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Read This Happens Continuously And Contiguously A car of tourists driving through has pulled in, and one of them asks...
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Read Wire You Complaining? Working in consumer electronics, I get this all day long in regard to cables: Customer: *L...
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Read GPS: Guessing Pizza Spots My dad is visiting us in the Boston area. He's been walking around sightseeing on his ...
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Read A Fashion Statement… Loud And Clear I'm at a friend's place, with her six-year-old daughter sitting next to me. ...
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Read What About Naples? I work in an Italian restaurant, and we have a large map of Italy on the wall. A customer is ...
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Read I had a horrid literature teacher. There are plenty of stories to tell, but this is one of those that sticks. I ...
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Read I have five kids, a teenage girl, 4year old triplets (2 girls, 1 boy) and a baby girl. One time, when they were ...
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Read Call My Bluff When I Call The Police Me: "Yeah, but there's more to our policy than just time. Products have to ...
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Read Sometimes I have to call customers. Sometimes I get their voicemails. Here’s my favorite inbox message. (Sung to...
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Read A West Side Story Me: "No, I'm sorry, we only cover the west side of town. You wanna call our Elm Street locatio...
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Read Ever since I was a kid, I’ve gotten nosebleeds. Most of the time I’m able to catch them before I start dripping ...
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Read My dad is over visiting as he often does. My kid gets frustrated over something. Kid: Jesus Christ! (My old-scho...
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Read When E-Free Was A Thing A younger guy, probably eighteen or nineteen, not a customer of ours, came in and asked ...
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Read Pizzas Are Cooked, Not Conjured Customer: "Yeah, I'd like one pizza delivered. Can I have that at 12:30?" Me: "U...
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Read For Ink, Press X Customer: "My printer is out of ink. It says I need Magneto." Read For Ink, Press X
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Read Alliteration Stations! One of my coworkers has been assigned to make announcements to the customers over the sto...
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Read Free Period Isn’t Free Me: "I'll need to set up an account for you. Do you have a school credit card?" Caller: "...
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Read A Signal Saga Agent: "Hello, my name is Jason. Can I please have your name?" Me: *Gives name.* Agent: "Hello, my...
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Read Grassroots Crime Wave Colleague: "Drive us to [Address] in [Village] for… uh… [uses the code for a stolen vehicl...
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Read SELECT * FROM Disaster Out of nowhere, suddenly our servers started screaming at a pitch I don't ever want to he...