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    Read Like all of us, I get scam calls. Most of mine get filtered, but one day while at the office, I get a call from ...

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    Read I have submitted several stories about my pain in the rear mother in law including this one ( https://notalwaysr...

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    Read I’m doing tours through an old part of the city. It’s a walking tour of supposedly haunted buildings for Hallowe...

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    Read I worked in a call center back in the precambrian age of ADSL. An man in his mid-90s called over a cell phone, w...

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    Read I’m at a store where all the employees where distinctive red vests with white targets on the back and front. I’m...

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    Read Many years ago I worked as an office temp during summer breaks. At the time of this story, I’m spending a few da...

  • To Topping It All Off

    Read To Topping It All Off Me: "Okay, sir, that will be $5." Customer: "No! It's $3!" Me: "Each extra topping is fift...

  • Their Travel Section Must Be Enormous

    Read Their Travel Section Must Be Enormous A woman walks up to the bookstore's info desk and asks: Customer: "Where a...

  • A Side Of TMI

    Read A Side Of TMI Manager: "How can I help you tonight, ma'am?" Me: "I swear I don't usually do this, but I think yo...

  • Gluten For Punishment

    Read Gluten For Punishment Customer: "I'm gluten-free." Me: "Well, we have some bottles of gluten-free beer available...

  • Managing The Exit Strategy

    Read Managing The Exit Strategy I've sent an angry customer to speak to the manager. The conversation seems surprisin...

  • When Their Confidence Is More Sufficient Than Their Funds

    Read When Their Confidence Is More Sufficient Than Their Funds A customer's debit card gets declined. Customer: "Can ...

  • H2-Slow, Part 34

    Read H2-Slow, Part 34 This particular day, the sergeant told a private to refill the trash can with water. Private: "...

  • This Is A Big Dill

    Read This Is A Big Dill Me: "Sir, you told me you're allergic to pickles, yes?" Customer: "Yes." Me: "That dish comes...

  • X Does Not Mark The Spot

    Read X Does Not Mark The Spot Finally, I went to park close to the venue and paid for parking until the time it was f...

  • Connected Via Boo-tooth

    Read Connected Via Boo-tooth Customer: "I need to return this PS5 controller." Me: "What's the reason for the return?...

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    Read I was working as a customer care agent for a local well known retailer in SW Ohio. I had a customer call in abou...

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    Read [All through our dating & engagement, I’ve had a full beard and a long hair that I usually kept in a 6 inch pony...

  • Penny Wise, Hour Foolish

    Read Penny Wise, Hour Foolish Caller: "I realized I put the wrong account number, so I stopped the transfer." Me: "Th...

  • A Step Too Far

    Read A Step Too Far He asks all these questions about which one I think is better and whether I recommend one or the ...