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  • Grassroots Crime Wave

    Read Grassroots Crime Wave Colleague: "Drive us to [Address] in [Village] for… uh… [uses the code for a stolen vehicl...

  • SELECT * FROM Disaster

    Read SELECT * FROM Disaster Out of nowhere, suddenly our servers started screaming at a pitch I don't ever want to he...

  • Overdressed And Underfunded

    Read Overdressed And Underfunded Me: "Your total is $22.30." Customer: "All I have is a $20." Me: "Did you want to ta...

  • Points Of Contention

    Read Points Of Contention Me: "I'm afraid that's not an active campaign anymore." Customer: "Well, you should let me ...

  • Better Late Than Felon

    Read Better Late Than Felon Facility Nurse: "But I had car trouble!" Me: "I understand, but I can’t let you in for th...

  • Gratuity ≠ Guarantee

    Read Gratuity ≠ Guarantee Customer: *Places the spare coins into the tip box." Me: "Thank you, sir!" Customer: "You c...

  • Laptop Flop, Part 46

    Read Laptop Flop, Part 46 Me: "Remember to bring the power cord." Mom: "What's that?" Me: "The thing you plug into th...

  • Stay In Your Lane, Literally

    Read Stay In Your Lane, Literally Me: "I can see you're upset about this, but I'm very sorry, we are allowed to swim ...

  • A Different Kind Of Trolley Problem

    Read A Different Kind Of Trolley Problem Little Girl: "Can you take the baby back?" Cashier: *Holding back a laugh.* ...

  • Untitled

    Read At the time my son is about a year old and at the age where he’s crawling and getting into everything. We’ve bab...

  • That Counts As The Toxicology Report

    Read That Counts As The Toxicology Report I'm walking into a ward to help treat an unruly ER patient who has sustaine...

  • Untitled

    Read My mother and I are talking with my sister and my three year old niece. We are asking g her questions about her ...

  • Adult Supervision Is No Kidding

    Read Adult Supervision Is No Kidding Me: "Ma'am, you need to pay attention to your kids." Woman: *Snaps back.* "His s...

  • Will Not Read The Menu Or The Room

    Read Will Not Read The Menu Or The Room Customer: "What's on the menu?!" Me: *Pointing to the menu in front of him.* ...

  • Supply, Demand, Deny

    Read Supply, Demand, Deny Supervisor: "If the shelf is empty, then we're out." Me: "Could you order more to keep in s...

  • A Menu-mental Breakdown

    Read A Menu-mental Breakdown Manager: "No, sir, for the eleventh time, we will not make that. It was your choice to s...

  • Burn Notice

    Read Burn Notice Manager: "We all recognize the order. She calls every week. You're about to get to the payment part,...

  • Infant-ile Entitlement

    Read Infant-ile Entitlement I was with a friend dropping off her kids at daycare. I was carrying her youngest, who ke...

  • Must Be Comforting To Know It Wasn’t You

    Read Must Be Comforting To Know It Wasn’t You In an effort to avoid finger strain, my mom dictates texts instead of t...

  • Horned Melon Has Entered The Chat

    Read Horned Melon Has Entered The Chat Friend: "When you think about it, banana is a really stupid name." Me: "Huh?" ...