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    Read A local cinema gives a free ticket for your birthday (there are some conditions). So when it is my dads birthday...

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    Read One of my coworkers recently suffered the loss of a family member, and they have not come into the office today....

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    Read Browsing around Not Always Right on Halloween made me recall a somewhat strange incident that happened when I wa...

  • When Their Novel Idea Isn’t

    Read When Their Novel Idea Isn’t Working at the bookstore, I overhear a teenage girl say to her friend: Customer #1: ...

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    Read my mom and i went to a grocery store. there was a promotion with “free samples”, which were basically almost exp...

  • FAFOMG

    Read FAFOMG At one point, he decided the three or four times a year he had to do this was a "major inconvenience" and...

  • A Battery Of Questions, Part 3

    Read A Battery Of Questions, Part 3 I'm ringing up my customer, and a woman interrupts the transaction, waving an ite...

  • Does Not Have Across The Street Smarts

    Read Does Not Have Across The Street Smarts I worked at a convenience store, and there was another convenience store ...

  • Marching Orders

    Read Marching Orders Me: "Do you know why [Manager] decided to have so many of us on the opening shift?" Coworker: "N...

  • Shell Shocked

    Read Shell Shocked I'm a waiter. One lady had gotten some chili lime glazed shrimp scampi. As I set it down, she gets...

  • Making Change, Not Rain

    Read Making Change, Not Rain The cashier is going a bit slow, but it's not that busy, and I'm not in a rush, so no bi...

  • Captain Obvious Has Become Self-Aware

    Read Captain Obvious Has Become Self-Aware Customer: "What's the difference between the bacon cheddar and the double ...

  • What Do Hue Mean?

    Read What Do Hue Mean? Customer #2: "Are these bags green?" Me: *Thinking maybe he didn't hear me.* "They're plastic....

  • The Couponator 53: Binder Of Fury

    Read The Couponator 53: Binder Of Fury Coupon Lady: "YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT! IT'S YOUR POLICY! JUST READ THE COUPON,...

  • Who Blows The Final Whistle?

    Read Who Blows The Final Whistle? [Center Ref] told me that because I didn’t arrive thirty minutes early, he would ma...

  • Blown Out Of Proportion

    Read Blown Out Of Proportion Customer: "It's super windy where I am." Me: "I don't understand why that would be an is...

  • It Should Be Berry Obvious

    Read It Should Be Berry Obvious Customer: "Three strawberry shakes and a chocolate shake." I make the shakes in front...

  • This Happens Continuously And Contiguously

    Read This Happens Continuously And Contiguously A car of tourists driving through has pulled in, and one of them asks...

  • Wire You Complaining?

    Read Wire You Complaining? Working in consumer electronics, I get this all day long in regard to cables: Customer: *L...

  • GPS: Guessing Pizza Spots

    Read GPS: Guessing Pizza Spots My dad is visiting us in the Boston area. He's been walking around sightseeing on his ...