Entries
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Read Spaghetti About It Manager: "Last week you both came in, and you complained that your daughter's fettuccini alfr...
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Read Nature Has Reviewed Your Request Van Guys: "Hey, kid, your truck is hogging all the shade!" I tell my uncle to c...
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Read The Chicken, The Egg, And The Resume I'm in line checking out at Goodwill when the cashier asks the lady in fron...
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Read The Real Endgame Is Saving You From A Comments Section I do quality assurance testing for a big video game compa...
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Read It’s All In The Delivery, Part 9 I work at a pizza place, and we have a $3 delivery charge. A caller was angry t...
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Read Uno Reversing Malicious Compliance He told me to have my admin assistants troubleshoot the problems, "since they...
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Read The Very Hungry Caterpillar Versus The Very Angry Customer At our garden centre, my coworker really loves her jo...
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Read Press X To Confess A pair of customers has pooled their funds to buy a PlayStation. As I'm taking the photos, th...
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Read The Mean Manager Manager: "So… you're below average." Me: "Does your performance evaluation take into account re...
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Read Math Is Your Friend, Part 21 A woman with a young child in tow hands me a $20 bill. Customer: "Can I get some ch...
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Read Identity Theft Begins At Home Company Rep: "It looks like you have an outstanding bill from a line in your name ...
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Read The Wrong Number Was Right Mom: "Okay. I will be home very soon. Just sit on the sofa and watch TV. If anything ...
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Read It’s Death AND Taxes, Not Death OF Taxes Customer: "They got more expensive than last month!" Me: "I'm sorry, si...
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Read My buddy and I worked at a well-known local bakery for a while. It was a rough job, but I needed the money at th...
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Read When They Want YOUR Lifetime Achievement Award A young lady, sixteen-ish going on Mae West, who has never been i...
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Read Barking Up The Wrong Clinic Lady: "My dog isn't acting normal!" Me: "Can you please describe what that means?" L...
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Read I work for a retail accounting firm. One of my coworkers works two jobs, one for us doing US taxes and one for t...
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Read What Do You Mean You Need My Phone Number To Look Up My Phone Number? Me: "Okay, what’s that phone number?" Cust...
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Read https://notalwaysright.com/taking-dont-panic-to-a-whole-new-level/372508/ reminded me of the car fire at a store...
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Read I am a High School teacher in the 2000’s and I teach Social Studies (Maatschappijleer). Our current curriculim i...