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  • Time Is A Bitter Pill To Swallow

    Read Time Is A Bitter Pill To Swallow Customer: "How long is the wait?" Me: "About twenty minutes." Customer: "I was ...

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    Read We have a regular customer who nearly always orders the same thing, so everyone knows who she is. One day I am o...

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    Read Unreasonable boss: “We need you to come in to work.” Me: “No.” Unreasonable boss: “Why not?” Me: “It’s my day of...

  • A Big Spicy Mayo No No, Part 2

    Read A Big Spicy Mayo No No, Part 2 Me: "Cool, so this is our baked page, the baked salmon is—" Customer: "—NOT SPICY...

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    Read Several years ago, the apartment complex i lived in was getting the halfway carpets redone. I don’t know where t...

  • How Many Bald Eagles Per Freedom Credit?

    Read How Many Bald Eagles Per Freedom Credit? Some guy starts to use our street-side ATM, but quickly looks annoyed a...

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    Read I am in a clothing store with my mom. My mom is trying clothes on in the dressing room and I’m waiting with the ...

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    Read A few months ago when I went to pick up a prescription at my pharmacy the pharmacy tech complimented me on my ey...

  • Making Sense Of Nothing

    Read Making Sense Of Nothing Waiter: "Customer wants to complain." Manager: "About what?" Waiter: "She doesn't like h...

  • Not Exactly A Prints Charming

    Read Not Exactly A Prints Charming Customer: "I want [decent-sized print job]. I'll need it done immediately." Me: "N...

  • Chance Of Them Understanding Is Below Zero

    Read Chance Of Them Understanding Is Below Zero I worked at a call center for a credit union. I had a customer call i...

  • A Friendly Reminder To Get That Coworker A Cookie

    Read A Friendly Reminder To Get That Coworker A Cookie One of my managers is a big fan of "friendly reminder" emails....

  • Unexpected Comeback In The Bagging Area

    Read Unexpected Comeback In The Bagging Area I've just moved to a new neighborhood, and I'm walking into the local gr...

  • A Window Of Opportunity

    Read A Window Of Opportunity Coworker: "Okay, but why are we getting this briefing? Did someone do that and get injur...

  • Developing A Grudge

    Read Developing A Grudge Customer: "This is a picture of my husband and me and some friends on our front lawn during ...

  • Sub-Zero Tolerance

    Read Sub-Zero Tolerance Boss: "You can't be serious! You're basically across the street. Surely, you can walk." Me: "...

  • PIN-Headed, Part 35

    Read PIN-Headed, Part 35 Me: "Does your card use a PIN?" Customer: *Loudly.* "1234!" Me: *Winces.* Read PIN-Headed, P...

  • When The Bug Report Reported Back

    Read When The Bug Report Reported Back For background, when Jessica started working at this company, her manager, Bob...

  • Grin And Bear It

    Read Grin And Bear It Customer: "Does the discount come off at the end?" Me: "What discount, sir?" Customer: *Smiling...

  • One Rep Max

    Read One Rep Max I worked at a gym. An old man came over from the locker room and approached me. Gym Member: "I don't...