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  • We Have A Literary Surcharge

    Read We Have A Literary Surcharge Client: "What are you guys doing? They're out here putting fiberglass insulation on...

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    Read I used to work as a shift leader at a big name pharmacy in a really shady part of town. Because of the terrible ...

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    Read I work at a café, and most mornings a conspiracy nutter comes by to buy a coffee and waste everyones time by try...

  • Not Good At Pie Or Pi

    Read Not Good At Pie Or Pi Me: "How many slices do you want me to cut your pizza, eight or twelve?" Read Not Good At ...

  • Order 66 Minutes In The Oven

    Read Order 66 Minutes In The Oven Customer: "I want it burnt." Me: "So, like… extra crispy?" Customer: "No. Burnt. I ...

  • When Life Gives You Dierdres

    Read When Life Gives You Dierdres Their little daughter, maybe six or so, is hosting a lemonade stand: fifty cents a ...

  • Fork This, I’m Out, Part 2

    Read Fork This, I’m Out, Part 2 My coworker is very klutzy. Turning around without realizing his sweater has caught o...

  • A Soleful Exchange

    Read A Soleful Exchange Customer: "Are these all the discounted shoes you have?!" Me: "Yes, ma'am." Customer: "These ...

  • An Eye-Conic Feature

    Read An Eye-Conic Feature I'm a graphic designer. Many years ago (in the age before AI), I made a brochure for a clie...

  • Trying To Achieve Radio Silence

    Read Trying To Achieve Radio Silence Woman: "EXCUSE ME, YOUNG MAN, YOU NEED TO COME WITH ME RIGHT NOW!" I did a quick...

  • A Floorless Plan

    Read A Floorless Plan Me: "[Son’s Name]! Your room is a mess, again! I can barely see the floor. Have it cleaned up b...

  • On The Fence About Your Orientation

    Read On The Fence About Your Orientation Some of my friends and I (many of us queer) were at school, pretending to fl...

  • Justice Is Served

    Read Justice Is Served A man walks up to the counter and hands over a credit card. Customer: "I want to feed the home...

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    Read [When I worked at an office, I had made casual friendships with the waitresses at a local restaurant where I hun...

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    Read TW: suggested abuse, animal feces This happened to my mom about 15 years ago. A few weeks prior to this story ha...

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    Read My boss walked in to my office with a new hire. Boss: Good morning (me), this is (Karen). She will be joining yo...

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    Read I work for a company which handles mail for a variety of large companies – superannuation, phone companies, ener...

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    Read I am profoundly hard of hearing. Despite this disability, I don’t let it bring me down as I serve customers for ...

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    Read A few of my medications come from a specialty pharmacy, which requires a phone call for every refill. The pharma...

  • Nacho Average Order

    Read Nacho Average Order Customer: "I love those nacho bowls you do with the beef and cheese and guac, but can you do...