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  • The Line Ends Here

    Read The Line Ends Here Caller: "Well, I'm not going anywhere unless you give me the price I want." Me: "As I have sa...

  • Focusing On The Small Potatoes

    Read Focusing On The Small Potatoes Once upon a time in a factory in Scotland, I was part of the Quality Control team...

  • Book-ed Solid

    Read Book-ed Solid This was back in the early 2000s. A patron approached us at the front desk. Patron: "I want to use...

  • An Uplifting Discovery

    Read An Uplifting Discovery My workplace has a parking garage underneath. We prefer that pedestrians not walk up or d...

  • Draft Punk

    Read Draft Punk Today, I'm on the patio five feet from the bar, resetting some furniture we moved for an event about ...

  • Making First Contact With Mom

    Read Making First Contact With Mom Mom: "Can you help me with [computer issue]?" Me: "Sure, when exactly?" Mom: "I wa...

  • Mother Knows Simplest

    Read Mother Knows Simplest Acquaintance: "When I leave them at home, I have to tell them not to go out the front door...

  • Their Cheese Knowledge Has Holes

    Read Their Cheese Knowledge Has Holes I used to work at a grocery store deli and had this exchange with a gentleman: ...

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    Read My mother is the baby of her family by a long shot. My aunt and uncle were nine and eleven years older than her,...

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    Read Through the 80s and 90s, I worked at a number of independent computer stores, doing sales of custom-configured m...

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    Read While working drive thru in the horrid year of 2020, I had the duty of receiving a lady with a very specific ord...

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    Read Twenty years ago, I worked at a smallish health food store with a unique name (Diet, Herbs, and Healthy Nutritio...

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    Read I had the check the location tag when I read this story (https://notalwaysright.com/thanks-to-adhd-and-the-ada-y...

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    Read (I’m the long-suffering narrator of the story “Quick! Call The Brain Cell Supplier!”. The company is in panic mo...

  • Soon To Become A Liquid Asset

    Read Soon To Become A Liquid Asset I used to work in a novelty ice bar. What is that? It's a bar in the basement of a...

  • Gotta Catechize ‘Em All

    Read Gotta Catechize ‘Em All Grandma: "What game is that?" Boy: "Pokémon." Grandma: "Is it holy?" Boy: "Yes, the Poké...

  • That’s Not A Bread Winner

    Read That’s Not A Bread Winner Wife: "There’s no bacon in my BLT." The manager took the sandwich and confirmed it was...

  • Experiencing A Tropical Depression

    Read Experiencing A Tropical Depression Me: "Can I see some IDs, first?" Customer: "Uh! This is the US Virgin Islands...

  • Living In A Q Continuum

    Read Living In A Q Continuum I'm buying some quince. This is loose-packed and weighed, so I put it on the scale and s...

  • Veganing To Understand

    Read Veganing To Understand Customer: "So what is vegan flavor? Where do you keep those? Or is it a seasoning in your...