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Read Grape Expectations, Part 2 I had a customer at my wine tasting room, and I walked her and her group around and e...
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Read Eau My God, It’s Included A customer has tried a few sample perfumes and has settled on one she likes. Me: "Awes...
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Read Standing To Pay, Not Standing Trial Waitress: "Stop them! Those stupid kids didn't pay!" The cop looked at her f...
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Read Giga-ntic Misunderstanding In the mid 1990s era of home computing, I was explaining to a couple the benefits of ...
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Read How To Be Properly Improper We have a coworker who is very proper, dresses smart every day (even though we're a ...
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Read Should Have Tapped Out Way Earlier Customer: "The card reader isn't working." Me: "You haven't scanned anything ...
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Read Time To Paws The Meeting They're about an hour into the meeting, and one of the assistants walks over to the mee...
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Read A Calculated Comeback, Part 2 Customer: "Oh, look, another one who can't do basic math. Did you drop out of coll...
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Read Phishin’ For Trouble, Part 2 Coworker: "I had this e-mail show up, and I can't get into it. It says something ab...
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Read Tithe To Go Home Customer's Daughter: "Oh my god! Dad! It's almost ten!" Customer: "So?" Customer's Daughter: "T...
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Read This Issue Is Sizing Up Me: "I'm sorry, ma'am, but they're sold out in that size." Caller: "You're just some ski...
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Read Properly Fur-nished Homeowner: "So, I saw my house listing." Coworker: "I put it up this morning. Hopefully, we ...
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Read Ve-gone!, Part 3 Customer: "I'm a vegan, and this menu isn't very helpful! You should have a separate vegan menu...
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Read Dad Missed The Exit My dad is driving into town, with me in the passenger seat. He kept complaining about beggar...
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Read Take A Stand On Taking A Seat I, an able-bodied forty-something, am climbing into a motorized cart at the entran...
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Read Pay Your Contract Before Contractions Me: "Uh, are you okay, ma'am?" Caller: "Oh, yeah, I'm just havin' a baby."...
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Read My now-husband is former Navy, recently so at the time of this story. It wasn’t exactly the great and honorable ...
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Read I (female) am getting the cable installed in my new apartment and the technician is setting up the router. He ge...
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Read The site is an hour away from completion after months of long hard work. We went above and beyond, even with a 5...
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Read We Offer No Plan For That Attitude Each question seemed to make him angrier and angrier. He started insulting me...