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Read There’s No Thinking Happening Outside This Box Customer: "Wow, it must be cramped in there." Me: *Confused.* "Wh...
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Read A Double Take Counter Lady: "Well, no need to ask about your relationship; you're clearly his dad." Awkward. I g...
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Read The Ups And Downs Of Retail A customer approaches me at my counter. We're on the top floor of the department sto...
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Read I.D. Rather Not Cashier: "Can I see some ID?" Customer: "Why?" Cashier: "Your card is asking me to." Customer: "...
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Read This Is Why You Don’t Dine By Algorithm Customer: "Oh, I don't like onion. Instead of the onion soup, could I ge...
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Read Technical Debt Collectors Several months later, I was promoted and asked for a raise to go with my promotion. Th...
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Read Cream, Sugar, And Sour Grapes Customer: "What's going on out there?" Me: "It's the annual Pride parade today." C...
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Read Sorry, Only One Cliché A Day, Please A guy brings a sealed internet router box into the store. Customer: "I boug...
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Read Exhaust-ing Hobby I worked an overnight security shift. There was a parking garage on site under the building I ...
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Read All Knowing Meets All No-ing Customer: "I need a refund on this." Me: "That's not a brand that we sell. Customer...
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Read Whoop, There It Is! Dad: "They sing 'Simple sister got whooping cough'. It sounds like something from the Chauce...
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Read Slices Of History Me: "It's the best thing since sliced bread." Friend: "Ugh. I hate that expression. It makes n...
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Read Worst Game Of Twenty Questions Ever Customer: "It keeps giving me some weird message!" I follow her over to the ...
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Read My wife has asked me to pick her up a sandwich from the deli on my way home. While I wait, I see that her first ...
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Read Can’t See The Forest For The Tree I work as a groundskeeper at a school. I'll sometimes chat to the parents duri...
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Read I am posting this as the bad customer, because I need too for my own sense of penance. I will start by saying, I...
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Read I was about 7, and my teacher was absent, so we got a sub. Now, in this class, we had a “strike” system. If you ...
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Read ID Rather Not You have to be eighteen to drink in the UK, and you have to carry valid ID. You know what's NOT a ...
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Read A few years ago, a doctor opened a practice and wanted to buy a piece of medical equipment. I’m in sales and sen...
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Read I seriously thought this was just an urban legend. About half an hour after everyone finished their lunch breaks...