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Read That’s How Californians Roll Customer: "I want the California rolls, but without the crab." Me: "So, did you wan...
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Read When I graduated from college I ended up renting a room in a women’s house to save from money. My landlord was a...
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Read Landing The Lesson The first time Maddie jumped on my back, I said: Me: "Hey! That's dangerous! If you jump me b...
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Read Another Reason To Hate Mondays Caller: "I don't want to wear my hearing aid. Talk loud, please." Me: *As loud as...
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Read After I got my first and only retail job I was out shopping some place on vacation with my older sibling and cou...
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Read One of my first jobs was at a pretty infamous corporation that had a reputation of hiring just about anybody. As...
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Read Honk If You Want A Nice Story For Once Me: "Hey, how can I help you today?" Happy: "So, it's pretty silly, but c...
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Read When I was 11, I spent my spring break in Mexico with my biological father and brother. At one point we were cam...
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Read I’m at the local bookstore looking for a particular murder logic puzzle book (think Clue but in book form). I lo...
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Read Console Yourself In Knowing That You Tried Customer: "No, I don't want the Nintendo thing, I just want the game....
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Read Some colleagues were discussing flights and exchanging tips. The topic landed on the security instructions and h...
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Read The Macchiato Masquerade Customer: "I want an upside-down vanilla latte with caramel drizzle." My coworker (a ve...
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Read Acting Like A Half-Pair Prince Customer: "Can I only buy one sock?" Me: "Sorry, we only sell them as pairs." Cus...
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Read Queue The Comeback Customer: "Table for six." Owner: "Can I get your name? The waitlist is about an hour." She t...
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Read An Unauthorized Deposit Manager: "So… I'm reviewing the latest batch of bad reviews. The usual BS they think we ...
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Read Surprised They Didn’t Say There Was A Fly In Their Soup Customer: "There's a hair in my meal." Coworker: "May I ...
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Read Zero Sum Game I got a letter from my state's unemployment department that I had been overpaid, and owed money. I...
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Read That Went Sofa In The Wrong Direction Caller: "I got rid of the old couch, obviously! Right after I placed the o...
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Read Trying To Fob You Off Office Lady: "No, I gave you a key with the fob." Me: "Ma'am, the only thing I was given w...
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Read Will Flip When They Realize Me: "No screen and no buttons? That's odd. Can you read the make and model from the ...