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Read Confessions From The Throne Room Customer: "I need to use the employee restroom." Me: "That's in an employee-onl...
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Read Making Mute Points This man was the master of using the mute button. We all knew to keep an ear out for when Mik...
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Read I Arthur C. What You Did There, Isaac! My wife and I are being sappy: Me: "You know, while I don't really believ...
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Read When Their Foundational Knowledge Isn’t Customer: "Can you tell me what shade of foundation I should wear? I hav...
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Read The Boyfriend(s) Hypothesis Me: *To my husband.* "I got a lot of weird looks from [Teacher] and [Teacher's Assis...
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Read He Wanted A Manager, I Wanted A Shower Creeper: "Would you believe that I'm single?" Me: "I'm not." Creeper: "Yo...
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Read Eggs-tra Large Misunderstanding A customer is holding a carton of eggs and asks: Customer: "How do the chickens ...
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Read (My oldest daughter has frankly terrible taste in boyfriends. Every single one she has brought home has been cra...
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Read Date Of Birth Control I'm in line to pick up my meds. There's a sign at the pharmacy counter: Sign: "Husbands! P...
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Read We have a five month old, a very opinionated cat, and rude dog. I inform my husband I want to own a betta fish a...
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Read An Alias With An Extra ‘S’ This guy walks up to the desk. Me: "Hello. Checking in?" Guest: "No. I need a new key...
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Read Had 3 men trying to check into my hotel. The boss of the group was using translate on their phone and already ha...
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Read For the reference of the story, I am gay, and the time, had a black boyfriend. I was working the service desk at...
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Read Fueled By Optimism A guy comes in with a gasoline canister. Customer: "I was here this morning to get this filed...
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Read I’m a new intern at a car manufacturer, meant to be helping make instruction manuals. My trainer is showing me a...
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Read I work for a state agency (think environmental department) and I essentially regulate the amount of pollutants e...
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Read The Butter Truth Customer: "I need brown butter. It's for a recipe!" Me: "Ma'am, that's not sold, it's something...
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Read The Dinosaur Who Cried Wolf Guest: "Why haven't they reintroduced the Newfoundland Wolf?" Me: "Well ma'am, they'...
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Read Are Queue Serious? The electronic gates at the airport show videos to the passengers of what to do. They show ac...
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Read OSHAaaht Up! Project Manager: "Okay, I hear we have to do this OSHA thing? It seems like a waste of time, to be ...