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  • We Have A Little Sip-uation

    Read We Have A Little Sip-uation A customer comes into our 24-hour diner late at night. He was clearly slurring his s...

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    Read (My daughter’s class just had a test. Of course everyone is commenting.) Classmate: “Man, this test was so hard!...

  • Has Aptitude For Latitude

    Read Has Aptitude For Latitude I'm teaching my class a basic geography lesson, and explaining why days and nights can...

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    Read At my apartment complex we had a communal laundry on each floor to serve everyone on the floor. It was not coin ...

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    Read (I’m female and chatting with a male coworker. His family moved to Europe when he was a baby, so he attended sch...

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    Read There was a guy in my class who was known to be disruptive. The type of guy where maturity goes out the window. ...

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    Read I work for one of the large Supermarket chains in the UK as part of the Click and Collect team. This morning, I ...

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    Read This is the story of how I lost an eye. When I was little I participated in synchronized skating. As I grew olde...

  • ATM-pting To Avoid Taxes

    Read ATM-pting To Avoid Taxes Me: "Hi, sir, sorry, but our debit machine isn't working right now. Any transactions ha...

  • Shadow Of A Doubt

    Read Shadow Of A Doubt Husband: *Angry.* "Where the h*** are you sourcing the stone?! I thought you said it was all m...

  • Putting The Trainwreck Into Training

    Read Putting The Trainwreck Into Training Boss: "How's the situation with [Site]?" Me: "Same as last time. When the w...

  • Baggage In The Bagging Area

    Read Baggage In The Bagging Area A customer is getting the usual slew of self-checkout error messages: Self-Checkout:...

  • A No-Can-Dy Attitude

    Read A No-Can-Dy Attitude Customer: "I'm looking for sugar-free candy without any food dyes, organic, and sweetened w...

  • Taken To-Go Far

    Read Taken To-Go Far I had to step away to call someone. I was gone less than five minutes and came back to find my f...

  • Potty Mouth

    Read Potty Mouth My cousin is two years old and being potty-trained. She talked early and was quite intelligent. The ...

  • We’ve All Worked There At Some Point

    Read We’ve All Worked There At Some Point Brother: "I don't work here." Customer: "Stop lying! Yes, you do!" Brother:...

  • Should Have Seen That Twist Coming

    Read Should Have Seen That Twist Coming Me: "Can I interest anyone in a dessert?" Customer: "Ooh! Do you have those… ...

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    Read Like all of us, I get scam calls. Most of mine get filtered, but one day while at the office, I get a call from ...

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    Read I have submitted several stories about my pain in the rear mother in law including this one ( https://notalwaysr...

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    Read I’m doing tours through an old part of the city. It’s a walking tour of supposedly haunted buildings for Hallowe...