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Read (I once lived with/dated a special kind of idiot. Now that I am several years removed, I can laugh at some of hi...
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Read One time when we were still in school, my best friend [BFF] and I wanted to earn a little extra cash so we could...
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Read Disappointed With The Fabric Of Reality Customer: "I want to return this t-shirt." Me: "May I ask why?" Read Dis...
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Read I work in security. We have a very young female coworker who is an absolute one-of-a-kind when it comes to mobil...
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Read Complaint Recursion Sign: "Customers beware: Managers who are only summoned to repeat store policy that has been...
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Read Powered By Wishful Thinking Me: "What did you use to charge it?" Customer: "It should come charged." Me: "So you...
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Read Should Have A “No Backup” Plan Me: "Sir, we don’t have any in the back, of it’s not on the shelf, we’re sold out...
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Read The Pie’s The Limit Cashier: "What are you getting?" Me: "Can I get one apple pie, please?" *I hold out my coupo...
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Read Can’t Resist A Fire Sale The fire alarm has gone off in the store, so I am telling the customers in my vicinity ...
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Read Pass And Furious Boss: "I'm a guest at the hotel, and I'm trying to drive out for the evening, and it's saying I...
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Read The Cake Is Real, The Coke Is A Lie Me: "Sir, I literally cannot make a soda for you." Customer: "I'd like to sp...
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Read Turned Out To Be An Uplifting Experience One day, we were servicing a pretty new vehicle, one that was still on ...
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Read Making It Salmon-else’s Problem Customer: "Can I ask for some suggestions on something healthy?" Me: "For that, ...
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Read The Situation Is Static This poor guy has had five different laptops, docking stations, and monitor sets from bo...
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Read We Are Going To Give You… The Chance To Leave With Some Dignity Customer: "What are you gonna do for me?" Manage...
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Read How Do I Explain This Shrimply Customer: "Excuse me, I ordered the garlic shrimp pasta, but it's not good." Me: ...
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Read Too Few To Chew Me: "That's weird. We should still have twenty more lunch sacks. [Coworker]? Is there another bo...
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Read Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 30 Customer: "The machine isn't dispensing ice!" Me: "We know. A rep...
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Read Getting Both Sides Of The Story Brother-In-Law: "I'm dyslexic." Mother-In-Law: "He was dyslexic. Now he’s in col...
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Read French Toasted/Roasted We’re on a very crowded bus in Nice, and my spouse starts hyperventilating. I start givin...