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Read Pressing The Issue An old lady approaches the returns desk: Customer: "I want to return this, and I have my rece...
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Read The Pick-Up Artist Manager: *Rushing in.* "Excuse me, can I see your [delivery app] order on your phone?" Custom...
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Read A Taxing Experience For Everyone Me: "I've never been spoken to this way during a tax appointment." Accountant: ...
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Read Misplaced Anger In The Bagging Area Customer: "This is crazy! You got like, fifteen checkout lanes in this store...
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Read For Dad, It Was Loaf At First Sight Mom: "Why would anyone make that? I can feel my arteries atrophy just LOOKIN...
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Read I Know You From Daycare But I Am Not A Daycare Parent: "Oh, we’re just dropping off our little one. Will be back...
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Read The Luck Of The Draw(er Policy) Customer: "Gimme [cigarettes] and [scratchcard tickets]." I lay them down for hi...
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Read I work as a receptionist for an auto repair shop, and have been here for about a year and a half at the time of ...
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Read Gotta Patch ’Em All A patient has come in for a vaccine, and I'm about to give him a small bandage to put over t...
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Read My mom recently installed a bidet attachment to her toilet. While visiting for Christmas, I decided to give it a...
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Read After a divorce, I’ve just moved from the waterfront suburbs outside Baltimore, to downtown Martinsburg, WV. Non...
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Read Don’t Be An Alias-hole Me: "I will need to see a form of identification that has your full name on it." Guest: "...
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Read This story involves two high school classes, Spanish and history. Our Spanish teacher was very laid back, and wo...
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Read The club I attend regularly is run by volunteers. So this one time I went, there was a guy behind the bar whose ...
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Read Pardon My French… Or Whatever That Was Customer: "We'd like [two house menu cocktails], [appetiser], and a for c...
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Read Okay I’m back with the last installment of The Chronicles of Cousin Joe. I believe when we last left off . Joes ...
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Read I Scream Employee: "Okay, ma'am, your order number is six… seven." Customer: "Oh no!" Read I Scream
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Read Saydi What Now? Customer: "Can you tell me where the saydi's are?" Me: "Saydi's?" Customer: "Yeah, I'm lookin' f...
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Read Good Bi, Guys Young Man #2: "Seriously? This place is packed. Where are all the other ladies?" Bar Friend: "Uh, ...
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Read As Sara I Know, I’m The Only One Coworker: "I never would have guessed you were going through the same thing." M...