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Read A Leg-Endary Joke Coworker: "Maybe if you tell me what you're hoping to get out of the machine, I can recommend ...
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Read Storage Wars I let my tech team brainstorm about how to destroy all the data on those hard drives. I had expecte...
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Read Losing The Name Game, Part 3 Caller: "What is your name?!" I told him. Caller: "That's a stupid name! How'd you ...
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Read State-ing The Obvious Me: "Sir, are you more comfortable communicating in another language?" Caller: "I speak a ...
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Read Hopefully, The New Owner Can Machine Learn From This Coworker: "They just fired me." Me: "What?! Tell me you're ...
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Read The Fine Art of Missing the Point I work in a high-end art supplies store. We carry many items that are high qua...
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Read Urine Trouble Now To start, I am female, and my entire family, both sides, women have bladders the size of a thi...
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Read Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 12 Clipboard Guy: "Ladies, what are your thoughts on illegal...
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Read No Child Left Behind The Fence I see a mother and two boys, roughly eight and eleven years old, get out of the c...
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Read Content warning: homophobia, transphobia I work for a small town local radio. It’s very LGBT+ friendly, with a w...
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Read Maybe Take A Gen-X-Ray To Be Sure I overhear a doctor reassuring a patient that their scan for skin cancer came ...
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Read My wife and I both do laundry, but it tends to be mainly her job, (I do most of cleaning). So, when I went downs...
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Read We used to belong to a group that would get together once a week and go for a long walk. Somewhere different eac...
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Read When The Customer Is Buffering I tell them the total, which is less than $4. They FINALLY look up from their pho...
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Read This is a story from when I was a baby and my parents were exhausted twenty-somethings still trying to figure ou...
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Read Pressed for Cash I’m processing an order pickup for this man (five shirts) that we’ve cleaned for him. Me: "That...
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Read I work at our local city library here near Dallas, TX. and I process our library materials. Adding barcodes, spi...
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Read I’m having a bad asthma attack, so I go to the hospital. They get it under control but the doctor wants me to ha...
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Read It Wasn’t Even A Split Decision I'm a web designer. A would-be client contacts me and asks if I'd be willing to ...
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Read A Storybook Ending A gaggle of six kids ran into the library while I was watching the front desk; none of them o...