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  • Some Customers Need To Chill

    Read Some Customers Need To Chill Customer: "How am I supposed to drink my Coke with no ice!?" Me: "The Coke cans we ...

  • Comma Meets Karma

    Read Comma Meets Karma A minute or so later, one of our coworkers, who is a stickler for correct grammar (she even ca...

  • If The Shoe Fits…, Part 14

    Read If The Shoe Fits…, Part 14 Customer: "This shoe is too small! You moron! I thought you said this is my size!" Th...

  • A Kernel Of Truth

    Read A Kernel Of Truth Manager: "[Coworker], look! I bought this popcorn for you! It's gluten-free!" Coworker: "...it...

  • It’s Been Ink-rypted

    Read It’s Been Ink-rypted An older customer is completing a transaction. The digital capture pad prompts for a signat...

  • Putting The Power Into Power Tools

    Read Putting The Power Into Power Tools Me: "Excuse me, gents, but whoever of you drives that car there, could they m...

  • Wasn’t Expecting The Nutty Plot Twist

    Read Wasn’t Expecting The Nutty Plot Twist Diner #1: "I only have ten dollars in my wallet." Diner #2: "Huh? But you ...

  • Don’t Bank On Finding A Winning Solution

    Read Don’t Bank On Finding A Winning Solution Seconds after I clocked out, I got an email from my manager, saying my ...

  • Looking For A Book (En)Title(Ment)

    Read Looking For A Book (En)Title(Ment) Me: "West Virginia? You're calling a store in Maryland." Caller: "Well, they ...

  • Cancel Culturally Deficient

    Read Cancel Culturally Deficient Caller: *Angry.* "What the f*** is this reminder fee on my account?!" Me: "That's a ...

  • Dialing Up The Past

    Read Dialing Up The Past Coworker: "—Kids today are so spoiled." *To his son.* "Do you know how lucky you are?" Cowor...

  • A Storm Of Entitlement, Part 10

    Read A Storm Of Entitlement, Part 10 I work at an insurance agency. Literally the day before a major hurricane makes ...

  • SMS = Social Media Service

    Read SMS = Social Media Service Teen #1: "I texted mom to ask her if she wanted the regular ranch or the brand that's...

  • Croak and Dagger

    Read Croak and Dagger I live with two other housemates in a pretty rural, swampy part of the country. I'm in my room,...

  • Bridge Over Troubled Data

    Read Bridge Over Troubled Data Customer: "I want to transfer the information from my old phone to my new one." Me: "I...

  • Untitled

    Read [In high school, I taught myself the BASIC computer language for the TRS-80. So when I got to college, I was fai...

  • Untitled

    Read I vividly remember my high school graduation for all the wrong reasons. The event itself was frustrating for me ...

  • Untitled

    Read Been reading stories on the female period, and my wife is currently on hers, so this is very current. We’ve been...

  • When Suite Turns Sour

    Read When Suite Turns Sour Guest: "I want an upgrade tomorrow." He’s here about eight nights. Me: "Unfortunately, an ...

  • Untitled

    Read (I once lived with/dated a special kind of idiot. Now that I am several years removed, I can laugh at some of hi...