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  • Grape Expectations, Part 2

    Read Grape Expectations, Part 2 I had a customer at my wine tasting room, and I walked her and her group around and e...

  • Eau My God, It’s Included

    Read Eau My God, It’s Included A customer has tried a few sample perfumes and has settled on one she likes. Me: "Awes...

  • Standing To Pay, Not Standing Trial

    Read Standing To Pay, Not Standing Trial Waitress: "Stop them! Those stupid kids didn't pay!" The cop looked at her f...

  • Giga-ntic Misunderstanding

    Read Giga-ntic Misunderstanding In the mid 1990s era of home computing, I was explaining to a couple the benefits of ...

  • How To Be Properly Improper

    Read How To Be Properly Improper We have a coworker who is very proper, dresses smart every day (even though we're a ...

  • Should Have Tapped Out Way Earlier

    Read Should Have Tapped Out Way Earlier Customer: "The card reader isn't working." Me: "You haven't scanned anything ...

  • Time To Paws The Meeting

    Read Time To Paws The Meeting They're about an hour into the meeting, and one of the assistants walks over to the mee...

  • A Calculated Comeback, Part 2

    Read A Calculated Comeback, Part 2 Customer: "Oh, look, another one who can't do basic math. Did you drop out of coll...

  • Phishin’ For Trouble, Part 2

    Read Phishin’ For Trouble, Part 2 Coworker: "I had this e-mail show up, and I can't get into it. It says something ab...

  • Tithe To Go Home

    Read Tithe To Go Home Customer's Daughter: "Oh my god! Dad! It's almost ten!" Customer: "So?" Customer's Daughter: "T...

  • This Issue Is Sizing Up

    Read This Issue Is Sizing Up Me: "I'm sorry, ma'am, but they're sold out in that size." Caller: "You're just some ski...

  • Properly Fur-nished

    Read Properly Fur-nished Homeowner: "So, I saw my house listing." Coworker: "I put it up this morning. Hopefully, we ...

  • Ve-gone!, Part 3

    Read Ve-gone!, Part 3 Customer: "I'm a vegan, and this menu isn't very helpful! You should have a separate vegan menu...

  • Dad Missed The Exit

    Read Dad Missed The Exit My dad is driving into town, with me in the passenger seat. He kept complaining about beggar...

  • Take A Stand On Taking A Seat

    Read Take A Stand On Taking A Seat I, an able-bodied forty-something, am climbing into a motorized cart at the entran...

  • Pay Your Contract Before Contractions

    Read Pay Your Contract Before Contractions Me: "Uh, are you okay, ma'am?" Caller: "Oh, yeah, I'm just havin' a baby."...

  • Untitled

    Read My now-husband is former Navy, recently so at the time of this story. It wasn’t exactly the great and honorable ...

  • Untitled

    Read I (female) am getting the cable installed in my new apartment and the technician is setting up the router. He ge...

  • Untitled

    Read The site is an hour away from completion after months of long hard work. We went above and beyond, even with a 5...

  • We Offer No Plan For That Attitude

    Read We Offer No Plan For That Attitude Each question seemed to make him angrier and angrier. He started insulting me...