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Read Yvonne Gone Girl The next night, same thing. He'd demand to speak to Yvonne, Mom would tell him he had the wrong...
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Read Google Platinum: Now THAT’S Where The Good Search Is At… Me: "Are you using Google Chrome?" Caller: "Nah, I'm ju...
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Read [I was meeting my fianceé’s family who live in Maine. My surname is fairly rare, and rhymes with a rude curse wo...
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Read My brother, parents and I were in Tennessee for my grandma’s funeral. Before the viewing at the church we stoppe...
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Read Just Say ‘Forty-Two’ And Be Done With It Caller: "Hi, can I ask you a question?" Me: "You sure can, go ahead?" C...
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Read [I had scheduled to get my windshield replaced on Saturday because I’d gotten too many chips in it. On Friday ev...
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Read A few years ago, I was in Manchester preparing for an important exam. Our study group was trying to revise toget...
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Read Color Me Creeped Out Me: "Hi, welcome to [Fast Food] place. What can I—" Customer: "Are you Lebanese? Because I ...
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Read I went to a private school for middle and high school. It was set up so that the seniors would plan all of the m...
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Read I was checking out when the cashier commented on my purchase. “Bruchtal. Nice.” Seeing my puzzled look, he point...
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Read But I Would Drive Five Thousand Miles, And I Would Drive Five Thousand More Me: "Take me to the airport." Taxi D...
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Read The Mall Is An Existential Threat Customer: "But if I'm in the mall, that means I can shop." Me: "Not at midnigh...
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Read Dog Gone It I'm a night auditor at a pet-friendly hotel. A woman comes down from her room in the middle of the n...
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Read A Dollar Debate Coworker: *Ringing me up.* "It'll probably be even more on sale tomorrow. You could wait and sav...
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Read Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 41 One lovely elderly woman always comes to mind when I thin...
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Read The Late Notice I've just come back from a week off. At 9 AM, I was visiting my first client of the day, whom I'...
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Read ID-ing A Crime Me: "Can I see some ID, please?" The customer shows me a paper driver's license. Me: "I'm sorry, ...
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Read Seen Live, But Alive? Me: "Oh, this is my current favourite band! They are called [Band Name]." Coworker: "Never...
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Read Using Your Words I'm a Middle Eastern-looking dude, but born in America, and I speak English just fine. A couple...
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Read Breadwinners And Losers One day, my boss hires a new person. No big deal, except my boss kept cutting my hours m...