of Sheffield." B...

  • Very Hair Apparent

    Read Very Hair Apparent A man in his late forties asked me to help him with something on a lower shelf. I bent over, ...

  • Flat Out Confused

    Read Flat Out Confused Niece #1: "Where are the stairs?" Me: "There aren't any." Niece #2: "How do you get upstairs?"...

  • Train Of Thought That Would Work?!

    Read Train Of Thought That Would Work?! Guy: "Uh, you’re sitting in my seat." Me: *Checking ticket.* "Seats x and y, ...

  • Okay, But You Don’t Get Seconds

    Read Okay, But You Don’t Get Seconds I've just brewed a fresh pot of coffee. At that moment, a customer walks in and ...

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    Read A small group of people and I are waiting at a bus stop served by both local and express busses. We see a bus ap...

  • A Spoonful of Context Helps The Medicine Go Down

    Read A Spoonful of Context Helps The Medicine Go Down I teach kindergarten, and this happened about a year ago. One M...

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    Read This story https://notalwaysright.com/sorry-customers-you-do-not-get-a-seat-at-this-table/359161/ Reminds me of ...

  • When People See Words And Give Up

    Read When People See Words And Give Up A kid brings me his laptop, saying he's trying to launch a program, but a pop-...

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    Read Years ago I visited London with my (then) boyfriend. We were tourists to the city, but both British and it wasn’...

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    Read So… this is a new one for me and also a new one for my 20 years in management at this company manager. What exac...

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    Read A double whammy for you of 2 short stories of the worst coworkers I had while working at a dollar store. The fir...

  • When They Learn The Truth, They’re Gonna Have A Meltdown

    Read When They Learn The Truth, They’re Gonna Have A Meltdown Me: "What drink with that?" Customer: "Coke, but no ice...

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    Read I worked at a certain orange-colored hardware and home improvement store as a cashier. I was pretty good with my...

  • Too Chicken To Be Vegetarian

    Read Too Chicken To Be Vegetarian A lady comes in and says she's ordering a personal-sized pizza. Customer: "I'm a ve...

  • Chorizo-No-No, Part 3

    Read Chorizo-No-No, Part 3 Customer: "I want that pork sausage, seasoned with paprika and garlic." Me: "Oh, the chori...

  • The Freshman Flowchart

    Read The Freshman Flowchart I live in a college town with a lot of fraternity/sorority houses. A girl came to our plu...

  • A Stormy Reception To Your Sunny Outlook

    Read A Stormy Reception To Your Sunny Outlook Director: "Listen, I understand why you did it, but you must know this:...

  • When It’s All Electronics, None Of It Is…

    Read When It’s All Electronics, None Of It Is… Me: "Thank you for calling Best Buy, your home of all things electroni...

  • The Enemy Of My Enemy

    Read The Enemy Of My Enemy [Manager #1] is not particularly friendly, specifically toward me. I don’t know why or how...