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Read Grassroots Crime Wave Colleague: "Drive us to [Address] in [Village] for… uh… [uses the code for a stolen vehicl...
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Read SELECT * FROM Disaster Out of nowhere, suddenly our servers started screaming at a pitch I don't ever want to he...
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Read Overdressed And Underfunded Me: "Your total is $22.30." Customer: "All I have is a $20." Me: "Did you want to ta...
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Read Points Of Contention Me: "I'm afraid that's not an active campaign anymore." Customer: "Well, you should let me ...
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Read Better Late Than Felon Facility Nurse: "But I had car trouble!" Me: "I understand, but I can’t let you in for th...
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Read Gratuity ≠ Guarantee Customer: *Places the spare coins into the tip box." Me: "Thank you, sir!" Customer: "You c...
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Read Laptop Flop, Part 46 Me: "Remember to bring the power cord." Mom: "What's that?" Me: "The thing you plug into th...
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Read Stay In Your Lane, Literally Me: "I can see you're upset about this, but I'm very sorry, we are allowed to swim ...
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Read A Different Kind Of Trolley Problem Little Girl: "Can you take the baby back?" Cashier: *Holding back a laugh.* ...
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Read At the time my son is about a year old and at the age where he’s crawling and getting into everything. We’ve bab...
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Read That Counts As The Toxicology Report I'm walking into a ward to help treat an unruly ER patient who has sustaine...
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Read My mother and I are talking with my sister and my three year old niece. We are asking g her questions about her ...
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Read Adult Supervision Is No Kidding Me: "Ma'am, you need to pay attention to your kids." Woman: *Snaps back.* "His s...
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Read Will Not Read The Menu Or The Room Customer: "What's on the menu?!" Me: *Pointing to the menu in front of him.* ...
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Read Supply, Demand, Deny Supervisor: "If the shelf is empty, then we're out." Me: "Could you order more to keep in s...
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Read A Menu-mental Breakdown Manager: "No, sir, for the eleventh time, we will not make that. It was your choice to s...
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Read Burn Notice Manager: "We all recognize the order. She calls every week. You're about to get to the payment part,...
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Read Infant-ile Entitlement I was with a friend dropping off her kids at daycare. I was carrying her youngest, who ke...
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Read Must Be Comforting To Know It Wasn’t You In an effort to avoid finger strain, my mom dictates texts instead of t...
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Read Horned Melon Has Entered The Chat Friend: "When you think about it, banana is a really stupid name." Me: "Huh?" ...