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  • A Degree Of Parenthood

    Read A Degree Of Parenthood Woman #1: "This woman is harassing me, and you need to do something about it!" Woman #2: ...

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    Read This was only the first time this happened in my life, but it’s happened again twice since with different people...

  • No Child Left… Somewhere

    Read No Child Left… Somewhere I was shepherded onto a bus for children who were not in special education by one of th...

  • Would You Like To Be Disappointed In The Morning Or The Afternoon?

    Read Would You Like To Be Disappointed In The Morning Or The Afternoon? I work in a women's clinic scheduling appoint...

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    Read It was a weekend afternoon and I was enjoying a book, when suddenly my phone rang. It displaed an unknown number...

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    Read I work for a cyber security company. We do regular “audits” of our customers. Essentially, we go out to a site, ...

  • We Need More Than A Quarter Of The Quarter Pounder

    Read We Need More Than A Quarter Of The Quarter Pounder I am working the grill when I get my first customer complaint...

  • Untitled

    Read This story https://notalwaysright.com/its-gonna-be-one-of-those-laits/372417/ made me think of one my uncle told...

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    Read One summer, a band my family likes puts on a free concert at a local outdoor venue. We get there early to set up...

  • We Take No Position On This Story

    Read We Take No Position On This Story Caller: "I don't think I'm being unreasonable." Me: "I won't take a position o...

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    Read Client wanted an upgrade of their logo that was done on MS Word in 1984. No imagery or icons (although at one po...

  • Terminally Stubborn

    Read Terminally Stubborn Me: "Sir, do you have any electrical items or liquids in your bag?" Passenger: "Yes, a lapto...

  • Three To Disagree

    Read Three To Disagree We were running a promotion where you could use a coupon to get a $3 breakfast item with the p...

  • Prime And Punishment

    Read Prime And Punishment A customer is holding a hardcover book in his hand and looking at his phone. Customer: "Exc...

  • OK Den

    Read OK Den I am new to an office job, and I'm getting confused in meetings because I can't keep up with all the acro...

  • Seeing Red Lettuce

    Read Seeing Red Lettuce Customer: "Why don't you carry Red Leaf lettuce anymore?" Me: "It never sold quickly enough; ...

  • The Roll Reversal

    Read The Roll Reversal I was cleaning the bathroom one evening after closing (we all took turns on this) and had to r...

  • Does The Loaf And Fish Pizza Come With A Stuffed Crust?

    Read Does The Loaf And Fish Pizza Come With A Stuffed Crust? Me: "Okay, so that will come to $344.82." Caller: "Oh, n...

  • A Departure From The Schedule

    Read A Departure From The Schedule Manager: "Hey, where are you? Your shift started thirty minutes ago." Me: "Well, I...

  • The Complaints Of Moher

    Read The Complaints Of Moher Customer: "And the road to get here! Oh my God! Tiny! How do they expect tourists to dri...