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  • Losing A Customer, Not Sleep

    Read Losing A Customer, Not Sleep Customer: "I don't have the discount card, but it should be on file." Cashier: "We ...

  • Untitled

    Read (I carpooled with some college friends to another friend’s wedding downstate. The morning of, we are in the brea...

  • Explaining Insurance Is Taxing

    Read Explaining Insurance Is Taxing I work in car insurance. One of the areas I was working in had a huge uptick in a...

  • Can Some Of Them Even Count To Fifty?

    Read Can Some Of Them Even Count To Fifty? Sign: Hawaii is a state in the United States, so you're still in America. ...

  • They Want A Power Sour

    Read They Want A Power Sour Me: "Hmm, I thought I saw them in the candy aisle yesterday. Let's have a look." The cust...

  • Losing The Wrap Battle

    Read Losing The Wrap Battle Me: "New forks?" Cafeteria Worker: "Yeah, too many complaints." Me: "So, a different biod...

  • This Roll Is Lit

    Read This Roll Is Lit I work at a sushi restaurant, and we have a special roll that we set on fire when we bring it o...

  • Break-neck Speed

    Read Break-neck Speed Manager: "Shouldn't your break be over by now?" Me: "Yes." Manager: "So why are you not at your...

  • Learning Curve Ahead

    Read Learning Curve Ahead A customer at our airport car rental place is looking to rent a car, so we're going through...

  • Money Doesn’t Grow In ATMs

    Read Money Doesn’t Grow In ATMs I'm an ATM service tech. I get a call from a bank manager. Bank Manager: "So, the ATM...

  • About To Have A Tempura Tantrum

    Read About To Have A Tempura Tantrum A group of teenagers has sat down in a booth in our sushi restaurant. They're al...

  • Powerless To Help

    Read Powerless To Help Cousin: "Hey, [My Name], I’ve been working on this for a couple of hours. Can you help me fix ...

  • This Customer Is A Different Kettle Of Fish

    Read This Customer Is A Different Kettle Of Fish Me: "Would you like cod or walleye?" Customer: "What’s the differenc...

  • Milk It For All It’s Worth

    Read Milk It For All It’s Worth Customer: "Excuse me, where's the condescending milk?" Me: "…Do you mean condensed mi...

  • The Sweet Taste Of Defeat

    Read The Sweet Taste Of Defeat Worker: "Do you want anything written on it?" Guy: "No, just the cake is fine. Lost a ...

  • Driving Thru That Story

    Read Driving Thru That Story Customer: "I've just been through your drive-thru, and you didn't give me my nuggets! I ...

  • Have You Tried Laughing Over Spilled Milk?

    Read Have You Tried Laughing Over Spilled Milk? I come to the kitchen to see an open four-litre milk bottle on the fl...

  • The Adoption Is Complete

    Read The Adoption Is Complete I lay down to get some shut-eye in our living room, as I didn't have a good sleep last ...

  • The Ace Of Misunderstanding

    Read The Ace Of Misunderstanding Me: "Do you have a store card?" Customer: "Yes." He hands me a card for a different ...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m working as a delivery person, and have a sack of big heavy packages to deliver to a business. A very nice ma...